See you in China

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raising dese eyebrows

I greet people I don't know well really weirdly. I say "yo"?? even at tutoring HAHAHA. When I was younger I used to greet people with eyebrow raises as well like how u doing.

so bored havent gotten drunk in so long

omg dont want to spoil it for anyone but i watched suits mid season finale yesterday and I can't believe ________ is actually leaving suits wtfffffffff

Train To Busan

ITS A YES FROM ME. Everyone watch it it's so good :O It's such a thrilling zombie movie.

The Last Few Days...

So I haven't blogged in a while... not because I've been particularly busy just ceebs. The most momentous thing that happened was probably finishing up with the year 9 classes. Of course I have conflicting feelings again but this time they are mostly sad. It's becaus the year 9 classes were the least stressful ones. I only had to do max 3 hours prep for them compared to like the 5 I do for the year 5s sometimes. Also the higher class was really intelligent so I didn't always feel so shit that they weren't getting it. Also I'm starting with the year 8s soon next term which I know will be so much fucking work. 

For the lower class, I didn't do anything fun because I still had so much content to cover before the test next week. But for the higher class I spent half the lesson on revision then the other half on a quiz that I had prepared. It basically had one challenge question from each topic I had ever taught them, and also a few random trivia ones. They were in teams of two/three and the questions were actually pretty fucking hard HAHAHAHAHA

The first one was "what is my name" and they all started laughing. Idk it was just so fun because some of them were so clueless. I felt like pulling a Jack Huang... putting up on the projector

Serena Luong

99.85 ATAR

4th in the state for Engineering

They are all moving on to Jimmy now hehehehe I hope I have prepared them well but at the same time I'm looking forward to the lazy ones being screamed at/kicked out by Jimmy because they really need someone to push them. 

The Sunday morning before the year 5s was a nightmare. I slept at 12 and woke up at 5 to finish marking their work then had to go teach the year 7s at 9:30 rip. Had a break then started teaching the year 5s at 1. Finished up at 4:30, went home and skipped my cousin's bbq because I was so dead. I think I've improved as a teacher since term 1.

Dead By Daylight

ANUS AMY made me watch these gameplay videos of Dead By Daylight on youtube which was the game they were all playing. I finally bought and downloaded it after tutoring on Sunday and omg it is so fucking fun everyone play with me.

You can be the killer or one of the survivors. If you're a survivor, you have to work with the other survivors to fix all the generators on the map to open the door to escape. If you're the killer you have to kill all the survivors before they escape. Its so bloody terrifying as one of the survivors because you dont have to weapons to defend yourself, you can only run away from the killer. Also if the killer is nearby this music starts to play and you can hear a heartbeat and ugh its just too much.

Kevin

Went over to ANUS AMY's to tutor Kevin yesterday. He had his prelims today for Chem and I just helped him study. I think we were studying for about 5 hrs no joke. It was so tiring but glad he learnt something.

Blogging on the train rn because i have a headache and I dont think i will be bothered later. 

Uhhh skipped BIOM lecture today and went Whitehouse for some wedges. Feng and Joyce really wanna go to a fob party idk why.

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It's a no from me

Yesterday

Went to MMAN tute and math tute and actually paid attention. Learnt something for once.

Lunch at whitehouse again. I think I should leave that out of my blog because uh happens everyday.

Went out at night for Stephen's birthday!! We did an escape room at Paniq room at the rocks and it was pretty fun. We were locked up in these two different cells and we had to WORK TOGETHER get out somehow. Apparently it wasnt as fun as other escape rooms Amy and Eugene have done tho. I felt kinda useless I think I have really bad problem solving skills. They had to give us so many clues because we were too dumb.

Then we went to Brighton to eat at Hogsbreath cafe! It was pretty expensive but really yummy. The steak has such an amazing texture BUT they didn't give enough sauce. We also ordered some stuffed potato skins which were very yummy. 

Birthday girl

Went back to tutor Kevin and I basically went over for no reason because just as I started tutoring him he realised how screwed he was for English which was the next day so I was like lol lets just do chem on Monday. 

Watched Dead By Daylight gameplay videos and it looks really fun.

This morning

um I got 8.1/10 for my comp assignment. Kinda of happy ish?!??! idek not in hd range but i guess its only 10%.

*me catching up on last night's ep at uni*

yenno what maybe he will pick alex

these bali dates are boring af

Tonight

Went to Hursy to dinner with Amy, Feng and FD because 

We ate at chicken maru and it was velly yummy :)

Then had meet fresh and had to leave the desserts half eaten because I had to run to catch my train. IT CAME EARLY 1 MIN EARLY SO THANK BUDDHA I RAN. 

Shitstorm Bachelor Finale

DID YOU SEE WHAT I WROTE THIS MORNING OMFG I CALLED IT

I wasn't really going for anyone until he dumped Nikki after that I was so sad so I guess I was going for Nikki? 

The reaction this year is so diff to last year HAHAHA when Snezana won everyone was like congratulations!!! this year its like NIKKI WAS ROBBED, Richie go kys etc. Even Guy Sebastian knows whats up

This is actually more of a robbery than 2003 Australian idol #TheBachelorAU #TeamNikki

— Guy Sebastian (@GuySebastian) September 15, 2016

Oh well they seem happy good on them I guess (but srs Nikki was the one). Hope it lasts lol because I really don't see it lasting at all. 

Omfg some people are being so malicious to Alex. Not a fan but come on you don't need to post hate underneath their vid :(

Need to start working on MMAN assignment which is due in under 24 hours goodbye.

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tbt food tech mario cake / structs / making pancakes

Nobody shared it on fb so it only has 18 views give eugene some luv 

need to start working on my biom group project ugh

Omg the regret on her face at the end when she says heres to another 10 years. 

ok it is 11:40 i have been watching tipsy bartender vids for an hour

Weednesday

Somehow got out of bed for my 9am BIOM lecture. We were learning about the anatomy of the ankle and how to prevent ankle sprains (which is apparently an engineering problem). I really like BIOM lectures because its so different to everything else I learn which is just fucking physics and maths. 

Whitehouse for lunch DUH Lulu and I got two pizzas and we could not finish them so we just gave the leftovers to Stephen and Amy. We should've gotten the pizza and draught deal but we didn't realise what draught was until today. Its basically cider. uhhh jessica was a no show because for some reason she was at home getting her hair dyed YET AGAIN. pls jessica be careful ur hair gonna fall out soon. Lulu and I reminisced about those two fucking crazy days in year 10 when English website was due then the day after Food Tech Cake assignment was due as well. I stayed up till 3am BOTH NIGHTS because on the first night jessica went to sleep at 12 and then I opened the website and I was like wtf is this shit everything is incomplete

Then the night after I think lulu, kylie and I were all staying up so late to finish our food tech report hahaa. I fully downloaded a mario and luigi font to make it all legit but its on my new comp so you can't see it :( I PHOTOSHOPPED EVERYTHING AND MADE IT ALL SO BEAUTIFUL but later on like 5 ppl got full marks anyway. If only I put this much effort into my uni assignments. I dont think I have the skills rn to do this assignment again like I dont even know how I drew the graphics on the cake design

Wow this is so dumb but I'm getting so emotional looking through my old projects like jaysus. I put SO MUCH EFFORT INTO ALL OF THIS I FOLDED A QUESTION MARK ENVELOPE AND ATTACHED IT TO MY PROJECT WITH THE BIRTHDAY INVITATION INSIDE IT WTF

If y'all ever need to plan a Mario themed birthday party hit me up. I have recipes for:

And a flow chart to organise your time ~~~~~~~~

If i had myself as a student my life rn as a teacher would be so easy

but tbh not even a star student because I never got any of those top 10 academic achievement awards *cries self to sleep*

omfg i fucking cannot what the actual fuck I wonder what selena would think if we showed this to her now

for you peasants who don't speak french I will kindly translate for you:

"For vacation, I'm went to Mauritius to visit my aunt. I brought lots of things for my journey - two suitacases, a backpack, 5 beautiful dresses, a swimsuit, some sunclasses, two pairs of shorts, two t-shirts, two roman fantasies (wtF) and 4 packets of instant noodles. I arrived at Sir Seewoosagur Ramgoolam international airport at 7:30 after a long flight"

The classic syphillis rap:

Lulu: If you had syphilis, you would go through three stages

Firstly, you’ll get highly contagious sores on your pee pee or your vagina

That if I came into contact with one, I’ll probably have syphilis too,

If you had syphilis, you’d probably die, without treatment

Found the URL to the wix website Feng and I made (mostly me) http://serenaluong.wixsite.com/secretsocietyfit jks feng was the creative mind behind all of our projects

Also heres the blog for the project as well http://jessicaluonggg.blogspot.com.au/ i don't understand the concept behind this?

Also I think I've gotten significantly worse at English since year 9.

That time Sharon and I made a 10 slide powerpoint only to be yelled at by Ms Joannou who was like "WHO TOLD YOU WE HAD ACCESS TO THE COMPUTER ROOM" #classic

Casually writing depressing suicidal poetry about arranged marriage which I clearly know nothing about

Anyway thats enough tbting for one day i need to do my assignment rip

I feel so inadequate compared to past me

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messed up hair

This video kind of makes me want to get the iPhone now. but no serina it is a waste of money

Cevsoc photos are out...lol fml

There are many regrets. 

Had tutoring today as usual - still not enjoying it LOL on the bright side the early class was really good. 

Went to Heidi's bday party at Chipmunks during my 2 hr break. My cousin was working and gave me a hot chocolate which was very yummy but also it set me up for mad farts later. STOMACH WAS STARTING TO FEEL UNSETTLED BUT I WAS ALSO HUNGRY SO I ATE ALL OF HEIDI'S PARTY FOOD LOL. Also I feel like to work there you need to be very patient and thick skinned. I would not last at all with all the children screaming/running around and parents demanding shit all the time. 

SO CUTE OMG THE THEME WAS PRINCESS

The little children were all so cute. I remember when we used to have birthday parties like that and it would be so exciting getting an invitation and errything. Almost got into a car accident when I was leaving Chipmunks HAHAHA I was setting the GPS (because can't navigate even when shit is close to my house) and was not looking properly and someone was reversing out from parking and then I looked up and slammed on the brakes. I was 1m away from crashing into him. He beeped me and another driver coming towards us beeped me as well. The oncoming driver was making all these hand actions like 

Year 5 class was tragic I had to basically yell over the top of them and they didn't want to listen to me

I'm so fucking tired now I have so much to mark next week halp already worrying about it

PLUS MMAN AND BIOM ASSIGNMENTS DUE GOODBYE WORLd

i need to something to look forward to. I FUCKING STILL CAN'T GET OVER THE FACT I ACCEPTED THE YEAR 8 CLASSES KMS LITERALLY GOODBYE UGHHHHHHHHH NO FREEDOM FOR ANOTHER TERM AND THE YEAR 8 CLASSES ARE GOING TO NEED EVEN MORE WORK THAN MY YEAR 9S FUCK

been playing 'When you love someone' a lot of guitar. the guy who sings it posted his own guitar tutorial on how to play it he da best

who made dis

I cant watch movies normally anymore I always identify with the really awkward people and when the super successful/confident/kind main characters come on I'm either like "they don't exist in real life" or "that will never be you" HAHAHAHA. For example when watching Suits I think, wow I would be way too self conscious to become a lawyer and talk in front of everyone.

Or watching Avatar the Last Airbender I'm like "how did Ang become friends with Katara so quickly? is it because he has a really good sense of humour?? they are both so not awkward"

I feel like my brain works like how it works in inside out except instead of emotions controlling everything, there are just robots pressing buttons based on their programming logic. I overthink life my mind just needs to shut off sometimes. Most people are just don't sweat the small stuff........

There are so little moments during the day when I'm just completely me and not stressing out about what to say next or what to think.

I'm fucking tired I need to sleep bcus stayed up till 3:30 am last night marking shit which I didn't even finish. 

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can talk the talk

cant

I just agreed to take on two classes in term 4 HAHAHA goodbye. Boss gave them to me because I no longer have the year 9s after this term nor the year 12s. So technically I will have less classes overall but the two new classes are on diff days so ughghuhugh. 

I remember saying "if she gives me new classes I will say no" but I just couldn't omfg.

What did I just agree to literally wtf THE FUCK AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE. In the moment I was kinda hesistant but she said it was only going to be for a term so I was like why notttttttt

I just realised I can't go out on Friday night because one of the classea is early Saturday morning.

Why is it that when I'm finally self sufficient enough to buy myself an iPhone that isn't five years old, Apple releases the shittiest, least innovative phone they could've ever come up with. The only phone that I have ever gotten that was "new" was the Samsung S3 which y'all bought for me in year 10? and samsung quickly released a new one in like a few months.

So lol idk if I'm going to get an iPhone 7 mainly because they got rid of the headphone jack so I need to buy bluetooth headphones so ceebs and also there are so many bluetooth devices already in my house and it is such a pain to get shit connected via bluetooth. Like I have to shut the bluetooth off the ipad as well as my parents phones' before I can connect anything.

I'm only blogging because I cbf prepping work for tomorrow. I should get to it...

RIP skipped uni today and just checked my algebra mark online I got 8. I fucking need to get on top of algebra and comp omfg I don't understand anything.

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1 year and 1 month old

I was thinking I should do a 1 year anniversary blog post then I checked and I realised I fucking started this thing last year in August...so I have missed it already oops.

Sorry my  blog game has been so not on point this week.

Tuesday

BIOM lecture - I actually listened and it was all about ventricular assist devices vs totally artificial hearts. SO COOL. 

RAN INTO MADISON RANDOMLY OMG. He is so easygoing lol. Used connie's boost voucher to discount his drink by $3 ty connie ilyz

Wednesday

Did ok for MMAN. Sad because I lost marks for not showing enough working out lmao what a tragedy. 

Ate at Whitehouse (duh) which Joyce. We sat outside for the first time and it was a very bad experience. The sun kept beating down on us and we were burning. Also magpies and other birds were swooping 5cm from our heads.

Then had BIOM group meeting which was literally so chill and unproductive. We just assigned topics for everyone to do and we mostly sat in silence looking over the quad where spring fest was happening HAHHAA. I knew everyone in our group except for one person (Minh Anh) I think she went Canley Vale and she's super nice. She asked me if I knew Yvonne and I was like who dat and she said she went Jimmy with me and I was like wot wo bu zhi dao idk she looks so familiar but at the same time what. Studied a bit at lib.

Went BIOM tute which was soooooooooooo boring :( We did random calculations about making fake blood vessels ugh. 

Then met up with FD at central and had gr8 hangs outside Hurstville Library tbt. Cheetos are so yummy omg.

I feel like I am such a boring person -.-

Went to Amy's house to tutor Kevin and HE COULD NOT STOP FALLING ASLEEP OMGGGGGGGGG HE LITERALLY SHUT HIS EYES AND I WAS LIKE kevin what are you doing AND HES LIKE I'M LISTENING JUST CLOSING MY EYES?!?!

Watched the new ep of Bachelor. Its so boring something please happen. I think he's going to end up with Alex lmao pls no. oh fuck i forgot it was on tonight. well I gotta catch up now fuckkkkkkkkk.

Today

Uni + tutoring is slipping away from me lmao. 

Went to uni with Amy and FD at 10 ish. Ran into Jessica just as we got off the bus lol. Sat in Feng's maths lecture to mark some work and just sad at how much work I have to mark rip rip rip. stop complaining Serbrejna it is life. 

Met up with Phuc at 12 to do our MMAN lab and it was so dumb we literally dropped a ball to see how far it would bounce HAHAHA. Then got some free beef salad from VSA. It was pretty basic....had vermicelli, lettuce, carrot, a few herbs and literally 2 pieces of beef but it was free so watevssssssss. 

Randomly saw Natalie and Niina then followed them to get some free sausage sizzle from ELSOC. They knew someone who was fully in with the ELSOC people so we could get it for free even though we weren't part of the soc HOEHSHhehhohOEHO1HO23HO1IH3O1H23!@# Also grabbed a weird orange drink from there as well. Again I am very socially awkward and boring I remember this fact at least 10 times a day.

THEN TREKKED UP TO UPPPER CAMPUS LIBRARY TO SEE 3 HEADLESS CHICKENS FREAKING OUT ABOUT THEIR PYSCH TEST joyce bein all like I can't do this I'm going to fail and lianne bein like I DON'T KNOW even tho she knew everything already

Then studied a bit and waited for them to finish their exam. Went down to whitehouse omg and bought wedges i am gaining so much weight. They forgot about Lulu and Liannes order lel

Then went to Town Hall to look for father's day gifts. I wanted to buy him a model plane but asked my mum and she was like wtf no we have no where to put it.

I ended up buying uncle Tetsu's cheesecake as a temporary present but I still don't quite know what to get. OMG and ended up running into Anna Huang outside Town Hall HAHAHA. So random.

Anyway thought of the day: going to be forever alone and die surrounded by procreating rats because I'm too scared and lazy to do anything in life including clean my room. 

Two reasons I am sad today:

There were too many social interactions today and I just generally felt uncomfortable around so many people particularly one but I don't want to go into it.

I'm reading my like Kris Kringle happiness sheet/card from year 11 and I feel like I used to be so idk funny and unique lol. "You never fail to make people laugh" that might just be some bullshit from someone who was running out of stuff to say but I don't remember the last time I have made someone laugh. 

Also wtf so many ppl said you're gonna get that 99.95 well fuck y'all were wrong.

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Yesterday's Rants

AND IM STILL NOT FUCKING DONE

i have to mark tutoring work now... working

omfg
theres this stem and leaf plot showing the height of a group of boys and girls. The range is quite large like some are 121 some are 173.

the q was: which year level do you think these boys and girls are in? Justify your answer.

This kid wrote: year 7 , because they're height is in all sorts of place because of puberty.

Today's Bants

Kidding I have no bants

News of the day: Moon festival was on and I could not go because you guessed it... T-T-T-TUTORING! Was tutoring from 9:30 - 4:30 today and knew I had to get home to do comp assignment.

but OMG LULU MET LILYMAYMAC LMAO I WAS SO EXCITED FOR HER BEFORE but now it my excitement has kinda died down. srsly lulu you are so brave if I saw her I wouldn't do anything I would just ogle and be like omg its her!!!

e.g. what happened at me oi last time. but tbh i had no idea who she was back then.

some kpop band was there, knafeh was there and yah idk i just want food.

Also had father's day dinner at La Grilla last night. I love La Grilla the food is always so good. its pretty underrated. we ordered way too much. wow look at this pic have u ever seen me smile a faker smile?

I am reaching levels of peak obesity literally my stomach is just too large.

I'm so bloody tired. Someone help me.

Handed in comp assignment 4 mins before the due time bcus i was trying to fix as many errors as i could. Everything mostly worked out in the end though cus I passed most of the tests but not all. If i had more time i could've improved it but thats what i get for leaving everything to the last min aye. Total time i worked on this assignment was at least 15 hours and its only worth 10%. TY to phuc who helped me out a lot.

beef jerky

my final assignment line count was 580

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leave a toothbrush at my place ;)

So it is very obvious I am not taking uni seriously this semester goodbye HD wam

Woke up and went to GP to get some needles in preparation for China. When he poked them in it didn't hurt but when he pressed the syringe down it was like this constant pain for 3 seconds ughhhhh. Now my arms are sore. Hopefully it subsides before tomorrow morning because I need to write on whiteboards lol. 

Had my algebra test today (which I'm pretty sure I got <7 for) and also my comp test which I also did shit in because I couldn't do the last part. This is what I get for leaving everything to the last minute.

Last night I read my sister's friend's blog and it was really really really sad. Then coincidentally I saw that same girl in the bus line today. She doesn't know who I am but I knew basically everything that had been going on in her life in the past six months which was so bizarre to me. LIKE I CAN LEARN SO MUCH ABOUT SOMEONE WITHOUT EVER MEETING THEM. 

Also people have so many more issues than they seem to have. On the outside everyone is so happy and normal but after reading blogs I'm kinda like wow everyone is basically lying.

ANYWAY lunched with JOYCE at mamak. I got the penang chicken it was a 6/10 nothing special. Joyce got the beef laksa ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Then went back to matsoc building and studied for a bit. We did our Yellow Shirt applications and I had my comp test in 2 hours so I had to rush it. But literally no regrets because even though it took time outta my studying for comp, the test was only worth 6% and being a Yellow Shirt is a life experience

though probably not going to get it because 1. my answers were shit, 2. I am just generally a negative person  and 3. I have quite shitty communication skills

Cheap Hotel is a song about this guy having sex with some girl at a cheap hotel whilst his girlfriend waits for him at home. It is a really sad song. 

THEY ARE ALL SO CUTE OMGGGGGGGG THEY R LIKE SQUAD GOALS 

ALSO THE FUNNY KID'S VOICE HAS DROPPED SO MUCH

THIS IS TOO MUCH STRANGER THINGS THEY JUST CONFIRMED SEASON 2 GOODBYE I WILL GO INTO HIBERNATION UNTIL THAT COMES OUT IN 2017

jk i have Game of Thrones to look forward to before that.

The weekend of tutoring has arrived. Time to mark.

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SAVE ME

Sorry I have neglected my blog this has been a hectic week and its about to get even more hectic.

But all the more reason to blog right?

I will do a short recap because I need to go tutoring soon rip.

Tuesday

• Did my BIOM midsem. It was an online quiz so errybody was just cheating. Fucking got 7/10 because I didn't study one of the lectures because I was too ceebs and there were like 3 questions to do with that one. Also got one of the calculation ones wrong because had no clue.
• Whitehouse with day drinking society and CONNIE YAO hahaha it was fun errybody got burgers and schnitzel because we are so adventurous. 
• Studied a bit at lib? I don't remember what else happened that day.
• Went to my comp1917 lab and left feeling like shit because made 0 progress on my comp assignment (DUE THIS SUNDAY RIP)

Wednesday

• 9am MMAN test I think I smashed it. IT was way easier than the first one and you literally could just walk in it only knowing 4u and still do well. The questions were resisted motion, projectile motion type stuff. 
• Went to calc tute and got calc test back lmao I got the q that I thought I was going to get wrong right. (wow dat sentence structure is not confusing at all). 
• Lunch with Lianus, Joyce and Lu Lu at library lawn. I bought some chicken tikka masala. Lianne and Joyce were convinced the ibises were going to eat them.
• Went to lib to study and told phuc to come work on comp/mman with me because I am useless.
• Skipped BIOM tute because they were talking about ethics and ceebs
• Left uni at 3 to go to Amy's house
• waited for FD at central
• saw that poop and took train to hurstville with her
• talked about what a great human being victor is 

• WATCHED THE BACHELOR it was a slightly more entertaining episode last night
• everyone is saying nikki is defs the winner but I literally don't see him with ANY OF THE GIRLS all of the conversations are so shallow and bleurgh just talking about how you can see a future with the other person SO BORING
• also wtf is with olena that part where she is covered in mud then pours water on her face and suddenly she is a goddess again??????????

• meanwhile every other human is like:

• tried to do more of my comp assignment and failed
• omg we called Eugene cus she was drunk and it was so funny

Today

• at home now working on tutoring work for tonight. Have to study for algebra test too.
• HAVE SO MUCH TO FUCKING MARK CAN SOMEONE SAVE ME
• Made my BIOM group on monday. With Phuc, Niina, Rachel and Minh Anh :) hopefully we can all share the workload equally this time lmao. I have eaten so much shit today omg my stomach is going crazy.
  
  
  I am so late but this is an amazing song

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