Plagiarising in Uni

Remember the cake Amy and I made? well Amy's mum left it in the car and then this happened

It used to look like this...

Some updates:

Got flagged for plagiarism because Phuc and I teamworked for this assignment so I might get zero for it rip 10 marks off my already kinda bad COMP1917 mark. Will be moved to "Level 1" plagiarism which is basically like a warning and has no repercussions thank buddha. I was always a goody two shoes this is bad lets not tell my parents........

I hate getting in trouble lol

Had a good lesson with the year 5s today I guess??? I don't know anymore HAHAHAHA I'm just fekkin tired of working urgh. But I moved the most noisy kid away from his friends today and I just realised how cute and kind he is. He was asking me to read his prefect speech he had to read in front of his whole school tomorrow and it was so good like I totes would've voted for him back in primary IT WAS SO LIKE FUNNY BUT ALSO HAD SOME SERIOUS PARTS IN IT LIKE "IF SOMEONE IS BULLYING YOU TELL THE TEACHER AND SAY NO! SAY NO!" SO SO CUTE

After tutoring yesterday I went home, watched Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone then took a nap. Nek minnit woken up by FD who insisted we go out to Din Tai Fung so off I went.

Was texting Amy when I arrived at Town Hall and she was like what I'm at Town Hall so yeh that happened

Giant dumplings were shit as omfg the soup tasted like normal soup that was not that great and they gave us two balls of meat it was tragic

Kung Pao chicken was yummy

 

Some chilli wonton and noodles that made our tongues tingle

Um yeh my arm is getting a lil chicken drumsticky

this spawn of Satan

Stephen was there too look at them. Amy spoiled their Christmas surprise for me and she told me to forget about it but now I can't because it was such a good idea

Had dessert at Caffe Tiamo grean tea one was so yummy as always

 Melon bingsooooooooooooooooooooooooooo xoxoxoxo

Took a gr8 photo for them in front of a large bauble tree

It was chill night.

Freedom until I have to Tuesday I rly need things to look forward to lol rip

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Hazza P

I've only been to two interviews in my life: KFC job interview and one engineering scholarship interview. Was super nervous for both but the scholarship one was particularly bad LOL I was literally swivelling around in my chair because of how nervous I was.

Yesterday I had another interview which I did 0 prep for because I didn't want to lie anymore I feel like they can see through that. Luckily it was a group interview so I felt so much more comfortable not 100% comfortable but it was not too bad lol. Also helped that Big Lucy was interviewing me. It was for a PR position for WIE and hoping I get it but also won't be too disappointed if I don't because I'm not exactly the most qualified person for the job lmaooooooooo oops so yep that happened. The other person with me was this kinda quiet shy guy who was so upfront about his introverted self he straight out was like "I'm introverted so I want to get more involved but not in the events team because I'm not good at talking to people so maybe I would fit in the PR team where its more computer stuff"

On Wednesday I went over to tutor Kevin and played with Amy. It was 10pm and we were bored so we wanted to make a cake but I was really ceebs but Amy insisted we make a dinosaur so she made her mum drive us out to Coles at like 11pm HAHAHA. We bought two Coles boxed chocolate cakes, some fondant and vanilla icing. And then we made this....

Surprised Stephen with it in the morning HAHAHA 

Then went shopping with Amy and Stephen at Miranda it was kinda fun lol was helping Stephen find a present for Anus

Then took a train to city to watch Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them with Feng, Lianus and Joyce. I actually loved the movie it was really interesting and cool and like kinda kiddish but I liked it yo except for Johnny Depp in the end ew why. go watch it. CGI was off at times but they are forgiven because there were so many creatures lol THOUGHT EZRA MILLER AND COLIN FARRELL WERE SO GOOD THOUGH

what the fuck is this haircut tho

Then went home and drove to co-workers house to get stuff for her classes this weekend I have to sub ugh. 

Felt like reminiscing about Harry Potter so I watched Order of the Phoenix and Half-Blood Prince again. I forgot how good Order of the Phoenix was.

ANYWAY slept at like 3 then woke up at 2pm today because I was so sleep deprived... watched Deathly Hallows Part 1 and Part 2. now it is 11pm FRIDAY NIGHT and I have yet to start marking for my class in 10 hours. yoloo lol its ok though they had less homework this week seriously fuck my life why do I do this it brings me no happiness in my life at all

Blogger finally got a makeover wow

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Get used to it

Sunday

Had more terrible lessons on Sunday the 5As were so damn wild I can't. Trying to find the will to continue teaching the year 5s like

Monday

Went to little snail to celebrate Amy's birthday with her fam and Stephen hehehe. It was same as lunch except you also got a cocktail hmm yummm I wanna get drunk just kidding but not really because I need to mark shit and can't do that when I can't see straight omfg I should try getting drunk and marking work I think that would be hilarious

 What an awkward photo

 Random plate of food

 Photo confirms I'm actually a black woman

I feel kinda lucky to have a second Pham

Look who added me on fb!!! If you remember back in year 12 I let Poulomi Panda into badminton because she had such a funky name and I was so excited to see who she was and expected an asian (because Panda) but she wasnt.

Lol thx fb I will totally add Ms Yen on fb!

Tuesday

As a teacher I think our favourites aren't necessarily the smartest but the most hardworking. IMO anyway. Thinking back I was such a lazy shit lol always skipping steps in working out thinking I was top shit. 

Woke up, marked and prepped then next thing ya know its 6 and I'm omw to tutoring. Had a good lesson today it makes me feel so happy when they finally get it but also kinda annoyed when they keep saying "Miss I can't do it" and I'm kinda like why you gotta say that just keep trying gurlfran. Some of them are actually the kindest kids I can't. Taught them the harder section of indices yenno when you have negative indices and you have to flip it to the bottom of the fraction and it gets all confusing and that when you have multiple letters and everything just goes crazy they were like MISS THIS IS SO HARDDDDDDDDD MISS HELP MISSSSSSSS MISS MISS MISS. It feels nice to be needed though

 lmao last time I had self-confidence Jessica was still in SNSD. 

 Next week's homework gonna be hell to mark I think they're going to get a lot wrong lmao but oh well idm as long as they try.

Also the class got bit in the proverbial butt so hard they're getting Jimmy next year and they had to fill out a survey saying if they could make it on Friday at 4:30 or not and they collectively tried to sabotage the survey because they didn't want Friday...nek minnit I give them another note saying "since so many of you can't do 4:30 we are moving the class to 8 pm" and lmao they were all like RIP

Holy shit Connie roasted Lozza so hard on Crystal's birthday present convo holy moleyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy this is why you don't cross her lol (hi Connie hope ur havin fun in China don't kill me)

My mum wanted me to make healthy juice but we don't have a juicer in our house so I blended an apple, pear, spinach and mint then strained it to get the juice but the pulp was still fucking wet so I put cling wrap over it and pressed it down with a bowl lmao it was so refreshing and idk why I shared this.

Watched American Beauty it was good but kinda sad but also lol idk what I think about it

going to try post daily again this is real bad

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Ms Ma snaked me

I'm slightly concerned what my students/coworkers will think if they read my blog

why didnt she reply?

ok im on a teacher stalking spree now WTF EDDA IS FB FRIENDS WITH MS NOLAN LOL WHAT OMG MS NOLAN HAS A LITTLE BABY OMG IT LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE HER LMAO wow 

Wednesday

Amy and I tried to do a watch photoshoot with Oscar but he was so uncooperative >:( I had to continuously pet him otherwsie he would try to stand back up. We got a couple of insta worthy shots tho.

 Watches are so cool now if anyone asks me the time at tutoring I can be like

 "only 11 minutes till I get the fuck outta here"

Made fondant using Gordan Ramsay's recipe. (I kinda got Amy and Stephen addicted to Gordon Ramsay videos). IT was all liquidy inside yum but I have no photos of that only videos :(

We made Popin Cookin bento box. I think I put too much water in the egg and broccoli so they turned out too mushy.

Watched Doctor Strange at Hursy it was ok. Idk I thought the CGI was amazing but plotline was a little cliche idk and the conclusion was not that amazing. Lets be honest the best part was the cloak 

Thursday

Did nothing except nap and watch heirs.

Went home and had a package underneath my doorstep!!

New bluetooth headphones yassssssss yassysysys they are quite huge and take a bit of getting used to but yenno what at least I can charge my phone and listen to music at the same time now. pLUS THey can connect to two devices so I dont have to do anything when I'm switching from my phone to laptop it does it automatically much wow

Friday

Had a 20 min long phone convo with a parent of one of the students in my class omfg I was so nervous and hesitant to call but had to get it over and done with but she was super nice. I forget that I'm tutoring actual people sometimes lol that sounds really weird. Her kid is so smart she's doing what I did for selective. Basically shes in the year below but accelerated so next year shes gonna have to go back to her grade to do selective tutoring again which may be boring so idk :( the parent sounded so amazing when I told her I tutored for selective at Focus hahaha

I'm in a sad "I hate tutoring" stage rn so I'm not thinking that clearly lol I have a pile of shit to mark and I really don't want to do it. Subbing for strict teacher again tomorrow her classes are amazing though I feel so bad for my students I feel like they need a better teacher. 9:30 to 4:30 tomorrow. I really should've started marking earlier lol its 12am now

Why have I never watched dramas on 2x speed before its such a time saver. I watched for so long yesterday on 2x speed that when I was getting ready for bed all my actions appeared to be fast forwarded it was so surreal.

Like back when we used to play cards on all our train trips I saw my sister get piggybacked by someone and I imagined that she was a card stacked on top of another card.

And when I play tetris for so long I have dreams that I'm stacking tetris blocks in my dreams like my brain is its own computer and churning out random pieces to stack idk so strange.

I used to try to remember words that rhymed so if the teacher ever asked "what word rhymes with _________" I would be able to answer.

Finish Uncontrollably Fond this morning. It was alright. Story was kinda boring but the main couple were really cute towards the end. Apparently the ratings were really bad in Korea but oh well. Suzy's acting wasn't even that bad it was much better than it was in Dream High tbh

Started Descendants of the Sun hehehe just finished the 2nd episode. 

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Heaven is a place on earth with you

getting the feels again

what am I meant to be doing with my life I honestly have no idea.

Hate tutoring so much omfg I get so bored teaching kids like ughghghgh LAST week I was so happy with the 8A's after today's lesson not so much lol that was so short lived. Idk I just feel like I need people to appreciate me otherwise I will be sad. And I feel like everyone around me is having so much fun tutoring and enjoying their work whereas I just wanna die every time I go to class

ffs I can do so many things to make me happier

So sad sad sad fucking hell

people snake me so much holy shit but im a snake so I guess I deserve it

why am I losing at rank 62 on tetris battle what the fuck is wrong with me

Did shit in all my finals except for maths as well

I really have nothing to talk about

watching Xin's vlogs like fuck med students have to study so much

I don't want your body
But I hate to think about you with somebody else
Our love has gone cold
You're intertwining your soul with somebody else

This song is so sad OK i just realised its a cover of a 1975 song but whatever

Up to episode 6 of uncontrollably fond its pretty good

love this song

Went on a two hour music downloading spree yasssssssssssss

Hmm idk what the purpose of a blog is anymore I feel like I can remember most things that I want to remember anyway.

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Treat Yo Self

The year 10s look so good in formal photos ALICE AO OMG HER DRASSSSSSSSSS YASSS GURL YASSS HER PROFILE PIC LOOKS SO COOL AS WELL DAT HARBOUR BRIDGE AND OPERA HOUSE IN BG YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS would attach pic but thats just a little too creepy

Yesterday

Phuc messaged in my morning like "do you want me to drive you to uni" and I was like "ok don't kill me". HE GOT HIS P'S LIKE LESS THAN A WEEK AGO OMFG. also he has his own car wtf such a good deal it was secondhand $2000 and it only had 50kms on it fml

We iphone mapped it and made it there alive but it took a while haha. also bought Maccas on the way chicken n cheese is love & life. Studied in the lib before exam with Niina and o m g Jing and Brenda were on another table and when they came over to say hi I just pretended he was not there.

BIOM exam was a joke lol everyone was talking and waving the exam around before it actually started. We had to go to the front to get our exam?? and he said you could start reading once you received your paper so everyone was just standing around with the exam open. BIOM so so chill. We all left early too it was 50 MCQ for 1.5 hrs. It was ok I guessed many many questions but hopefully won't be too bad. 

Then went back to library and sat on their table this time so kinda had to acknowledge his existence. 

Phuc dropped Niina and Brenda off then he dropped me off at Jimmy's ty phuc

Prepped work for the classes I have on Sat and Sun (LITERALLY SHOULD'VE JUST TUTORED THIS WEEK IM NOT EVEN STUDYING AND I SPENT SO LONG MAKING THEIR TESTS AND MARKING HOMEWORK FUCKING HELL $0 EARNT).

Amy & I bought each other Horse watches so we're basically buying our own watches as much as she denies this fact???? Mine is all black like the black girl I am. Also bought $50 earphones. I was so hesitant to buy them I closed Amazon twice before I finally clicked the confirm order button I WAS JUST THINKING OF THE EFFORT I NEED TO EXERT TO EARN $50 IS IT REALLY WORTH IT. Can't look back now it is being shipped. As Jessica would say:

Had a screaming match with my father yesterday because I was so fed up with his short temper so I had to match it.

Today

Parents drove me to my exam today (getting that Sharon treatment). They wouldn't let me drive so I was like "ok I'll just be late to my exam then" and then they succumbed to my blackmail because oh the horror we cannot allow Serena to fail because my children are not failures

Dad tried to show me how to drive to uni its not actually that hard eh.

I felt like photographing uni

FML. Didn't do too well for MMAN I think I did many things wrong lel so sad :( oh well lets now forget about it --> nek minnit 50 WAM. It was a lot easier than expected tho seriously though goodbye gonna HD nothing this semester I'm so sad

Went to mamak later with stephen and we each got rotis.

then went to law building and watched a random doco then dinner with fam at this chinese restaurant in Kingsford. on ze drive home i was so tired

now i am home and just started watching Mike and Dave need wedding dates.

update on bunnies:

they are fucking huge now. I am the best bunny I opened my eyes first and start exploring first. 

literally wat am i doing

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Dead Sea

My tutor kid added me on snapchat

Nah just kidding she is cool.

When you are nobody's dead sea because everyone sinks when they're with me.

I had a real weird dream I was back at tutoring but my teacher was the super intimidating co-worker at Jimmy's.... I loved being in her class though omfg she was so kind and I think Tammy and some students I teach now were in my class as well? I woke up and said to Amy "I miss tutoring". She said "we get it you peaked in high school"

Legit though tutoring was so fun like seeing your friends outside of school and stuff :( I miss my Jimmy friends as well. idk if I can still call them my friends because haven't spoken to them in ages but jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez

My cousin just came back from Spain she's such a free spirit omfg. She went to Spain for a month because it was her lifelong dream to actually immerse herself and learn the language. Nek minnit she comes back and can speak pretty fluent Spanish O_O

Yesterday

Went Hursy and met up with FD to eat some Manmaruya. Just bought some bentos :) Teriyaki beef is so yum.

Then went to Priceline because 40% off and FD needed to start learning how to makeup and we were basically two noobs in priceline like wtf do we even buy. Luckily there were two ladies working there that were really nice and helped FD out. One of them seemed a lil bitchy like condescending but the other one was super nice. 

Hauled her makeup haul to Hurstville Library where I prepped work for my tutor kid who's going overseas. Then we parted ways and I left for Amy's house.

Her mum picked me up and we had a super strange convo about a sensitive topic in the car and lel asian parents are so damn narrow minded please but I guess its how they grew up and they will only learn if they are exposed to stuff more can't blame them but still wtf

Tutored Kevin straight after he came home from school he was so so so tired and he was basically falling asleep as I talked to him. Idk I feel like if I had a private tutor I would feel so grateful (compared to public tutor) because you can actually ask them if you don't understand and they can help you specific areas and stuff but not Kevin is just sometimes very very very UGHGHGHGHG like why you gotta be like this???

Then Amy came home, I studied a little then I was bored so we decided to water marble our nails yeh idk how that happened. Also we started watching "The Crown" which is this new British Netflix series centred around the time when Queen Elizabeth's dad was dying and she was going to become Queen. Its ok so far after 1.5 eps. Looked gross in the water, looked worse on my hand. I posted the peelies on my snapchat and we have enough peel porn to make a full length video

Woke up late today lel went to Charlie Lovett to study it was quite unproductive. Amy and her doge.

Got some dranks (rumour has it, Serena only owns 1 t-shirt). this fucking coffee is making my farts smell like absolute shit ugh im squirming rn typing this because my stomach hurts so much brb gonna go diarrhoea

 and rolls. The old school bacon and egg roll is really good but ew egg yolk why. There were some other UNSW kids sitting next to us studying I could see her watching Echo 360. 

I am absolutely FUCKED for my BIOM exam tomorrow. It is past 2:30 am rn and I still haven't caught up on my lectures. IM STILL MAKING NOTES I HAVENT EVEN STARTED STUDYING THEM YET HAHAHAHAHAHA MY EXAM IS IN LESS THAN 12 HOURS

This trailer just gave me the chills I FUCKING LOVE MUSICALS YASSSSSSSSSSSSS YASYSYAYSYASYSTSTSYASYSYYSS SING FOR ME LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND do you see what I did there FUCK

 

Thoughts on election even though I am usually thoughtless on these things but who cares I'm just another semi-angry person who says they know nothing about politics and yet is commenting on the election 

ok this is too much self-deprecation

So sad for Hillary Clinton if I was her I would literally just go home and cry... its like she tried so fucking hard can you just imagine being scrutinised by everyone and still failing ugh

Also the whole world telling you you're defs going to be president and then it doesn't work out rip. Its like everyone saying you're going to come first in a test and you don't but 1000000000000x worse because its broadcast to the whole world

Actually I wouldn't just go home and cry I think I would seriously consider just ending it all how can someone come back from that

I checked the election news last night 3 mins after Trump won Pennsylvania and I was in shock. On a scale of 1 to 10 with 10 being the most politically informed I'm a solid 3. I get why people voted for Trump (he seems 1000x realer than Hillary Clinton with her weird smiling all the time) but seriously he has no realistic plans or policies. I don't think Hillary Clinton is the most charismatic person and the only time I liked her was during her concession speech but come on compared to Donald Trump??!?!?! Also wtf him being elected president is already making people think its acceptable to express their pent up racism.

Had to check I hadn't named a past blog post Dead Sea before it was one of my favourite songs back when amy was 16

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