why does everyone have shit hair

Tuesday 

Went to uni today to do group project. Joanne from VSA got on my train in the same carriage but she didn't see me and ofc didn't say hi because can't do that small talk yenno.

Anyway got off the train and tried to lag behind her as much as a I could like I was deliberating whether to get a pie or not then I concluded that that would put her like an extra 100m in front of me so YES! a pie for me. 

Kept trying to walk extra slow but the traffic lights were bad and shit and there were also no buses SO when I got to the bus stop... EARPHONES IN LOOKING DOWN AT PHONE (DON'T LOOK AT ME) I hear her like "SERENA!!" and then I start talking to her and it wasn't even that awkward but lol someone shake this weirdness out of me

SHE'S SO FUNNY AND BUBBLY AND LIKE?!!?! SO EXCITED ABOUT LIFE. There are people who say whatever comes to their mind and then there are people like me

Also ran into Vanessa Ly-Dam and Debbz at the bus stop lmao made for some awkward chats. 

Me internally....all the time....

Amy and I are playing this stupid how well do you know your spouse game and wow WE ARE ACTUALLY SO GOOD LMAO. this question was like "what do you think is your spouse's greatest phobia" and she said "dying alone" and I said "maggots"

Anyways...I was at uni because I had to do a group project with my fob group and I feel like I'm so mean because I always bitch about how they're fobs but they are SOSOSOSO nice esp this bubbly chick and this other dude who always has hickeys on his neck. The carry in our team finally emerged yesterday. His name is Liangde and he's so boss he actually goes to lectures and tutes.

Had junk from Maccas again! Could live off frozen coke, chicken n cheese and truffle fries for the rest of my life.

Left uni, went to Shangcheng hotpot king with the fam.WEIRD FEED like you choose whatever soup bases you want then chuck in shit to cook yourself and eat??? it was pretty good tho the fish balls had so much weird shit in them.

 To add to the fatness also had some chanoma wooh yas

Today

Canada broke our BFF streak on snapchat what a slut

Damn I was so into blogging last night then my laptop ran outta batts and I left my charger at uni..................

Slept in, skipped 9:30 tute-lab then went to maths tute WHERE I WAS SO PREPARED FOR HIM TO ASK ME SOMETHING BUT HE DIDN'T EVEN omg what a waste of effort like fuck what's the point of staying on top of maths then???

HAHAHHA ELEC LAB what a disaster we got 8.5/10 ripperino we had no idea what we were doing and we just copied Jason's answers :/ also got trolled by Feng who said Ohana were gonna go eat at whitehouse today but she ended up being ceebs to leave the house

So had instead of a "hearty whitehouse meal" I settled for some second-rate schnitzel and salad from the quad. 

Some random things

FUCK the VSA photos are so cute ((((they make me think I had a good time))))

me when I check tumblr.com at uni

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snoring snoring snoring

I'm back with a *not going to address how I'm actually feeling* blog post wooh cue the photos where I appear to have friends but in reality am struggling to accept the fact that no likes me and I'm going to die alone

don't fucken eyeroll at your screen its ok i understand my feelings aren't valid just bear with me and give me attention

also I don't think blogging is that healthy

CONTRADICTIONS... CONTRADICTIONS EVERYWHERE

(i am aware people have real problems)

Lulu's Birthday

Went to O Bal Tan to celebrate Lulu's 19th and also for some good catchups. ohana!!!!!!!!!! We haven't been to whitehouse in ages rip :( I miss their pizza and chicken schnitty. Had some soju shots and got pretty tipsy lol

Then went to Sanct where I bumped into Shabab and a couple of VSA people INCLUDING MY COUSIN WTH?? Fip, Lulu, Joyce and I had two long islands each. got prettyyyyy lit lol and was just having a fun time being drunk with friends?? idk it was chill LOL. 

 Texted sis and turns out she was at Town Hall at the same time as her so we took the train home with her and Tian. I was so drunk I was listening to hardstyle and kept trying to muzz lmao.

 I also tried to do a math question for Kevin but it took me 11 PHOTOS to do it usually it'll take me 2 max. so gone I kept confusing him and doing the wrong thing HAHAHA. I sent him a photo of YTB as well like why

Today

This morning woke up and dragged myself outta bed to meet Denga and Phuc at Pho Pasteur in the city (near the KFC near central) and it was surprisingly gooooooooooooooooooooood. Just got pho tai and it was $12 which is considered rip but imo pretty worth.

We went to pick up matcha cheesecake from the Q at Harris then went to UTS paper bag building to study. 

we were debating whether or not you could climb the building like traditional rock climbing cus there are so many bricks jutting out

also "studying" was me watching lectures for half an hour then falling asleep for another hour before having to leave to meet Amy at Central.

am at Amy's now... again not sleeping in my own house LOL its 3:30 am and my parents just came home this morning and I still haven't seen them. Am I even their child anymore. 

I'm getting sick.. I haven't gotten sick in a really fucking long time

dats me for tonight chill pill fcuk my life I have so much shit to do here I am making gifsets and blogging 

HAVE TO FIND SOMETHING TO WEAR TO VSA AS WELL FUCKING NECK ME

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It's a boy!

when everything is not awesome and you just don't wanna blog

break for a while sorry

dont hmu

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VSA Retreat Day 1

drunk drank drunk as fuck holy shit

passed out for like 3 hours feeling like absolute shit they had maccas without me knowing its like 4 am now idek what i missed out

I have the worst headache of my fucking life and I kinda just want to die

LMAO first day of VSA hectic af drank too much cus I insisted I was heavyweight now look what happened got a moustache and smiley drawn on me wow glad they didn't go for the cartoon dicks like I did on phuc lmaO

don't tell andy i chundered in the shower before he took one lmfao

everyone talking about their relo problems in the car on the way there and I was just like so quiet then Jo was like u've been so quiet and I was just like ha ha nervous laughter please don't ever address me directly again I will kms

kinda feel like chundering again??

idk FUCKING MY HEAD IS FUCKING KILLING ME

YOU KNOW ITS LATE WHEN CANADA IS AWAKE 10/10

rooming with Selina and Dani as far as I know no one from VSA knows about this blog so lets keep it that way???

ate some raw ass chicken so hopefully i don't die tomorrow :/

sed i can't celebrate april 17th what a day

can't even believe i am like this wow fucking get a grip serena GET A MOTHERFUCKING GRIP

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hbd Patricia

13 Reasons Why

I cried three times in the finale. WATCH IT GUYS LIKE I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY RECOMMEND THIS I HAVEN'T LIKED ANYTHING LIKE THIS IN A WHILE 

IDK IT WAS JUST SO GOOD

BINGED THE WHOLE THING IN TWO DAYS (14TH-15TH) LIKE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW MUCH AMAZE

It was so teen-drama-y at beginning and I wasn't that into it then it started amping up and like fuark m8. I felt like it really hammered in the anti-bullying message but without making it seem cliche (I think Amy said that). Every scenario was pretty realistic and all the characters could've existed irl. They made decisions that were in line with their personality and there were no frustrating coincidences that teen dramas usually have (LIKE PEOPLE JUST HAPPENING TO OVERHEAR VERY IMPORTANT CONVERSATIONS).

Only dislike: Hannah's short hair that made her face look very round.

Ok did I just miss the whole point of this tv show?

i also feel like when stuff gets really popular people have to find ways to bring it down (legit google 13 reasons why and just read the headlines -.----------------). Can't I just love a show and not have people be so fucking butthurt over everything??

The cast are so cute

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Mrs. Lind

Sooooo Amy, Stephen and I went on a late night Pancakes on the Rocks run looking like hobos with 3 day hair and hoodies then as we were paying Amy said "omg its miss Lind" and sure enough I turn around and SHE'S RIGHT THERE with her fam and few friends. Mrs Lind was our Year 5/6 OC teacher and she was kinda scary but we also liked her?? IDK she was a bit savage and called Sylvia bossy in our yearbook.

Amy didn't want to say hi but I reckon we would've regretted it if we didnt so we did and yah had quite a long chat with her and Savvy and they both so touchy feely and hugged us CUS WE WERE MRS LIND'S FAVOURITE CLASS FOREVER HAHAHAHAHA.

Yeah she thought Amy was still dating Andrew??

also talking to her made me realise she's a normal person because she really really hates dumb kids #CANRELATE

April giving birth

amy I fucking hate you she shared this stupid giraffe video on my timeline. she couldn't breathe because of how funny the comments were and wow she added some more

Little did she know I filmed her reaction to the whole thing (she was watching it for a solid 45 mins and crying hysterically) and I started watching it with her then we both fell asleep and my laptop kept recording so basically I have like a 50 minute video of our reaction to the baby giraffe's head starting to pop out, then the baby actually coming out and also like half an hour of us sleeping. Will probably make a video of it soon.

WIE @ Arisun

Met with WIE today (Sunday) to learn some more photoshop things from Shabab and we basically did like 30 mins of work then no one had any other questions and just started talking.

Went to Arisun for dinner but Ainsley and Shabab weren't drinking so it was just the girls (who are all very serious and have never really gotten drunk before???? like wow I'm actually wild compared to them and anyone who knows me knows I'm v tame) and Dellin YEAH THE DELLIN.

I checked my phone and like I saw a message from our group chat I'd never seen before and it was a video of me hugging Selina outside Sanctuary during VSA bonding night and screaming at Shabab

Had a few shots at Arisun (everyone is so tame wth) then walked towards Town Hall and a few of us really wanted to do something cus it was only 7 pm so we decided to watch The Lego Batman!! 

The energy of WIE is so different to VSA its a lot more serious and less bantery but I kinda like it :) We need more bonding nights though like this is only the 2nd time we've gone out....

tfw u have to change your phone bg everytime you go out with people you don't know that well rip

i fucking forgot to do ANOTHER maple tute someone just shoot me now

The Lego Batman (2017)

Dir. Chris Mckay

I am v ceebs to review this properly it was a short movie, good time...probably not going to remember it after like a week or so

plot was very predictable cus its like a kids movie. Most of the jokes were geared towards the adults though lmao. Very nice action sequences.

A MOODBOARD

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I am home for the first time since Thursday morning...it is now Sunday.

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mid-sem break begins

Thursday

MMAN tutor be like "the sign remains N*GGAtive"

Guess what I did scrape a pass in ELEC with a whopping 28/50 WOW (this may be the shittest I have ever done in an exam... worse than my 60% in year 7 PE). 

Had tute in the morning, 6 hour break until TAFE when I just sat in Hilmer with Amy + Stephen and did maths. 

TAFE was so-so. We finished off our piece from last week and also learnt how to bore and chamfer... pretty cool?

Stephen and I finished at 9 and had to wait to meet Eugene/Amy who were at TSA cruise. We went to Kobow to get dinner and to get drunk LOL we split 3 bottles of soju between us two then when Amy and Eugene came we ordered even more. 

Stephen and I have pretty depressing conversations sometimes we're both just like

I saw Alex from Jimmys and it was so fucking awkward I SHOOK HIS FUCKING HAND WHO DOES THAT 

Basically we got really drunk and stumbled into Sanctuary which was so dead at 1 am at night and we ran into Daniel Ahn who said he had a bottle of vodka stashed nearby so we went to find it with him and he like pulled it out from a random bush but when he opened the bag the bottle fell and shattered and he was so sad HAHAHAHAH

Went back to Hursy by night bus and Amy's bro picked us up at like 2 am. 

yeah also I'm smelling cigarette smoke on the streets and I'm not repulsed by it anymore...I can just breathe it in normally. omw to lung cancer. Cancer is such a shit way to die though. I need that deep web hitman

Friday

Had the most fucked up dream holy shit I felt so dirty and depressed after it I woke up in my dream and told Canada about it then I ACTUALLY woke up and told Canada about it so dream-ception and it was like ??? IDK (also I would get so judged if I told anyone what it was about irl ha ha nervous laughter lmao lol good1 subconscious why are you like this fuck maybe I should get drunk more so I can have these dreams)

Woke up with typical dry throat and slight headache. We went to eat overpriced yum cha (PUBLIC SERVICE SURCHARGE AND THEY ALSO CHARGED US FOR TEA LIKE FUCK BLEED ME DRY) and just went to S-Bread to buy more food cus we weren't that full. Also I was the only canto speaking one out of everyone so for once I felt kinda useful.

Euge, Stephen and Amy were reading my blog when I was in the car RIGHT NEXT THEM... I WAS LIKE JUST TALK TO ME?!?!?! HAHAH SO UGLY PHOTOS FOR PAYBACK YA SLUTS

   

   

stephen really wants credit for that adaptive tutorial / mantosh gif-joke combination two posts ago so just letting y'all know

and also didn't think through the fact I was going to be staying over at Amy's for so long...I'm stuck with this R15E HIGH shirt for 4 DAYS. 

Amy drove Stephen home so while awaiting her return we ate our S-bread and Eugene and I talked about really random things before realising KEVIN WAS STILL AWAKE IN HIS ROOM SO COULD OVERHEAR SO MANY THINGS HE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HEAR lol but again I think I'm really passed the point of giving a shit anymore.... 

Amy came back...then we watched 9 back to back episodes of 13 Reasons Why. Took a little break to drive Euge home and get dinner. Now its 12 am and Amy's sleeping and I'm kinda like wow I've really hit rock bottom.

*proceeds to NOT STUDY DURING MID-SEM BREAK*

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Tuesday

fucked the fuck up pretty sure I just scraped a pass for ELEC. Also got 8.63/15 for MMAN2130 what am I doing with my life OH RIGHT I KNOW IM FUCKING MAKING GIFS. I'm sleep deprived and failing everything 

wow spent an hour organising my pictures folder????

anyway stayed up till 4 last night studying for elec but it was more like doing sample questions and getting them ALL WRONG then looking at solns and trying to memorise them because I haven't paid attention to a single lecture in 6 weeks ugh because I was always marking for year 8 class and Jason always gave me quiz answers HAHAHHA no I'm not blaming others I'm just saying I totally should've seen this coming

After ELEC, Stephen and I very undeservingly treated ourselves to Mamak which was pretty good (the yellow sauce tasted off though wtf much disappoint) and moped around for like 1.5 hours doing nothing. fucking was so disappointed in myself for so many hours now I'm kinda over it lol getting maths back tomorrow if not 100% i'm done i'm dropping everything and moving to africa gonna volunteer for the uweza foundation and play soccer

i said i would study tonight but what's new its 10:50 pm have done fuck all and have to wake up at 7:45 tomorrow ughghghghg

kinda looking forward to vsa retreat how do i prepare my liver for this

Wednesday

3 weeks  behind on maths, caught up on one lecture and during my tute got asked a question from that particular topic and it was the only thing I knew how to do so i fucking aced it (i also got called out for not listening HAHAHAHAH oops therese and tumblr deserve my full attention)

HASHHAHAHA I GOT MY MATH BACK I GOT 32.5/25 HE TOOK FUCKING MARKS OFF FOR ME NOT WRITING THE VECTOR UNDERLINE ON MY STUFF OMG DONE fucked now i have to move to africa ugh

studying in hilmer rn and i see some who looks so familiar and then I remember that I met them when I was piss drunk fuck

parents have left so if anyone needs somewhere to crash my house is very very free rn

thanks for this 

Just finished VSA meeting and now Phuc is driving Viv and I home lmao he said he googled "Serena's Blog" and he couldn't find this WELL

Sorry nothing has happened recently so lmao don't really know what to blog about???? Caught up on one topic for maths at least.

Said I would change but I have gladly accepted Jason's ELEC quiz answers yet again HAHAHAH im the worst honestly. I JUST DON'T WANT TO DO ANY WORK. haven't watched a movie in ages wow that's what i should do. 

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MOVIE/TV STUFF

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what was that Thor Ragnarok trailer.......................................................

tgwtdt trailer was iconic please kindly fuck off 

started watching 13 reasons why and I'm kinda liking it so far... up to ep 3

fuk i need this movie

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FD's 19th // rock bottom

8/4/17

Before

Tutored my Year 9s (YEAH HOLIDAYS FOR 2 WEEKS HEHE) then went home and played guitar, basically fucked around for like 4 hours doing nothing. 

Made FD's card which was a collage thing. Also feng writes her birthday messages like she writes her essays - crossing out words, adding in lots of these ^ because she can't form coherent thoughts. Drove over to Amy's to print it out and also cus I was planning to sleepover at her house after. 

I thought dinner started at 6:30 but it actually started at 6 IM SUCH A MONG SOMETIMES

During

Omw there I bumped into xin lmaoowqooqoqowowoo

Yah arrived and saw everyone wowz hadn't seen some of you shits for a luong time esp like Sharon and Jessie O_O 

Sat down and one of the first things Amy said was CHRISTINE READS YOUR BLOG and I was so embarrassed cus like I barely knew her before this (we only met once at FD's last year WOW ITS BEEN A YEAR WTH) but 

also I apologise for being such a boring and depressed person irl

Had some chats with mostly Amy, Feng and Joyce about this and that ratta-tat-tat that's thats. WHEN SHE PRESSED ME ABOUT MY OBSESSION WITH BAE FUCK it has been a really progressive two days

We ate lots and then walked to Sanctuary where we all got long islands. SAW BANHDREW OMG. fuck you victor????????????????

We went to Albion's randomly but we got there and it was all old people so we went back to Sanct and got more lit. Idk I had like 2 and a half long islands and I thought it would hit me really hard but it never did.

Went karaoke and ye it was fun hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa don't fucking show me videos of it though 

Only Christine, FD, Amy, Feng and I were left after karaoke and we wanted to go to another bar but we needed to put our stuff down at her auntie's hotel first so we walked there and it took us like fucken 1 hour. We felt so awkward going there because there were like 3 girls there that we didn't know and we were imposing on their room. we also started eating their food too lol. WE didn't end up going back to the bar because too tired :/

After

Went outside to chat with Christine for a little bit and smoke some ciggies (HAHAHHA FUCKKK THEY WERE SO MINTY THOUGH). Feng/FD/Amy could overhear our convo and they were like does she know what she's doing? I'm so close to not giving a fuck at this rate HAHAHAHAH 

Had the shittest sleep (everything I get drunk and sleep NOT IN A BED its shit). IT WAS SO COLD MY FEET WERE GONNA FALL OFF.

Left the next morning and had brek at Three Williams and it was sooooooooooooooooooooo yummy but kinda pricey cus Surry Hills BUT FUCK SO DELICIOUS we got french toast, something and something else. 

Today (Monday)

I'm legitimately a dropkick I didn't finish my assignment and handed it in half complete holy fuck HAHAHAH I THOUGHT I DIDN'T WORK HARD THEN WHAT AM I NOW !?!?! (UPDATE: THEY EXTENDED THE DEADLINE BY 4 HOURS CUS EVERYONE IS A DROPKICK LMAO YAY)

also forgot to do my adaptive tutorial which is the easiest 1% ever

I'm playing cherry wine to the beat of Mantosh hitting his head

BEST SONG EVER OMFG LISTEN TO IT IT WILL MAKE U WANNA DO BODY ROLLS 

Watching mary and jesus doing their hippie shit at animal protests at 9:30 pm the day before my ELEC exam I am questioning what I'm doing with my life more and more times every day

My mum has this juicer she got off my grandma and she's been making the weirdest drinks like they're purple/green/orange and theres so many vegetables in them

ALSO wow momentous day yesterday before Lion with Eugene and Stephen I was not planning for it to happen like that oh well EUGE handled it so awkwardly it was so funnY. first there was a lil shock then a lotta nervous laughter oh poogene and then STephen was just in the background like

yeah it did

this homophobe actually went there wow

I'LL JUST STAY IN THIS CORNER NOT BOTHERING ANYONE WITH MY BIGOTED OFFENSIVE COMMENTS

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