Cambodiyeet: Ultra

hello I really want to go Ultra AJ;DFAJSDLFKJASDLF

had the phattest sleep in today with all ma homestay peeps except for the chinese girl Lucy who woke up like 2 hours earlier than us and ruffled through her luggage and bajillion plastic bags to try to wake us up.

Went to this super western cafe in TK Avenue for breakfast and had some random sandwiches. Then tuktuk'd to The Royal Palace and met up with Yiyi, Stephen and Dan and found out we were dressed too thottily to be let in HAHAHAHHA like if your shorts are above your knees then GOODBYE you're a thot.

(turn it upside down if you don't get it you uncultured swine)

We all went to a nearby clothing store to buy non-thotty pants and omg I bought another two pairs of elephant pants hahaha. Then we entered the palace!! 

there were these really nice wall mural paintings 

but Stephen had to ruin them with his stupid snapchats omfg they were so funny tho

 mine was better tho

random monkey scratching its nether regions

 

ahhhhhhhhhhhh BEAUTIFUL CAT, picture taken with Vivian Tran's iPhone XS quality

 idk apparently in the royal palace they have to wear diff colours on diff days of the week?? w h a c k

 Then tuktuk'd to Wat Phnom which is like one of the main temples in Phnom Penh and it was quite underwhelming but HAY was super shady cus of all the trees. Its literally over 30 degrees every single day here omfg going to come back crispy af.

Then walked to Olympus Market to find some scrubs. After some searching and asking the other peeps, we found the doctor store and all bought scrubs. The girls bought one light blue pair and one pink pair then managed to bait Stephen into getting a pink one as well XD

Then bye bye to Yiyi, Stephen and Dan and Tahnee, Viv and I went to an Italian place for dinner. The vibes were sooooooooooooo nice and you could tell it was a tourist place cus everyone there was white as fuck BUT it didn't matter. We ordered a cheese/meat platter and one pasta dish each and fk it was so fkn good. Got hella wine drunk on about 3 glasses each and had a mini dnm that was very nice and wholesome.

looks shit but blame my photog skills. They full had a guitarist and singer come in!! Was so nice.

 then tiramisu to finish off omfg was so good. About $20 AUD each

I really want to fkn go ultra holy fkn shit

lowkey missing Sydney atm but tis ok :(