Fenglien Invasion (Amy's Sleepover round 76859238)

Haven't blogged for a while because you know...my life has been SO busy. HAHAHAHA. On Wednesday Feng, FD and I went to watch The Martian at Burwood and it was really good!! Apparently all the science is realistic (except for the storm blowing everything over bit) so that's cool. We can all thrive on Mars and grow potatos with our poop!! We shopped for a bit then went back to eat Japanese food at Campsie which was velly yummy. I don't really remember what we did so here is FD's post about it if you want to read.

I made this on the train on the way to Feng's house yesterday on the Pic Collage app. 

At Feng's house, we watched first ep of American Horror Story: Hotel and it was really fucked up but so good!! Lady Gaga and Matt Bomer are such vampire couple goals asdjfhlakdjvnladf. 

LOL Tina and I always watch AHS together so nws we will continue that tradition. Then we watched first ep of oitnb and Feng was kinda bored. I feel like she can't concentrate for more than 5 minutes on something without looking at her phone...Legit she checks it so often it's crazy. 

Then we went to Hurstville to meet up with Amy, Eugene and Mei. I bought them pearl milk teas except Mei just disappeared so we had an extra one. I gave it to Amy's mother who looked so struggled carrying a bag of rice. 

When we got back to Amy's house we decided to doll up Feng and make her look like a drag queen. Someone thought it was a good idea to contour her face with green eyeliner. Then we were just like fuck it and covered her whole face in green eyeshadow. End result:

Amy's parents made tacos and they were really yummy. Here is us posing next to the extraterrestrial creature. 

Then we made a little movie which I posted on my snap story. I don't think anyone understood it LOL. Basically we tried to say and act everything backwards so that when we put on the reverse filter it would make sense. But people just said they had no idea what we were saying. They just do not appreciate art when they see it .

We also all wore our bandanna day & red cross charity t-shirts. They are just too comfy. 

We watched 3 episodes of Game of Thrones because Eugene had never seen it before. We ended up sleeping at around 1:30-2 which is not too bad. Amy kept snoring. I woke up in the middle of night and scolded her for taking my blanket. 

In the morning we watched another 3 eps of Game of Thrones whilst Eugene and Amy also baked. They made matcha fondants which were exactly the same/better than the ones we had at a Cre Asion a few days ago for a fraction of the price. Who needs fancy smancy expensive cafe cakes when you have Amy and Eugene.

We went to the Brighton Le Sands beach at around 2. It was really nice weather but I didn't bring swimmers so Amy gave me her ugly af Billabong board shorts. 

They turned me into a giant penis. 

We also swam for a bit. The water was so nice and there were no waves so we could just float around. We trolled Eugene by putting minion stickers in her hair. She hates them with a burning passion. I think she realised it was us pretty quickly tho :(

Then we went home. It took me 2 fucking hours to get home. Sharon this is why I can't just casually visit your hood.

Hope everyone is having a fun holiday. Sorry to those who still have exams I feel very sorry for you. You will join us free people soon.

Also I went out to eat with my family and in the car back home they were like "oh wow we forgot to say congrats for finishing HSC!!" And then I was like "I wasn't happy with any of the exams so there is nothing to congratulate me for." Then my mum launched into a full out freak out and started screaming "THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T GO TO THE LIBRARY I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS. WHY DID I LET YOU GO TO THE LIBRARY?? IT'S ALL THE LIBRARY'S FAULT!! DO YOU NOT KNOW THE HSC IS WORTH 50%???? DO YOU NOT CARE??? WHY DO YOU KEEP MAKING SILLY MISTAKES?!!?!" and I was just feeling very done because my parents don't really understand that it's not like I wanted to do bad I was just really stupid and didn't read things properly in the exam. But I still feel really sad about HSC despite it being over I can't just put it out of my mind and fully have fun. I am always reminded of my mind poops. Hopefully after the dreaded atar comes out I can finally enjoy my holiday in full.

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FREEDOM (ish)

Laters HSC.

I'm kind of happy but also kind of sad because I realise this holiday will be over soon. Then before long I will be complaining about uni exams and assignments. It will never end.

Why is life so gross. I also need to find a formal dress which is so ugh. It feels like another thing I have to do. 

Physics today was so gross I don't think I got full marks for the longer response ones but fuck it. At least I did not read any of the questions wrong like I did in chem (NOT THAT I KNOW OF SO FAR LOL). I also have the lowest expectations for physics so that helps. 

After phys Amy, Eugene, Tina, Mei and I went to eat some pepper lunch. Apparently we were a family. Mei was the dad, Eugene was the mum, Tina was the crazy aunt, Amy and I were the children. Amy kept saying I was an African child and that I wanted to be set free. We were going a lil crazy off happiness I think. I pointed at a tree and said it was my dinner.

We kept annoying Eugene by singing "for the first time in forever" but changing the lyrics to "for the last time in forever" because we were literally doing everything for the last time in our jerseys.

PEPPER LUNCH!! yummy :) 

Judging Eugene, Mei and Tina for taking photos of the buildings and sky???????

This is the end result of Eugene's photography. It's not THAT ugly:

Had CreAsian and it was kinda berk. The green tea latte was nasty I could not drink it. But its probs just cus I'm not used to the bitterness of so much matcha. The fondant was yummy though but way too expensive. When you cut into it with your fork all the gooey green tea filling flowed out.

I don't even know what is going on in this photo.

Guess the nostrils. 

I think my role in life is to be the person that looks so ugly they make everyone else look 2000% better.

Recipe: Mei-Sandwich

1. Squish 1 small sized Mei between two slices of similar sized Amy and Serena breads
2. When transporting the sandwich, ensure the filling is tightly packed between sandwich layers
3. Grab a Tina and record a video to show your friends your amazing creation
4. End result:

Then we went to Stephen's house to watch (rewatch) Guardians of the Galaxy and Charlie's Angels. We had some yummy pizza. 

Going Burwood tmr with FD and Feng I feel like I have not seen their faces in so long. Guess what we are watching tmr??????????????????????????????? SO DAMN EXCITED.

Basically I need to not waste a single day of my 4 month holiday. This is is my sister's advice for the holidays.

- NEED TO GET A JOB

- not tutoring

- something where you can make friends

- EXERCISE

- get fit

- join a class (zumba, karate)

- DO SOMETHING INTERESTING

- volunteer

- activities

- skills

- skateboard

- guitar

- GET MY Ps

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Carramar? more like Carra-far

I am so alienated from the world.

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3u sadness

I am so desensitized what did I do to deserve this shitness. Legit I have not been happy with any exam. I am failing in the final stretch. Have to study for physics but why do I get the feeling its going to be as shitty as all my other exams.

Hoping for a miracle.

(Also this is my 69th post lmao)

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3 days till freedom

After phys I think I will be happier than I was slapping Feng's face. Or maybe not. Will probs be sad when I get my results but w/e.

I also realised I didn't join the prayer circle before Chemistry so maybe that is why I failed.

Lol fukkin James Ruse

Not prepped for phys nor 3u. Legit starting my first phys paper now. Have not even memorised theory.

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Hello from Bankstown Library

I didn't like Hello the first time I heard it but now I like it.

Woke up at 8:53 and managed to make the train at 9:14 even making a breakfast sandwich and milk tea.

Amy has this app called Pic Collage and lol its so cool its kinda like photoshop but on your phone and way easier to use. Here are some of her artworks:

I made one of my own at the library.

Amy, Eugene and I studied three modules at the library. "Studied" is a very loose term. All we did was read over theory and half attempt to memorise it. Clintoris was so focused the whole time it was scary. We even drew poos and penises on his book and he just kept studying. Amy told Clintoris to say hi stephen on the phone and so he shouted "IM CLINTORIS". We could not stop laughing and thank buddha no one turned around. We ate some more kopiko lollies. The girls behind us were playing Yu-Gi-Oh cards.

We all had pork rolls for lunch and they were very yummy. Except for the onions and cucumber. Berk.

Observing Amy and Stephen being distracted. 

Concentration level is too high.

Library closed at 4 which was way too early so we just chilled outside and studied some more near the library pool. Legit it's so ugly its just basically stagnant green water. Stephen went to buy us some Gong Cha which was great in its sturdy little cup.

When you know they lyin. "fucked it". gets 96.

Have not done any work since I got home at 6. It is now 9 o'clock. HSC is almost over so I don't feel like studying. 

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ASBESTOS, RAVAGE MY LUNG LINING. I DARE YOU.

Fucked up chem and was wallowing in self pity on the train ride back to Bankstown. I came out of the exam feeling kinda meh because I was so tight for time and didn't check anything. But I was like ehhhh I think I did pretty ok. Nek minnit finds out I answered the last q wrong. I was so done with everything. It wasnt even that hard of an exam. Chem was supposed to be good because I already fucked up engineering. Amy said it was the universe punishing me for not making any major mistakes this year. Ok maybe that is just what I inferred from her evil little mouth.

Atar dropping like balls. Saggy wrinkly balls.

Anyway after I calmed myself on the train I met up with Amy at the library then we went to eat lunch with Clintoris. We bought a Zinger box and a popcorn snackbox deal and it was pretty filling. Clintoris only bought 10 chicken nuggets so he ate some of our chips. Then we went back to library where we did some 3U past papers. Some of them have pretty hard questions so I am very worried about not being able to get 100. What if I fuck up 3U too. There is nothing else to redeem myself with. Already know I will fuck up phys.

I do not deserve to celebrate after HSC there is nothing to celebrate.

Shitty day just got shitter with my mum accusing me of not studying at the library. And I told my dad I didn't do well for chem and he was like well that's why you have to read the question carefully. ha ha ha thanks dad.

Amy made this lovely picture of me yesterday.

I need to somehow find motivation for my last two exams. 

Also didn't comment on the Bachelor yesterday but yeh Sasha was defs the better choice. Even though he's a bit arrogant at times. But w/e. 

LISTEN TO CHEAP HOTEL IT HAS THE BEST LYRICS EVER.

"I know it's fucked up 

But I'm living a lie 
In a cheap hotel 
Is where I'm sleeping tonight 
With someone I just met 
While the love of my life 
Is at home 
Probably wondering if I'm dead or alive"

Just keep swimming. In some concentrated sodium hydroxide. 

Some inspirational quotes I found on google:

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half of my ten years of tutoring is over

I know I stopped going to Jimmys like ages ago but it feels like its coming to a real end after my 2nd last high school math exam. I kind of owe him my life??

4U was meh idk. During the exam I was tight for time but I thought I managed to do everything except for 1 inequality question. That was really depressing because Amy and I spent like 3 hours yesterday doing different inequality questions but we somehow we failed to do the one in the legit exam. Also apparently heaps of people from James Ruse and NSG are pretty confident they got 100 lmao. When I came outta the exam I realised I did lots of things wrong lol. Marks slowly being lost. I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose marks. W/e. 4u done and dusted.

Troye Sivan's Take Me Down video is so sad.

Also I was going for Richie after his one on one in the spa episode but I feel like he's too awkward and just not as confident as the other guys which is why Sam is kinda like ://////////////// Their convo this ep was really awkward. I think Sasha will win. Michael is too creepy.

Also post hsc I must watch Back to the Future because never seen it and everyone is freaking out that its 21/10/15. I also need to get into star wars before the new one comes out. I've only seen the shitter ep 1-3.

Time to start studying for chem. Have not done a single past paper lol.

Only 3 more exams left. The end is nigh.

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Im going to die

4u is killing me

4 u i die

die 4 u

4 u u r poo

poo 4 u

u poo too

two times two

four you

4 poo 4 u

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My real phamily

Demon child 

Went to bankstown library yesterday to study with Eugene and Tina but ended up sitting by myself because they were so distracting. And then Amy came and she was farting everywhere so no one wanted to sit with her either. Tina was not wearing any pants.

 

Anyway we had lunch with Eugene, Tina, Amy, Sy and Clinton at Hanamar..y.y.y.... and lol Clinton is so clueless he was like "OMG GIRLS HAVE ARMPIT HAIR??"

 

Amy randomly was like do you want to sleepover today??? and I was like ok sure I will ask my mum but I dont think she will let. But then my mum was just like sure!!! And then I went back to Hurst, went Charlie Lovett and studied a lil then went back to her house. We played lots of guitar and I taught her how to play some songs on a guitar with a missing high E string. Lots of John Mayer yass.

 

Her mum being the star chef made pho for dinner then baked a cheesecake souffle but we couldn't eat it until the next morning. I couldn't go to sleep because Amy was snoring so loudly. She has never snored so loudly in the history of sleepovers.

 

So today we woke up to cheesecake breakfast and pizza. Such health. Then her mum baked some friands and we ate that too. Her mum makes food so much food I love it.

 

Tried to memorise some chem notes today but kind of failed because I was so bored. So now I'm going to do some more maths papers. Also sleeping over again because I have no home and my parents don't love me. When I go home tomorrow my parents won't recognise me because I have probably gained so much weight over these past 2 days.

 

Also Amy's brother plays LoL every waking moment of the day. That is the life.

 

Finally printed out chem notes and stupid Amy.



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