So if you saw my story yesterday you know Amy and I did a version of the 100 layers of everything video that Jenna did. If you haven't seen hers pls watch it is so funny.
We recorded parts of ours and hopefully we can edit it soon to show you all.
It took a fucking long time so of course we were catching up on the bachelor between layers. I'VE MISSED THE BACHELOR SO MUCH. ITS SO MUCH MORE ENTERTAINING THAN BACHELORETTE TBH CUS GIRLS ARE SUCH BITCHES.
Richie is a really suitable bachelor hahaha he's like the most human one they've had on the show. Yenno how when the show first starts there are like so many girls and you can't learn all their names? Well since so many of they look like celebs we just referred to them as their look-a-likes. It really helps.
"Bindi's so down to earth I think he really likes her"
"Katy is so irrelevant"
"Cara doesn't really talk about herself...I think she doesn't like him"
Am I the only one who doesn't like the single mum (Alex)? She doesn't seem genuine. And fuck that Keira chick she's so annoying. So many poor man's Lara Bingle memes on fb. AND OMFG THE SINGING GIRL PLEASE STOP. At this point I don't particularly go for anyone...Also I never realised how fun watching the bachelor with someone else is HAHAHA you can be judgy bitches together.
mark mark mark so much marking to do rip
haven't been to uni in 2 days........bcus ceebs lel does anyone else ceebs -.-
UGH anticipating the last min crams for math class tests
BIOM - Had first BIOM lecture yesterday. Our course coordinater is really funny. Every week we're going to have a different guest lecturer so not sure what we are being tested on....
We spent half the lecture doing this get to know you activity where we had to pick our aussie name by adding "o" or "ie" to the end of the first syllable of our first/last name. Mine was Luongo. Then we were given a worksheet with random questions and we had to find others that knew the answers, then write down their aussie name and the course they were doing. It was actually really fun. I met a lot of people that I have now forgotten...
MMAN - Boring af...I think I'm going to stop going soon. Its just like physics.
COMP - Starting to get lost and its only the second lecture. Our lecturer teaches stuff once then thinks that we know it straight away and then she codes so fucking fast like we can't even see what she is doing.
Chilled out with Whansae for an hour then went to Feng's house again because boredom -.-
I SAW MS BAV AT CENTRAL HAHAHAHAHAHAH I was so shocked and I told her feng transferred to unsw and she said that WAS CUTE??? shes so nice :0 idk how she dealt with our shenanigans in year 10. I was also so awkward I made weird hand actions at her bcus she needed to catch her train. IDK its so weird seeing a teacher outside of school like so weirdness. Also saw some badminton kids whilst waiting for the train like ANNIE SHE'S SO FUNNY.
Yes anyway then went to Campsie, bought some hot star fired chicken (yass) and went o Feng's house. She had to teach a kid so like I just slept in her bed again. THen we met FD At meridian and had dinners. WE all got tomato rice and crispy chicken. Then went to meet fresh and ordered the signature herbal jelly and some weird herbal jelly mango sago thing that was actually quite nice.
1 DAY AGO
MATH1231 - damn the lecturer for 31 is so much slower than 41 lol. Its actually kind boring...I'm actually understanding stuff though which is good. Daniel Chan so gooooood. He's using star wars droids for his examples
I am practising coding from the first 2 lectures atm and I am slowly getting it lol. I think its my fav subject so far because it doesn't feel like work.
but at the same times its so hard and I'm so nooby so i think I'm doing everything the super slow way :/
that melbourne lady we met on the tour never sent the beach photos to us............
Woke up way too early to shower and blah blah pretty standard morning.
Got to uni at 10 for COMP1917 lecture and sat with Whansae and Phuc lel. An hour was taken up by just general course overview stuff and the next hour we learn the BARE BARE basics of coding in c? Idk how coding works but it was really easy stuff and I was already forgetting what some of the shortcuts meant after she went through them once.
Went to MMAN1300 (Engineering Mechanics) with Phuc again HAHAHA and Stephen and it was so bloody boring he was just talking about vectors and shit. Ragrats MMAN1300 is physics all over again fml.
met no new people it just felt like sem 1 again.
Sorry just looked in the mirror and wow my hair is so nice today.
Amy is not going to uni the rest of the week...
Met up with Jessica to have Mamak lunch yum yum went to buy some textbooks!! WENT BACK TO HER HOUSE AND HAD A NAP LMAO
sooooooooo many comic book movie trailers omfggggg comic con dis why i love u and nerd HQ you gave me another chuck reunion yass life. #chuckmovie
DR STRANGE LOOKS AWESOME
WONDER WOMAN LOOKS COOL. THE WONDER WOMAN THEME IS SO COOOOOOL.
LEGO BATMAN LOOKS FUCKING AWESOME
JUSTICE LEAGUE LOOKS EHHHHHHHH IDK I LIKE EZRA MILLER AS FLASH THO. ALSO YAY FOR JASON MOMOA WHO IS DOING SOMETHING BESIDES INSTAGRAMMING EMILIA CLARKE AND CLINGING ONTO THOSE GOT DAYS
AND KONG SKULL ISLAND WITH BRIE LARSON LOOKS EHHHHH
Started watching Shameless recently (Amy's recommendation) and it's really sad and funny. I was insta stalking some of the actors and omgggggg the main girl Emmy Rossum (from the bad phantom of the opera movie) is engaged to the creator of Mr. Robot!!! HOW COOL IS DAT
Finally finished teaching the 8 fucking classes this week literally RIP bye I'm so dead from writing reports and prepping work pls make it stop
also one of Jimmy's close relatives are in my class please let me die i can't deal with this pressur
I HAVE TRUST ISSUES WITH "SATISFYING" VIDEOS I've clicked on like 2 before - yenno when you don't want to do tutoring work you watch weird yt vids - and they were both chat but i the one i just watched is actually pretty satisfying
Omg I found this video of a list of satisfying videos to watch and scared me how many of them I went on watching sprees for on YT
Slicing Fruit Swords and Machetes Makeup Videos Hydro Graphics Assembly Lines Kinetic Sand NeverWet Spray Things Popping Calligraphy Glass Blowing
FUCK YE NEVERWET SPRAY I WATCHED SO MANY VIDEOS OF IT IT WAS SOOOOOO HYPNOTISING
RIP uni sem 2 starts tomorrow
I am so sorry this was such a pointless post.
Recap of my day:
Subbed for Juliana's 9D class and they are so quiet holy shitttttttt I wish I had her class tbh. Then went on to teach my 5A and 5B class and it was one of the best teaching days ever...they were all so quiet and listened to my instructions. I feel so bad when I give them seating arrangements because I should be able to control them without seating arrangements but w/e I really need to be less caring about their feelings. So cleansed when I left the tutoring centre today because I finally moved this amazing student up to the A class after always raising the question and like not getting any replies...
I got home and was like YASSS done for the week but now that dread is creeping back up to me LOL I'm anticipating the shitty fri-sun next week already
I feel like you really do get better at teaching concepts after doing it for a long time because you pick up on things that the students get wrong so you can teach the next batch not to do it again.
my social awkwardness has worsened significantly i don't even know what facial expressions I should be showing anymore.
I think I need to find some more happiness in my life like idk maybe change my diet because apparently that affects your mood. but fuck that getting back to uni tomorrow ain't nobody got time fo dat.
Subbing for two extra classes next week...so total 7 classes rip and then I have one week where I'm not subbing for anyone then two weeks where I'm doing 7 classes again then I have to sub for Sarah's year 7 class for 4 weeks literally RIP
idk how I'm going to fit in Arc goes to the Snow into this hectic timetable.
Sorry my life is so stressful and mundane so hopefully after reading you will feel a lot better about yourselves. Kidding no one needs that kind of validation except me.
I've always seen the "guy hires life coach to make friends" vid in my suggested by never clicked it cus I thought it was be the stereotypical buzzfeed video that usually isn't that relateable but feng linked me today and I watched it and I feel like Stephen is my spirit human.
I leave you with a cute gif of my new ship Fiona and Steve from Shameless even though I'm 200% they don't end up together. I haven't shipped anything in a while.
who has been reading my blog i got a mad view spike yesterday
how did my sister do this for 2 years srs respect
when you run outta shit to write in student's reports so you copy and paste then change the names and pronouns lol. If I don't double check them tho there's always at least 1 wrong pronoun like I'll say Tracey needs to improve his .......
In uni you don't have jocks/cheerleaders you have bsoc kids
I think I am actually such a negative person.
I always compare myself to the great teachers I've had in the past and like I WAS NOT MADE FOR THIS LIFE.
I just don't give off that vibe.
Parents leaving me at home again to go dancing -.-.-.-.-.-
jenna marbles is queen
tfw u have no water in your room so you drink leftover lemonade you used as chaser last week.
OK
it is Saturday now and I am freaking out because I have so much to do before tomorrow and last night I woke up at 4:30 and couldn't fall back asleep because I was having too many depressing thoughts about tutoring so I ended up going back to sleep at 7:30 then waking an hour later to go to tutoring.
literally wtf
SOrry for the low quality blog i just cant atm its 2:30am and i need to sleep finally finished reports bye
ok i just checked and a lot of ppl are reading my blog from russia da fuq
Tuesday Night (19/7/16)
So going to blog about Marco's birthday party instead of writing my year 9 reports.
Arrived with most of the SGHS group at 7 ish and it was really awkward cus we were one of the first people there. I don't think Marco has ever met me before but I still got invited??? who knows??
Anyway it was really awkward and stuff because we weren't drunk enough so Feng, Lianne, Crystal and I kept taking shots of the black Absolut which just tastes as ratchet as normal Absolut. The bar man Austin poured us half shots all the time cus he said that a normal shot size is actually 2?? but we didn't believe him hahah
Anyway shortly after that I was not sober anymore. And then the whole night turned into a blur. Here are some things I remember:
Feng and I went outside and we saw all these people muzzing and it looked ridiculous
I really wanted to smoke cigarettes but Lucy didn't let me
Met these guys called Kosuke and Jordan but don't remember what I said to them
Feng was making out with this dude and Lianne, Fd and I went to look for her but eventually I gave up
Met Laura Bui and Theresa Pham and we talked about something but I don't remember what I asked them if they had boys and they were all like yes HAHAHAH. I told Laura she was famous.
Dance dance something happened Crystal was muzzing I don't remember half the photos we took
Feng had really good small talk with the Uber driver whilst I was calling Amy
saw FD and Victor making out like twice
I tried to make Lianne make out with this white dude
Half the night has been erased from my memory...all the photos were pretty tragic
omg it was actually really fun HAHAH
I added so many people on fb when I was still tipsy
adding all the photos here because im not tagged in them on fb and don't want to find them later
past two days have been so fun HAHAHA. I drove to so many places that I've never been to before just using the GPS and I felt like I was living life on the edge (wtf Serina you're so lame). I even drove on the motorway by myself and almost killed other people but it was so thrilling.
Yesterday I picked up Feng from Carramar Station and drove her to the new Fairfield Youth Centre because I wanted to see what was in there but the activities aren't free I think (duh I was so stupid) and you have to book to use the courts and stuff.
So we went pokemon hunting around the Fairfield park which was packed with little devilish children. Y so sad jessica
Then we went rock climbing at Sydney Indoor Climbing Gym (Villawood). It was Feng's first time and I think she had an overall positive experience. We were so ceebs tho like we went halfway up walls and did the easiest ones HAHAHA
Jessica like spider-man
We did the easiest 7m cave because too pussy to do the 40m one lol
We quickly realised we weren't made for the exercising life so we sat down and snapped people
Then we had nuggets and coke floats to replenish our energy lol jk we are just fat lyk dat
Then we just drove around in many circles because we didn't know what to do. We went to a pokestop lure when the sun started to set and it was so dodgy because no one was there. Could've been mugged.
We were feeling spontaneous so we called up Tammy like "gurl are you at home come eat with us" and she was like "omg yah let's go!!!!! jk gotta ask rents first" but they eventually let her so we picked her up...
Then we also picked up Lulu from Cabra HAHAHAHAHAHAHA she was so confused. We screamed across the road "WE'RE GOING SHOPPING". I'm so sorry for the terrible photoshopping Regina George's forehead is not usually that large.
After struggling to navigate the streets of Canley Heights on a Saturday night, I eventually parked outside my Grandma's house. We had dinner at La Grilla and ordered some seafood pancake, ramen and kbbq. We also order a bottle of soju but I was designated driver (not by choice btw everyone around me was still on their L's) so I didn't drink.
Then went to What the Fudge across the street and had some deep-fried golden gaytime and waffles.
Went to Cabra BWS/Woolies to pick up some vodka and Sprite for a hectic night.
We hopped to my place and played King's Cup with quarter shots because we didn't want to get smashed. It's actually a pretty fun game and would get you drunk so quickly if you did full shots. Anyway we all got a little tipsy but nothing crazy. It was probably the most Lulu had ever drunk and she was so giggly omfg. Roasted lulu for not inviting us to her bday party.
Feng and Tammy slept over hehe
Woke up next morning all fresh and went to The Usual Cafe for brek.
We all ordered this because it said truffle popcorn LOL. They put a lot of effort into their burger construction. They laid the cheese so nicely and there's a pickle in each corner of the burger and a good amount of tomato sauce + mustard. But we agreed that cheeseburgers just all taste like macca's cheeseburgers no matter what you do to it. The truffle popcorn was interesting thought. Like there were lots of little flecks of herbs and stuff so idk if we were tasting truffle or the random herbs.
Feng bought an overpriced avocado shake then we went to the park yey. There were less kids today so we climbed up the rope jungle and went on these tall ass slides. They were so fun omfg.
Then went to Bankstown to meet up with Amy and we stood at a traffic light for a solid 15 mins trying to decide where to go. Tammy had stuff to do so we dropped her off at the station then went to Ashfield to try the Metro One HSP. Amy saw this parking spot on the side of the road but there were people behind us so I freaked out and gave up on reverse parking HAHAHA.
I ceebs doing an in depth review but service was defs 10/10 HAHAA. They didn't hey brother me but the server wrote down my name and was like "Sabrina the teenage witch" and I was like nah Serena and he was like "ok Serena Williams". Overall like a 7/10? Idk it was too salty for my taste but it's always on top HSP lists so who knows.
Then dropped Feng off at her house and popped up to Stephen's house. I just showed up without Amy and he said wtf are you doing here HAHAHA. Played with his fat rabbits and his fat doge.
Then dropped Amy off at her Church and drove on the fucking freeway back home it was so scary omg. I was going 80 because I thought that was the limit for red P's and everyone was overtaking me HAHAHAHA but i didn't care because it was night-time and my first time on the freeway anywayz.
Freeway driving at night is kinda therapeutic but its so easy to drift into someone else's lane if you're not concentrating.
So yup that was my last two days. Have never driven so much in my life but it was so fun. And also my parking was spot on except for that little boo boo at Ashfield. Now I shall watch a movie. My holiday is over tomorrow because I have to start prepping work for Jimmys fml.
Side note: I drove with Tania in the passenger seat one time and she was so helpful and giving me advice on how to drive/park etc but deez delinquents today esp Amy and Feng were tickling me and randomly telling me to turn in the wrong direction. Please do you really want to die?
future Feng remember this: you said you wanted to do education two days ago Also another random thing: you know the donut shaped things you find in playgrounds? apparently this is how you're supposed to play on them:
when you use your incense and your net decides to stop working
so tired
Went out with Jan and Lulu on Wednesday night when I was supposed to hang with Feng and FD bcus Feng fucked up her violin times gg.
We went to Kanzi Club. It was quite tragic because we were the only ones there in this huge club/restaurant that was blasting really loud music.
Food was decent - a tiny bit on the expensive side but not too bad. We also ordered the cool looking cocktails with the cruiser bottles suspended upside down. NOT WORTH $15 LOL they just tasted like ordinary cruiser. I think the staff may have been a bit ceebs and just poured us cruisers tbh. They were all fobs and their service was pretty shit HAHAHA.
Jan was on her phone for majority of the night trying to sort out her bsoc ball tickets. We just talked about other people because nothing going on in our mundane lives ~
I wish people lived closer to me. life is a struggle.
Tutored Kevin today then rushed back to cabra to tutor 4U kids. It was one of their birthdays today so I bought them all mango pancakes and they also bought Krispy Kremes yum yum.
The taylor swift/Calvin Harris drama is so juicy HAHAHA love it
don't want to start preparing tutoring work kmsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
honestly winged tutoring/uni this sem like I would prep work the night before I actually went to tutoring. idk if I can do that again. too much stress but at the same time fuck tutoring.
Went to eat lunch with alien and whale today at Albee's Kitchen CAMS PIE!
Yummy yummy in my tummy I had beef rendang with rice, Feng had some curry thing, FD had hainan chicken.
They gave me some pickle thing and it tasted really off so I didn't eat it.
We literally had nothing to do so we lay on a big bench in the park for an hour or so before going to a cafe and drinking some nasty ass green-tea shiet.
FD had to leave to go to work (which she found out was not even today) so Feng and I went inside the shopping centre and played speed HAHAHAHA that is the epitome of boredness.
Bored at home again but making pad see ew for lunch tmr and going out tmr night so that is something to look forward to. What movie shall I watch now?
GOT MY WAM LOL. Don't wanna pull a phobia and humble brag but everybody been telling me I did well but I'm not actually sure because it doesn't sound that good and I feel like I did so bad in my exams (raw mark wise) but appaz not and idk???? Anyway I got 90.5.
So yay!!! First sem done and dusted I honestly "studied" during the exam period and did jackshit the rest of sem. soooooooo stress free compared to HSC
Also didn't fail engo even though I should've considering how less work I did compared to everyone else but thank buddha our group didn't have to do peer review since we did the extension project lmao.
So here are some spoiler free movie recs
The Fundamentals of Caring
This movie had like the Me and Earl and the Dying Girl kinda vibes but way funnier. Idk it was just so cute. Won't give away much of the plot but basically Paul Rudd decides to become a caregiver to this real angsty teen with muscular dystrophy. And they pick up Selena Gomez on their roadtrip as well LOL. I think Amy/Stephen told me to watch it.
SO GOOD 10/10 AND SO FUNNY AS WELL
The Brothers Grimsby
FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT A FUNNY MOVIE I LAUGHED SO HARD WATCHING THIS MOVIE MY LIL COUSIN SHOUTED FROM OUTSIDE "SERENA COME PLAY FRISBEE WITH US" AND I REPLIED "NO I'M WATCHING A MOVIE" (cool story bro).
the point is that it is fucking funny. and I think Sacha Baron Cohen is a gift from whatever deity is up above because there is no one on this earth who can come up with more fucked up shit.
like jaysus that elephant scene I just can't. Watch the trailer it actually doesn't give away too much of the plot.
The Huntsman: Winter's War (DON'T WATCH THIS BULLSHIT)
BORING AS FUCK. Only watch it if you literally have nothing else to do.
The CGI and costumes were fucking amazing though like jaysus all the gold shit on Charlize Theron's character was top notch. Fight scenes were good as well. VISUALLY IT WAS LIKE FOOD PORN BUT NOT FOOD. CINEMATOGRAPHY AND VISUAL EFFECTS PORN.
But all the walking in the forest was very unnecessary. My mum was strugglin to stay awake.
Also I watched the trailer a while back and it looked so cool but as I was watching the movie many of the characters that supposedly died came back to life but that was already spoiled for me in the trailers because they were in scenes that hadn't been shown yet???? idk it just seems so stupid.
On an unrelated note....NERVE
So yup new movie called Nerve is coming out soon starring Emma Roberts and Dave Franco with cameo from the one and only Casey Neistat.
I actually watched the trailer a while ago before I even knew Casey was going to be in it lol but the trailer gives away 75% of the plot. It looks like its aimed at tweens IDK it doesn't look that great. Its a cool premise (which apparently has been done before) but it turns dark very quickly and I'm not sure I like that.
But Casey's new prank video is pretty funny so yah probs gonna go viral but take a look. Also how can you secure your boobs in that outfit wtf?
Went to ffld to renew passport. Someone told me yesterday was last day for 24 nuggets but it wasn't.
Went to Chatswood to play with Amy. We had thai food - pad see ew and fried rice (yass), then roamed around Westfield and ate some green tea bingsoo. Funnest part was pet store because I haven't been inside a pet store in so longggggg I want a pet :(
Went home and watched Sicario which is one of the most boring movies ever. I do not recommend.
Today
Woke up after 12 hours sleep and went to Wetherill Park with the fam.
Ate Hero Sushi yay for grilled salmon nigiri 10/10
shopping
cabra to pick up cake for mother - so many people playing pokemon....
Grandma's bday dinner today with my mother's side of the family. Some Lebanese people were sitting next to our table (I would say wogs but I think that's derogatory and I don't mean it in a derogatory way) and they were swearing so much and it was so funny cus we were like this serious Asian family then next to us randomly they would go HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
Imagine them saying this in a really leb accent: "Hey cuz...that rainbow beef...."
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"unbelievable"
The only good thing to come out of that wretched movie was this song. Give it a listen its so nice on full volume when you're walking by yourself and looking at nature (wtf that sounded so old lady like). Also I rewatched it with my mum and she cried LOL.
Went out today after an uneventful morning. Feng and I met FD outside Prada Westfield and Jan was missing because she was out looking for Pokemon. She couldn't find anything except Zubats :(
Side note: I downloaded Pokemon Go and it isn't that fun because I'm very ceebs to move out of my house. Its fun on the train tho lol. but 50% of the time it doesn't load properly so I'm like wtf am i supposed to do?!?!
Then we went to Arisun Express to eat dinner but it was too full (and we saw Phuc and Nancy taking up a four person table lol AND I THOUGHT HE COULDN'T SEE ME BECAUSE HE WAS NOT REACTING TO MY FACE AGAINST THE BARRIER but nah he just being annoying)
Decided to trek to legit Arisun and we had black bean noodles, some rice thing with beef and fried chicken. Food was ok ~~~~
in addition to that we ordered a bottle of plain soju, and a yakult mixed drink which was nice. Phuc and Nancy then walked past us HAHAHAHA. We quickly realised that one bottle of soju was not enough to get us crunk so we ordered two more and played "One man and his dog" which Janet taught us!! Pretty sure people around us were staring but we were too tipsy to care.
Them we stumbled to Home Bar which was $30 entry (bye felicia), then time travelled to Scary Canary where we danced for a bit. So many white people yet again and Feng was not tipsy at all so she didn't find it fun but eh it was ok! Sent some regrettable snaps to a few people but all in all solid night out. Also voice is gone again :(
Scrolling through facebook and saw this. Immediately thought it was a mini panama hat.
Southpaw Review (not rly)
FUCKING FANTASTIC MOVIE don't watch any trailers or read the summaries on IMDB because they basically spoil the whole thing. Lucky I didn't but Amy's brother still told me a pretty big plot point which I didn't want to know. Jake Gyllenhaal is such a good actor. I was so creeped out by him in Nightcrawler but jaysus you can't help but feel for him in this one. SOOOOOOO GOODDDDDDDDDDD a little cliche towards the end but whatever it is forgiven.
you know you might surprise yourself
Me trying seafood each time.......and not being surprised at how consistently disgusting it is.
LOL I hate it so much but I wish I liked it sometimes because it looks so nice. I'm so hypnotised by sushi videos. And fishing videos. Like this sea urchin one. The yellow edible part of sea urchin looks so cool.
IT IS ALMOST 3 AM AND I HAVE TO BE UP AT 9 TMR RIP
OMFG i only watched the end of the 4th set and the 5th set but wtf Federer was about to win and then he played soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo shit like barely got a first serve in, poor returning, so many unforced errors i can't
SO SAD FEDERER WHY DO I SUPPORT YOU ITS SUCH A GOOD TIME TO BE LIKE A DJOKOVIC FAN OR SOMETHING BUT NO FEDERER YOU DA BEST :((((((((((( WHY YOU GOTTA PLAY LIKE THIS
I remember I cried after seeing Murray beat him at the 2012 Olympic Final. The Olympic Gold Medal is the one thing that has evaded Federer in his 908124098 year career and realistically 2012 was his best chance at winning it. Though I'm sure he and I will not give up this year. 2016 Rio is yours Federer. Just hope Djokovic fucks it up, Nadal breaks his wrist, Murray turns into a horse and everyone else stops serving so fast.
FUCK OFF RAONIC I DONT WANT TO SEE YOU ON MY TV. LETS BE REAL HERE IT WASN'T A GREAT WIN, FEDERER JUST FUCKED IT UP.
ok I'm assuming Murray will beat Berdych and get into the final so hopefully Murray wins because like bleurgh would just prefer one of the big four winning it idk why
WHY DO THE BRITISH PEOPLE LIKE ANDY MURRAY he's scottish first of all but besides that......HE PLAYS SO UNGRACEFULLY LIKE EW
done with wimbledon.
I can sense Rio will be a tragedy for Federer so cries idk if I want to watch
so torn because i want him to retire so i don't have to watch him lose all the time but he should keep playing because he still making a lot of fucking money consistently making semis/finals
tfw he doesn't do anything amazing anymore so you gotta watch his career highlights
OMG FEDERER SAVED LIKE 50000 MATCH POINTS IN THAT MATCH MY HEART ALMOST DIED IN THAT 4TH SET TIE BREAK JAYSUS. LITERALLY LIKE SET POINT THEN MATCH POINT THEN SET POINT AND STRESS LEVELS WERE JUST TOO HIGH
OMG MIRKA TALKING TO DAVID BECKHAM I CANT WTF ANNA WINTOUR WHAT IS HAPPENING SHOW US THE TWINS PLEASE
I WANT TO SEE THE BABIES
FEDERER U R THE KING RETURN OF THE KING (TBT TO WHEN WE WENT TO SEE HIM AT AUS OPEN SEMIS AND HE DIDN'T PLAY TOO WELL LOL JAN WE SPENT SO MUCH EFFORT MAKING THOSE POSTERS)
OMFG FEDERER VS RAONIC I CANT THIS IS TOO DIFFICULT PLEASE FEDERER U HAVE 1 MORE LEFT IN THE TANK
IT IS 1:30AM SHOULD I WATCH THIS MURRAY V TSONG QUARTER??? OK I WILL WHY NOT LOL
Ok i am bit calmer now so ceebs watching murray play lol
Yesterday went out to city to celebrate papa's 60th birthday (he's so old holy shit :O)
We parked at the Star, walked around the casino for a bit then walked to Little Snail to have lunch. Little Snail is getting boring - I'm always having the same shit every time I go there LOL.
Food
More food
Snails
Yummy food
Dead Australian native animal
Dead Tasmanian fish
*ragrats cus milky farts*
Bought my dad this flight experience thing where he could pretend to fly a plane for an hour. I didn't go in with him cus I went to Kylie's thing but my mum said he liked it and the instructor thought he had flown planes before!!
THEN WENT TO KYLIE'S BDAY HANGSSSZZZ HAHAHAH we went to Li'l Darlin in Surry Hills and we each ordered our own cocktails but SOME PEOPLE were being a little bit bossy and not letting us choose a specific drink.
I got this gummy bear one and it was yummy but fengs/Fd's hundreds thousands was bleurgh. I didn't try the fairy floss bcus still had throat infection and didn't want to get anyone besides Feng sick. It was really fun and chill and FD told us something that Feng and I couldn't stop laughing about even though it wasn't funny
We had lots of food for dinner and it was all very yummy. Then Kylie decided she wanted to gamble so we took a tram to the Star Casino and Kylie literally wasted $5 at a slot machine because we all had no idea what we were doing. So we loitered for 10 mins before deciding to go clubbing?!?
But it was only 8pm so we had Messina first. SHARON FINALLY TOLD US THE WORD SHE COULDN'T SAY IN YEAR 7 AND IT WAS SUBSTANCES CUS APPARENTLY SHE SAID SUBSTANANCES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH. Also she said something really funny like "you'll be in one piece except you'll be ruined" or something idk it was just so funny and unexpected.
We bought vodka at liquorland and had pre's at the fucking park opposite star. tbt to THAT tragic night.
NOBODY WAS GETTING TURNT but i was so feeling it and most people were like nah I've had enough. So struggles we had half the bottle left by the time we got to Scary Canary so we just left it in front of some office building behind a wall. We checked back later and someone had taken it :(
We went inside and it was so dead at first but eventually DJ started playing some good songs and we all started dancing. More like bob up and down on the same spot and move ur arms around trying to not look like a chicken. Sharon needed to leave early and everyone left with her except for Feng, FD and I and we walked for 20-30 mins trying to find Ivy.
We found it but we there were a grand total of 2 people there in the 3 story club??????? obviously that was not where people were getting turnt on a Monday night.
I was going to do a special post for my 200th blog post but I forgot and accidentally blogged about my fabulous voting day yesterday :(
Going by view counts not many people read my bullshit anymore but that's ok because it was meant to be something for me to just document the things I did from day to day and rant about things that were on my mind.
My biggest fear is being alone and recently that has been so obvious when I've been drunk (tragic). Before Black Party I hid in the closet of the hotel room and told myself I would know if anyone loved me if they realised I was missing. The sad part is no one realised and they eventually all left without me lol. I was about to not go out at all but then I realised I spent all this money on a dress/hotel/alcohol I might as well try to have fun.
FD/Amy tried to justify it by sayin that people left progressively and they didn't know who had gone already. Anyway I drunkenly put some shoes on and ran out to the elevator and I said something like "YOU ALL LEFT ME NO ONE LOVES ME" or some shit idk and I told them I didn't have the room key but no one cared and I had to get another one but no one was waiting for me so I told FD to wait and Victor was like no I don't want to wait and everything culminated and I just realised that no one really cares lmao.
The receptionist said I could get one when I came back so I was like cool and I ran out to hopefully find other friends but when I went outside they were all like halfway across the bridge and Amy was with Stephen and Feng had her arms around Andrew and I was just like -.- FD was with Victor and idk it was just so tragic and I felt so sad when I was drunk
Anyway, that wasn't even the worst of it. I cut the line with Michelle and finally I had a "single" friend and I was about to go into Home when I realised she wasn't there anymore because she was waiting for Marco and I was alone in Home. Next time I saw her, Marco had his arms around her and lol another tragedy. (side note: I was talking to Tania yesterday and she told me some strange stories about Marco)
Spent lots of time looking for other people but no one was looking for me (except for arguablY Amy) and its honestly the worst feeling.
IDK why I'm sharing this because its kinda my fault.
The other time I was drunk I told Amy I wanted to be a serial killer because they were always remembered. So ye I don't want to die alone.
All-in-all my self confidence and social awkwardness has not improved since I started this blog and I was hoping that this was a just a phase but its seriously not going away. HAHAHAHAHA ok. Who else wishes they were anyone but themselves?
On a lighter note, the Pauline Hanson related memes on the HSPAS page are really fucking amazing.
I didn't go to tutoring today because I have a throat infection (I think) and can't really talk.
Went out just then for a late night snack pack with my cousins from Sammy's Kebabs Canley Heights. First time reviewer please don't tear my apart for getting tabouleh.
Signage: didn't look for it but I assume its Halal.
Packaging: 10/10 - styro goodness
Meat: 9/10 - got mixed chicken and beef. Chicken was tender af and beef was the perfect chewiness. Only thing was that one of the beef pieces wasn't cut enough like it was a huge ribbon which Amy had to help me cut up.
Sauce: 9/10 - got tomato. kidding would never get that dingo shit on the godly HSP. got bbq and garlic (didn't get chilli because that would not be good for my throat). Both were yum and not too overpowering. Also, I'm pretty sure the guy put the sauce over the chips, as well as also the meat so yay. Points deducted for some bits lacking sauce.
Chips: 10/10 - some bits crunchy and some bits slightly soggy but idm cus I like soggy chips. Nicely salted.
Tabouleh: 6/10 - most would say tabouleh on a HSP is haram but it makes you feel like you aren't killing your heart. The tabouleh was ok nothing special. Not sour enough all the greens were just dry idk. Not sure if thats how its supposed to be. And they were kinda stingy with it as well.
Presentation: 10/10 - lots of effort making sure beef was on one side, chicken was on the other with a line of Tabouleh separating them.
Value: 7/10 - $19 for a large. Seems ok. Mildly filled four people.
Overall: solid 8.5/10 - would get again.
Saw one of my year 5 tutoring kids (the kindest one) while I was out at Canley and she said the teacher who subbed today was so boring because she was on her phone on Facebook the whole time HAHAHAHAHAHA
Has anyone watched Buried? The movie with Ryan Reynolds trapped in a box with only a couple of items (mobile phone, lighter etc). WORST ENDING EVERY OMFG I can't believe I wasted 2 hours of my life watching that.
