hermit at home / movie recs

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GOT MY WAM LOL. Don't wanna pull a phobia and humble brag but everybody been telling me I did well but I'm not actually sure because it doesn't sound that good and I feel like I did so bad in my exams (raw mark wise) but appaz not and idk???? Anyway I got 90.5. 

So yay!!! First sem done and dusted I honestly "studied" during the exam period and did jackshit the rest of sem. soooooooo stress free compared to HSC

Also didn't fail engo even though I should've considering how less work I did compared to everyone else but thank buddha our group didn't have to do peer review since we did the extension project lmao.

So here are some spoiler free movie recs

The Fundamentals of Caring

This movie had like the Me and Earl and the Dying Girl kinda vibes but way funnier. Idk it was just so cute. Won't give away much of the plot but basically Paul Rudd decides to become a caregiver to this real angsty teen with muscular dystrophy. And they pick up Selena Gomez on their roadtrip as well LOL. I think Amy/Stephen told me to watch it.

SO GOOD 10/10 AND SO FUNNY AS WELL

The Brothers Grimsby

FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT A FUNNY MOVIE I LAUGHED SO HARD WATCHING THIS MOVIE MY LIL COUSIN SHOUTED FROM OUTSIDE "SERENA COME PLAY FRISBEE WITH US" AND I REPLIED "NO I'M WATCHING A MOVIE" (cool story bro).

the point is that it is fucking funny. and I think Sacha Baron Cohen is a gift from whatever deity is up above because there is no one on this earth who can come up with more fucked up shit. 

like jaysus that elephant scene I just can't. Watch the trailer it actually doesn't give away too much of the plot.

The Huntsman: Winter's War (DON'T WATCH THIS BULLSHIT)

BORING AS FUCK. Only watch it if you literally have nothing else to do. 

The CGI and costumes were fucking amazing though like jaysus all the gold shit on Charlize Theron's character was top notch. Fight scenes were good as well. VISUALLY IT WAS LIKE FOOD PORN BUT NOT FOOD. CINEMATOGRAPHY AND VISUAL EFFECTS PORN.

But all the walking in the forest was very unnecessary. My mum was strugglin to stay awake.

Also I watched the trailer a while back and it looked so cool but as I was watching the movie many of the characters that supposedly died came back to life but that was already spoiled for me in the trailers because they were in scenes that hadn't been shown yet???? idk it just seems so stupid.

On an unrelated note....NERVE

So yup new movie called Nerve is coming out soon starring Emma Roberts and Dave Franco with cameo from the one and only Casey Neistat.

I actually watched the trailer a while ago before I even knew Casey was going to be in it lol but the trailer gives away 75% of the plot. It looks like its aimed at tweens IDK it doesn't look that great. Its a cool premise (which apparently has been done before) but it turns dark very quickly and I'm not sure I like that. 

But Casey's new prank video is pretty funny so yah probs gonna go viral but take a look. Also how can you secure your boobs in that outfit wtf?