PASSED PHYSICS

I PASSED MY PHYSICS FINAL LMAOOOOOOOOOOO. Tho it wasn't physics I was worried about. Worried abt maths fk...

I had another weird dream last nightt. Basically went out until 5am and my parents didn't call to ask where I was. I met Casey Neistat who was my uncle because I was somehow related to Candice,  bought some lush/korean beauty products for my mother and at the shop I saw so many people that I knew because the product was really rare or something? idk. Almost drowned, saw someone cheating on his girlfriend?

Anyway, yesterday I went over to Amy's to tutor Kevin who did not do his homework so I just waited for him to finish his homework for a while HAHAHA.

We watched GOT and baked a brookie (brownie and cookie) which reminded me heaps of the brownie we made in year 9 food tech.

The next day (today) we woke up really late, ate a lot, and watched Love, Rosie WHICH I ACTUALLY REALLY LIKED and Amy did not. HAHAHAAH it was so cheesy and random and VERY unrealistic but still. IT WAS CHARMING. I liked it more than Me Before You at least. Plus Lily Collins and Sam Claflin make a much cuter couple

I have yet to find something to wear for black party lmao.

watching kyrios play atm he is quite good. not a fan of his hairstyle tho.

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"The Winds of Winter" (Game of Thrones S06E10)

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This music was so weird and un- game of thrones like but after re-watching the whole King's Landing part of the episode it fit really well. Also listening to it makes all the GIFs look way more dramatic.

Holy shit so much happened in that ep.

So sad when Margaery died :( but at least she died knowing she was right. That look on the Sparrow's face when he realised he was fucked was worthless lol.

 bYE Lancel you're kinda stupid tbh for falling into that trap.

This was really unexpected and quite sad but there are so many King's Landing jokes going around because of Tommen's suicide. The way they shot it was so tragic omfg. Like he was so calm just going out the window :( he won't be missed too much tho.

Mountain vs Septa Unella is so fucked. I did not realise that rapey rape was implied until Amy suggested it lol. Ughghghghgghghgh nasty af. SHAME. 

RIP Septa Unella 

Arya's Frey pie was so unexpected and gross but also extremely cool. People are all like "Arya has no moral compass anymore we should be worried" blah blah but I found it so satisfying when she slit his throat hahaha. Yay hoping for some more throat slitting from Arya next season.

R+L=J finally confirmed. I really liked how they revealed it :D

Lyanna Mormont kicking ass again yay 

 And honestly I have no idea how the Seven Kingdoms is going to function with Cersei as Queen everyone should be worried. TBH if I was Jamie I would just like stab her right then and there because honestly your sister/girlfriend just blew up half the city, inadvertently killed your son and certainly gives 0 fucks. There is something very wrong with her. Please Jamie. Think with your brain not ur penis.

And of course we end with glory shot of Daenerys and her dragons coming to Westeros to fuck shit up. Yass gurl yass. Also I read online that Varys did not teleport because in Daenerys' fleet you can see sails with Martell and Tyrell sigils so he technically recruited those houses then with their boats sailed and met up with Daenerys? Also I'm glad Daario is gone because he was kinda getting annoying. Giving Tyrion the hand was so cute :)

Although I'm not entirely sure what Daenerys' plan is going to be once she gets to Westeros? She can burn everyone with her dragons but will people want to embrace her as their queen? IDK it seems a little bit too like ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ fairy tale ending if she can just go there, kill Cersei and sit on the iron throne.

Maybe she'll have to prove herself by saving humanity from all the white walkers first? who knows.

Now what am I going to do with my life. Have to wait another year for next season to come out fml. 

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You've been fucking the pool boy

So this is going to be all about Xinong's fundraising dinner so scram scram haram haram if you don't want to read. Also don't read if you're planning on going to the dinner because this post is dark and full of spoilers.

I forgot my blog existed for about 3 days...

Anyhow, yesterday after coming home from Officeworks (which I drove to myself and almost died because my GPS fell under my chair), I scrambled to get ready for the Murder Mystery dinner. Wore my best funeral dress and sister's power jacket thing because I was "Jasmine", the money loving widow of the dead guy.

Summing up my character:
I was having an affair with the pool cleaner, "Fabio", because I had found out that 20 years ago, my hubby Rick had an affair with the maid so bye marriage my husband sucks shit even though it was 20 years ago. So I was sad/lonely/angry and wanted a hot pool cleaner to distract me.

It was fucking freezing outside and I was wearing no leg protection so I felt like an icicle.

When we got there, everyone was given a list of things to ask other characters and what to say in response to questions other people asked. The whole point of the game was to suss out if other characters had a motive to kill Rick or not. You also had to try to get the most money by blackmailing/bribing other people.

Everyone kept asking me about the pool cleaner and my sheet said to tell them that he was loyal and hardworking and the best pool cleaner around so obviously everyone knew that I was having an affair. So many people tried to blackmail me about it omfg but only innie was successful.

After the will was read, Elizabeth (Faith) told me that Ashlin's character (Neal) was most likely the illegitimate son of Rick from the affair with the maid 20 years ago. So if that was true Neal would inherit everything. I asked Ashlin how old her character was and she said 19. So omg the timeline matches perfectly. But at the same time FIP was acting so shady and what if Elizabeth just told me that fact to get me off her trail?!?!

So then I wrote down Neal and Amy wrote down Faith just to cover all bases and turns out it actually was Neal. I offered Amy one of my awards because we totally teamworked on it but she denied this significant piece of paper.

I haven't been awarded with anything in so long I feel so special. I still need to donate to Xinong's page oops.

Then went to Lidcombe station with Tammy and I met up with my parents at Dooley's club where they were dancing to some weird Viet music. Y'all saw it on my snapchat already. It was strange.

Fast forward to present day. I have just come back from tutoring and I feel free as I always do on Sunday night. So yay. See you all in paradise. 

fuck I need something to wear to black party RIP.

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Me Before You

saw fo dee and feng for the first time in 5eva today!! FD was late because she was hanging out with Victor (what a dog) so Feng and I went to Danjee for dinner. we ate bimbimbap and kimchi stew yummy. then FD finally arrived and we went to eat this red bean ice-cream thing underneath that whole Aqua S corridor that was pretty meh. UM ran into Chloe from Me Oi (had awkward convo), Monica from Jimmys and Sarah Nguyen, Cath Guo and Viv Anh outside George ST Event Cinemas.

Then we watched Me Before You which was a huge disappointment. If you are planning on watching it, don't watch the trailer. If you have already watched the trailer, don't watch the movie because the trailer is basically the whole movie.

We saw Jessie (Tsui) when we walked into the cinema and that evil little girl was sitting in our seats. Also the cinema was really packed and 95% of people in there were girls.

Things I learnt from this movie:

1. Emilia Clarke's eyebrows have a life of their own
They are so damn expressive like they never stopped moving the whole time. You never really get to see their full mobility in Game of Thrones because Dany is never excited shes just all *I AM DAENERYS TARGARYEN, FIRST OF HER NAME, THE UNBURNT, MOTHER OF DRAGONS, BREAKER OF CHAINS..............*

Then you have Lou who is as far as you can get from Daenerys Targaryen. And her eyebrows just don't stop.

2. British people recycle their actors in everything
Mr. Bates from Downton Abbey (lmao remember how Anna said it and it always sounded like masturbates)
Tywin and Daenerys from Game of Thrones
Clara Oswald from Doctor Who (she was boring af bring back rose and amy pond)
Neville Longbottom from Harry Potter

3. Love stories are bull
I think I'm way more pessimistic these days compared to like 2-3 years ago. Idk I didn't buy the whole love story there were just too many plot holes. Why would you let some untrained person take care of your quadriplegic son if he is so sensitive to like little colds and stuff? Dialogue was strange sometimes and I kept getting distracted by her eyebrows / wrinkles in her forehead. Like when she was crying I thought she was laughing. Also there were many dramatic moments where I felt like laughing but that would've been inappropriate.

4. Sam Claflin has PROMINENT dimples

I think he did this no teeth smile at least 6 times in the movie. But man them dimples lit up every time. 

5. Go to Switzerland if you want to get euthanized
Yeh I'm not too sure about the message this movie wanted to give. Like ummmmmmm the life of a quadriplegic is not worth living??? it seems like such a waste but I mean its totally his own decision but still wtf.

6. If you're on Home and Away, you'll always make it

This doctor/caregiver guy was such a good bloke omg. He was my favourite character in my movie tbh everything he did was so aussie and true-blue and all dat he was gr9.

 Final Thoughts:

It was cute. 

 But not as cute as this. 

It is worthy to note that we all did not cry. However when I was waiting for FD and Feng to pee, a lot of girls were walking out of the cinema bawling their eyes out. I saw Amy Dang (literally hadn't seen her in 3 years) and she said she cried HAHAHAHAHA. Such struggles it really was too unbelievable and I was not invested enough in the characters to cry soz. Felt 1000x more despair when Drogo died. 

fuck my fucking life i left all the year 5 exams to mark this week because i cbf last week and now i cbf and i can't put it off anymore so let me cry

i wish i could like do a project or something but there is always work looming over my head and i think i make it sound a lot worse than it actually is but it doesn't help that most of the kids i teach don't give a fuck about learning

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Brooklyn

you know you should quit yo job when everytime you see a pile of unmarked homework your heart sinks and no amount of Orange is the New Black episodes can make you forget about it.

thinking back, I bet you that girl who handed me her year 9 classes was like ha look at her fresh outta high school being all excited about tutoring and shit just give it a few months and we will see........

That hooch in my cupboard starting to look real taystee

I need to expand my HSP horizons I have only eaten at like 3 HSP places :( I need to try Hi Kebabs/Metro One/King Kebabs

Going to watch Brooklyn now with Saoirse Ronan aka Saor-how-the-fuck-do-you-pronounce-that-irish-mess. I jUSt know her as the cockblock from atonement. that movie made me feel all the feels. I think i talked about it when i first started writing the blog and went through every Keira Knightley movie ever. 

BROOKLYN - when the long distance relationship gets too .... long

so far this movie is kinda boring lol nothing is happening -.- and its been half an hour...

OK nvm its starting to get cute bcus love interest introduced wiew. omfg the main guy reminds me of someone i know. omfg everyone needs a tony he is so gr9

jaysus do all irish people have these crazy green eyes. omfg everyoner actually does have these craxy eyes

gleeson (bill weaseley) from ex-machina in dis

ew wtf go back to tony nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fak off 

OK IN THE NEXT LIFE I WANT TO BE IRISH SO I CAN HAVE GREEN EYES PLS

omfg fuck off ms kelly pls don't blackmail her wtf is her deal

i shoulda told ya

this is so dumb why doesn't she just bring her mum to america as well then they can be one big happy family like her mum can join all the italians and make irish-italian fusion food

omg no this is kinda sad she misses her irish home but tony :(((((((((( jaysus this is a lot sadder than i thought it would be and for all the wrong reasons fml

OK I JUST FINISHED IT AND IDK I HAVE MIXED FEELINGS IDK WHAT TO THINK JAYSUS SO CUTE BUT SO SAD BUT IDK fuck ms kelly

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"Battle of the Bastards" (Game of Thrones S06E09)

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Rickon why did you not run in zig zags?

That was quite cool. HAHAHAHA yah it was good. idk what else to say. I'm pretty sure everyone has the same thoughts about this like yasssssssssss jon snow but at the same time why didn't sansa just tell him that more forces from the vale were coming??

the battle was so epic it reminded me so much of lord of the rings

Overall yes that episode lived up to the hype but nothing that unpredictable happened. holy shit when ramsay was getting beat up by jon that was so satisfying. 

i have sososososososo much tutoring work to prep this week jaysus two of my classes are starting topics that i have no idea how to teach -.-

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toast can't (n)ever be bread again

It is 4:30 am and I have just realised I have to wait another 363 days for the next season.

let me die.

that was amazing.

holy shit.

my mind is blown.

what a cliffhanger.

BEST SEASON EVERRRRRRRRR

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omg that whole daya cliffhanger jesus on one hand I really want her to shoot that motherfucker but on the other hand...don't want her to stay in prison for the rest of her life. also so conflicting because poussey :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( but the guard who killed her is such a puppy dog how can you send him to jail fo dat. actually maybe like a couple of years wouldn't hurt but still errybody in the prison be overreacting. why would daya pick up the gun btw seems so random.

at least vauseman is still going strong lol I actually found myself feeling sorry for Piper this season. she was so annoying last season. ok nvm no one else seems to ship them anymore.

Nicky's storyline was so meh like she got clean then un clean then clean like please make up your mind.

I really like the maria vs piper storyline this season tho so drama jesus nazi branding was terrifying

omg i just can't i think that was the fastest i have ever binged watched something. IT WAS SO GOOD THO OMG

poussey and asian chick were so cute :(

feeling empty inside what am i going to do for the next 363 days. Game of Thrones is ending in like a week. and I'm not addicted to anything else atm. so what to do. FUCK OITNB WAS SO GOOD

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not cool

I look so much like my father holy shit like if you put long hair on him thats me HAHAHAHAH except he's a lot skinnier

so much marking to do before tomorrow ha ha ha ha ha (that was yesterday)

started watching season 4 of oitnb its pretty good LOL

also watching so many Where Are They Now? Oprah videos lol. Damn these are very sad stories.

Sorry I do not have much to blog about today. My driving is still quite tragic. I went through Cabramatta and saw my Auntie and told her jump in da car cus she lived close and I was like homie I can give you a lift.

SO BOREDOM

omfg

wtf just happened in oitnb with the winged eyeliner latino girl and the baby mouse and flies what the actual fuck

awwwww that latino mum is getting out of jail yay!! sorry i'm not trying to be racist but i don't know their names

HOLY SHIT BATTLE OF THE BASTARDS COMING OUT TMR HOLY SHIET

I'm actually loving this season of oitnb so far hahahaha

i need to distract myself from tutoring send help sned serious help excited for xinon'gs murder mystery but at the same time its on sat night so i have to mark all work before then and i know i won't want to and everything is just a mess

OMG GO RED HAHAHAHAHAH SHE IS THE BESTZ

morello is so paranoid she needs to chill

omfg tucky do not go back to your rapist what are you doing

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Freedom is Slavery

I'm so susceptible to propaganda. This is kind of scary. I live in a Labor 500% safe zone so whatever I vote is not going to make a difference but saying that I'm still going to vote for Labor Party. Or should I go for the Greens lmao do I even have a Green's candidate in my area? who knows. I'm so uninformed.

This is kind of scary. 

Can't slow my brain down when I sleep......keep thinking about tutoring and what a bad teacher I am lmao i hate these thoughts fuck

tHIS IS so cute and funny omg

OMG LOVED ZOOTOPIA JESUS IT WAS SUCH A GOOD MOVIE HELP

LOVE THE CHARACTERS IT WAS SO ORIGINAL (I THINK) THE LITTLE MOUSE GODFATHER AND HIS DAUGHTER WERE SO FUNNY OMG I JUST CAN'T IT WAS SO GOOD

this guy went on got talent last year but is only officially releasing the cover now? i don't understand.

so bored help. so much tutoring work to do -.-

After I hand off my year 9 classes to Jimmys and the year 12s finish i'll only have two year 5 classes which means very little money per week. at the same time I don't want to take anymore classes...so idk. I need to start prepping for the year 12 class at 6 tonight lol

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dancing on my own

sorry been so afk

Basically studying for lots of things

phys exam was like ok idk there was a question that was like calculate the escape velocity for a black hole

im having major h2s farts because had a HSP today at Amys

"no one" ep had so much potential to be good but they cut out all the good action parts sad it was still a good episode

omg the episode title and preview for next week tho

need to keep studying now

i hate tutoring

I AM SICK RN i havent been sick for half a year fml

LAST EXAM TOMORROW THEN I AM FREE

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VIVID dreamz

Woke up at 9 today and couldn't go back to sleep because I was dreading teaching the year 5s so much lol.

Today was by far the best year 5 lesson I have had EVER omg I left feeling so happy.

I feel like this happiness will disappear next week when they revert to being all bratty and stuff. BUT whatever they were so good today! Like they were being quiet and working hard and stuff and hnnnnnnnng just love it when they do their work. Played maths football (even tho its really maths basketball) which was a game Jimmy taught us lol. I used to get so nervous playing maths football jaysus. I remember vsing Harely one time and we got 5 x 2 and i had a total mind fart...

some of the children finished their hwk in class so I'm expecting some complaints next week from parents who are like "WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE THEM H/W THIS WEEK" and if I'm like I did they just finished in in class they'll be like "WELL YOU DIDN'T GIVE THEM ENOUGH" blah blah blah like jaysus they just had a test calm down.

I asked them what presents they wanted if they did well in the test and they said smiggle stationery HAHAHA. fml tho because smiggle stuff is so damn expensive. i feel like the kids can tell that I think they're dumb sometimes lol

also feng saw a couple at vivid who reminded her of my parents bcus they were taking selfies and stuff and guess what it was my parents O_O

omg i drove to jimmys at like peak hour jimmy traffic today like so many parents were picking up their children and stuff so there was nowhere to park and like i had 10 mins to class and it was just a mess I parked like 50 m from the centre omfg.

It hurts me everytime i see you realise how much i need u. why am i still listening to this fucking song.

i am dying of da hiccups omfg

up to around ep 15 of Jane the Virgin. It is still ok so far... THE CHARACTERS ARE A BIT CARTOONISH THO which i dislikE

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A whole new world

Such awkward moment when you see someone irl then go home and check fb and realise that it was their birthday.

First time driving by myself today. I feel like the world is so much more accessible now that I can drive. I don't wait half an hour for trains and like walk 100 m to the station. I can just go whenever I want.

I JUST HATE PARKING OMG. Literally took me like 3 minutes to do a simple perpendicular park. Luckily there was no one around otherwise seriously would've like panicked and just hit someone.

Just as I went to the car after tutoring, I saw Alex walking around the corner and true to his smug self he was like "oh do u do 1141? I saw the exam paper and it looked fun". Then when I reversed out of Jimmys I was so cautious and scared I was going to hit someone.  (also i waited for Alex to disappear before I pulled out bcus I didn't want him to see my tragic driving). I feel like the whole time driving home I was like pls no one die because of me

Like I was defs not checking properly when changing lanes and stuff srsly. 

But also its so easy to speed lol I think I'm a really bad driver.

I have to drive tomorrow again but its going to be hella busy because I have class at ~ 1 which is the busiest time :( Hope class tomorrow isn't going to be as bad as class last week fml I am dreading it so much like this is not a healthy occupation for me.

HAHAHAH WTF

I really should be studying for physics. 

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Colours of the Wind

woops this was supposed to post last night ~~~~~~~~`

The last three days can be summed up with

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Um so I kinda stuffed up my maths test today just hoping everyone else did just as badly lmao because I skipped almost 10 questions??? like literally raw mark gonna be 60-70. Not even sure if I did the simple ones correctly.

Lol first exam today the hall wasn't actually as big as I thought it was going to be but still pretty huge. 

I am so screwed for physics no joke.

Anyway I went over to Amy's on Wednesday literally studied the most we have studied the whole semester. Wednesday night and Thursday morning + arvo we finished all the exercises and were so tired afterwards. Then I did most 1141 past papers and lol couldn't do 3/4 of it. Amy would not stop singing Colors of the Wind omfg. 

and now begins the terrible weekend of tutoring.

Just came back from 4u tutoring lol what a mess. Drove home with my dad because he didn't want me driving by myself even though I'm on my P's??? Whatever he lets me drive to tutor tmr all g.

have so much year 5 homework to mark fuck my life.

watching GMM instead of doing work. good 1 Serena.

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PASSED MY P'S

me when he handed me my P plates

Yer a wizard SeZZA

HAHAHAHAHA YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

i got 104/107 what a star

Ok I almost killed my examiner and he was so pissed at me but he still let me pass.

So this is what happened. BASICALLY first thing I fucked up before even pulling out of the RTA...he told me to turn the car on to check lights and everything and lol i accidentally turned the engine on cus i didn't know what he meant but he was like no not the engine and i was like whut and he had to like do it for me and it was just a mess. He was not too kind either....very stoic and not interested in chit chat.

He told me I was doing course 1 (which was the easy one) with kurb side stop and a three point turn. Inside I was like yassssssssssssssssss cus those are fucking easy compared to reverse parallel.

Everything was going smoothly for like 15 mins then I fucked up again. He told me to curb side stop on this road that was slightly slanting upwards but I didn't put the handbrake up the whole way so when I took my foot off the foot brake the car slid for like a millisecond before I put my foot back on the brake and lmao inside I was like holy shit

Then at this give way sign I checked side to side but didn't check forwards properly and I went inside the road for a metre then saw this oncoming truck and I slammed on the foot brake and like damn inertia sent us both FLYING

It was at this point that I was like there is no way I can fuck up more than I already have...but it somehow happened.

The examiner told me to turn left at the second traffic light. So I passed one traffic light and like I wasn't concentrating properly and I forgot what he said so I was 10 m from this street and suddenly turned left. I was going at about 55 km/h lmao so the turn was literally so dangerous and he was like wtf I told you to turn at the 2nd traffic light WHAT ARE YOU DOING and it was just way too dangerous like jaysus if there was a car in the street I was turning into we could've died.

It was then that I truly knew that I had failed.

He told me to do a three point turn and I did and that was all g but I was like there is no hope left.

We drove back to the RTA and I did like a perpendicular park with nose to the curb and it was so shit like one of my wheels were touching the line but he didn't give me a chance to fix it he was just like "ok shut engine off lets go" and he walked so far ahead of me and looked so angry so when I saw my driving instructor I was like

but then he called me up and I saw the tick on the PASS box and just yass jesus say yes

So yas that was a good morning

Saw this on REACT and holy shit its so addictive

Also the twins on Jane the Virgin are famous from their YT channel?? I did not know.

omg wtf am i doing lol.

Jan told me I failed cus I still spoiled the got ep from the gif

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"The Broken Man" (Game of Thrones S06E07)

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tHE BROKEN MAN was a pretty good episode. lol me making gifs because i don't want to study.

THE HOUND IS BACK!! I'm one of those like "yeh I knew that was coming" because CLEGANEBOWL GET HYPED. welcome back hound killl everyone yay

lmao the internet is so weird

 Arya was so dumb omg what did she think was going to happen.

get in ma belly (ARYA GETTING STABBED BY HER LONG LOST GRANDMA)

she is a broken man too

NEVER trust old fucking ladies OK. the stabbing reminds of wed redding nastiness tbt lol

OH YEH LYANNA MORMONT WHAT A BOSS lol lyanna on the iron throne for 2016 its her year
SOMEONE MADE DIS AND ITS SO ACCURATE. shes so cool tho cus shes like 10 honestly so much sass

Ooft that burn about whether sansa was a lannister or a bolton tho

um lannister storyline is quite funny lol

um margaery such a snake good on her

what else??????? idk i have a bad memory. good bye.

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flooding / My Anaconda Don't

on the verge of tears today whilst teaching because they were being so loud and I couldn't shut them up and I felt so bullied and it was just sad like I legitimately just gave up at one point. like I was so close to crying I couldn't even speak otherwise the tears would've just flowed

I'm way too sensitive and unlikeable to be a teacher

I still feel shitty now but I have to magic up my engineering assignment in less than 7 hours I think whatever deity up above is punishing me

everything is flooding (the river between carramar and canley is almost up to the train tracks lmao). who wants to go for a swim (and never come back) like you know how sometimes you imagine like what would happen if you died? I feel like dying would be such an easy escape but I don't think I will ever reach a point of loneliness/sadness to have to do it.

my life is a mess I really don't think I can do this for much longer. I just feel so sad all the bloody time and I wish I was happier but I just can't.

me rn:

I can't even concentrate cus I'm so sad/angry

thinking about the year5s just makes my mood plummet

ok I'm going to try to forget about it for now then do my engo assignment

So my engo group for ENGG1000 was called My Anaconda Don't

just submitted my engo report

most stressful night of my entire life honestly the worst thing ever my fault for starting it so late but I just can't with my year 5s I'm still thinking about it and like wtf did I do in my life for them to not wanna listen to me

anyway I should really stop thinking about it

going to watch shitloads of jane the virgin and cry myself to sleep

ok im watching jane the virgin im kinda forgetting about my sadness i just hope i have a nice sleep tonight

omg its 2:30am i just finished 3 episodes of jane the virgin help us all

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Je Veux Mourir

Back when I was working at KFC I actually did see Jessica from 3rd grade but I was too ashamed to say hi HAHAHA. I think we both recognised each other but didn't say anything. I packed her damn chicken she better have liked it. 

I am already looking at my life and having much regrets. biggest regret: KFC. I wish I blogged during those KFC dark days. Idk why I did that shit honestly. Finished work at like 11 sometimes, would also come home tired from mopping the floor and smelling like chicken oil :( being pressured to work even though I was sick...etc. what a nasty place. 

Je voudrais du jambon

So I think tutoring is sucking my life because every time Saturday comes around my mood just goes poof bye happiness see you again at 4:20 Sunday. tbh I think I was just not meant for life because like why am I here pls if anyone knows let me know because rn there is no reason for me to be on this earth.

Idk what the point of this blog post is. OH RIGHT I'm doing this because I don't want to do my work.

All my cousins passed their P's on the first go. literally going to bring dishonour to my family on Tuesday.

I think I went through like a Jenna Marbles youtube phase a few years ago. I have so many phases but I distinctly remember this one because I watched quite a few of her videos. I subscribed to her around the time when she uploaded "Pipe the Fuck Down" with the random spiderman cut out in the background. Y'all remember when she used to do those stream of consciousness video descriptions?

So yeh after that lil phase I stopped watching her videos because I was like shes not funny blah blah lame

BUT THEN I just watched her recent "Reacting To My Old Videos" and I feel like I should just start watching her videos again because she's such a genuinely nice person. Such a strange reason but trust me after you watch this you will be like holy shit I always thought you were this shallow drunk blonde thing that just shoots out fuck every 3 seconds BUT you are actually really cool person.

Anyway I feel bad and you should watch this

OmG Jane the Virgin FINALLY broke up with Michael bye white boi HELLO RAPHAEL I ship them way more anyway.

Jane the Virgin reminds of like campy TV tho? Idk it just seems so ~~~~ compared to game of thrones which requires so much time and effort. Gina Rodriguez is velly good actress tho

cya later

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physics damsel in distress

This has been my first productive day in like 5 weeks. I did ALMOST 2 physics sets in like 3 hours and was not distracted for most of that time.

Physics mek me cry legit after i read the question i'm like

then i just read the solutions

TBT to when i was allegedly physics queen. I wasn't then and unfortunately I'm still not now.

OMG JANE THE VIRGIN IS SERIOUSLY SO GOOD

Jane and Michael's relo is so bleurgh. Up to episode 5 :)

also djokovic is the first tennis player to surpass $100 million dollars in earnings. Tragic because Federer is on lik $98 mil atm and he didn't even play french open -.- SO CLOSE. AND ALSO back when federer won most of his grand slams the prize money was like 1 mil but nowadays they are 3-4 mil #cantcompare

federer is goat

had a pretty tragic 4u lesson today. I made silly mistakes all the time so sad. have mountains and mountains of homework to mark rip i hate my life. ALSO after every 9F test I mark, my mood just like drops because i honestly have no idea what I'm doing wrong but they just don't get it.

ON THE BRIGHT SIDE getting free krispy kreme with my cousins in about 10 mins. yay.

ok i am back that krispy kreme was good. ty random website for beautiful so beautiful i cri

my nikes have a rip in them :( so sad but as long as I wear black socks the hole is not too noticeable.

talked shit about some infamous sydney girls with my cousin lol bitching is fun BUT DON'T DO IT it turns your soul black

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Not Today

*be prepared for a blog post filled with shitty photos of HALF EATEN/empty bowls because I forgot to take photos when the food was in whole form*

Posted this to snapchat on monday but not sure if i blogged about it. BAsically this is where most of the marks for my ENGG1000 course are coming from

ummmmmmmmmmmmmm it was too top heavy so the arm had difficulty like staying upright but everything moved so we will get ok for it i think

 Went sleepover at amy's yesterday, we did nothing the whole night. Her mother made some very nice chicken stroganoff, egg thing and tofu. Then we made some very strange youtube videos because Amy insists we start a channel called Seramy Phuong? idek like I would totes post the video we made up here but there would be so much judgement like more judgement than usual

Next morning with met up with Mei and went to eat some yummy Arisun. We ordered hot pot:

black bean noodle (yum delicious) DOESN'T THAT LOOK APPETISING

AND THIS ARISUN POMEGRANATE COCKTAIL THING THAT WAS REALLY NICE there was barely any alcohol in it. like it tasted kinda like a cruiser but without the fizz

do you see that shot glass on the table? mei had ONE of those and started getting really weird. keep in mind this pomegranate cocktail had about the same concentration of alcohol as a cruiser. 

Amy started getting strange as well

Well yeh that happened. Then we went to N2 to get icecream and ran into Kim (who works there) and ANNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kim looked so struggle working there by herself and serving like 10 people. but lol we left after 2 minutes because Mei and Amy no longer felt like N2.

Then we went to Tom n Toms where Mei bought a green tea latte and we kinda just chilled for a little.

After a while we left to get Aqua S and here is my sad little photo of my ice cream. I had the sea salt yassssss and lemon cheesecake not so yasssssss.

oMFG then we parted ways and I made my train!!!

As the train was pulling up to central this girl sat next to me and like you know how when ppl sit next to you, you always glance at them to kinda suss them out in case its an old pedophile or something?

WELL I looked at her quickly and then i was like hang on a sec and then she looked at me and then she was like NO WAY BECAUSE IT WAS YVONNE FROM GEORGES HALL LMAO. I don't even remember if I was really good friends with her back then but she was pretty close with Amy. Funny because Amy was just talking about her a few days ago and how she was dating this other boy from Georges Hall. She's so friendly and talkative and one of those people you can just keep talking to????? idk. She told me how you have to sit through an interview to become like a VSA PR person. pretty cool.

she went to East Hills High School and I feel like she picked up a lil bit of like arab in her soul or something because when she left she said YALLAH bye (even with the slight throat gargle) and I was like bye!!

Shes asian..

OMFG JANE THE VIRGIN IS SO FUNNY

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