Do you have a plan?

I started watching Friends from Season 1 a few days ago? I feel like I need to go through this phase to be a more cultured person. That and its fucking funny and the eps are only 20 mins long so I can watch one and feel satisfied without it taking up a huge chunk of my time. Phoebe's one liners mek me laff.

Do you ever just feel really repulsed by socialising (esp in the morning) and then someone you kind of know spots you and inside you're just screaming for them to fuck off but no you have to reject them in a civil way so you plug in your earphones and turn them up to full volume and go on your phone and hope they don't say hi but they tap you on your shoulder (JUST IN CASE YOU COULDN'T HEAR THEM) and pull some SHIT like

and then you say hi back in the most monotone depressing way ever and hope they get the message but they still fucking try to talk to you even though you are clearly giving them gtfo signs and then their brother sticks his face in your face and says "WHY DO YOU THINK HE'S ALWAYS FRIENDZONED" and you're just like WHY THE FUCK DID I COME TO UNI TODAY

Honestly what am I doing I have a MMAN test to study for

update: MMAN test was definitely better than last time but I'm still not entirely sure I did the things right. LAST BLOCK TEST FOR THIS SEM!!

Also currently questioning my stupid decision to book 3 movies during finals I'm kinda like uhhhhhhhhhh maybe I should study??? again,

********************

MOVIE STUFF

********************

Cannes Closing Ceremony

When you missed out on lit group chat Cannes news last night 

Sofia Coppola won Best Director for The Beguiled (what a fucking boss) and Joaquin Phoenix won best actor. Guess who decided to come out of her glass coffin to support him YES its that bitch :/ 

someone wake me up in August/September when the trailer for MM comes out, pull me out of my cave when it's released and then ship me off to the US of A to watch them receive their Oscars.

lmao why do I care so much

Todd missed out for Wonderstruck like he missed out for Carol what's new

Read More

its RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

FUCK ME FUCKING DEAD HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAH

******* I can't be the only one that's realised my blog posts are becoming more and more incoherent.

Thursday

WOW so I just finished my last lesson at TAFE and everything went wrong

I've vented enough to Amy, FD and Stephen but fuck me I feel so ughhhhhhhhhh because like we've been working on this for so long but one team member just fucked up her valve design and had no idea what she was doing and it was just a motherfucking mess. FUCK

Everything else was pretty bang on perfect why why why why why why

Our pump did not pump a balloon up today... so we're going to lose a lot of marks

I blocked Amy because I was feeling shit and could not deal with her jokingly blaming me about Queensland tickets I ain't mad I just sad

I'm not tearing up its just my epiphora

A lust for life keeps us alive

do re mi fa so fucking done with you

I want to fall asleep to aggressive black music

Friday

when you can't handle the roasts

lmao fd said pedo formed

wish i wasn't soul-less

********************
MOVIE STUFF
********************

another man who happens to be a god (I say a lot of people are gods but legit he is one) I LOVE THIS VIDEO ITS SO WELL MADE. fucking mindblowing visual effects wizard much wow 

RAW (2017)

Dir. Julia Ducournau

"shit's fucked"

So this is about a vegetarian who goes to vet school and starts getting cannibalistic.... urges?

What a weird weird movie. Couple of scenes were hella disturbing but nothing too crazy

uMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM very very intriguing but I legit have nothing else to say besides that it was pretty fucked up. Watch it if you aren't freaked out by weird shit like this. 

Mild spoiler: there's one scene where she eats a finger like a chicken wing....  My sister and I were screaming at the TV and going like 

WONDER

OMG I FUCKING LOVE JACOB TREMBLAY IM CRYING HE'S SO CUTE

FUCK HE'S SO PURE SHIT NEK MINNIT HE GOES THROUGH PUBERTY NO 

Read More

congratulations

Can someone tell me if this song is even good?? I'm not sure. I lack objectivity I'm just so obsessed with it. 

Had 3 hours of sleep last night because guess what I LEFT MY FUCKING MMAN LAB REPORTS TO THE LAST MINUTE AGAIN UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH so many graphs to make and data sets to enter I fucking was so SO SO OVER IT. It was relatively easy compared to prev lab reports though

Handed it in, then went to WIE BBQ. We ran out of sausages halfway through our event cus the turnout was a lot bigger apparently.... saw Lianne and she looked like she was about to die. Poor law studentz. We actually got a lot of signups

Wow this is a sad life I was sitting by myself after WIE BBQ waiting for Beryl and then Lizzie jump scared me and invited me to study with her friends because I looked lonely. I COULD FEEL THE CONDESCENSION IN HER VOICE like I think she just felt bad for me and was trying to be nice BUT HONESTLY

Now at lib with Beryl and she's actually studying but here I am writing my snide bullshit from a dark room

SHOOKETH #1 - GAME OF THRONES TRAILER DROPPED

Yo this has this me so fucking hyped

Game of Thrones comes out the day after my last exam... is this fate?

This was such a popular opinion that now its become an unpopular one so here I go: may rage quit if Dany dies because I really want her on the Iron Throne even though she's a bit dumb sometimes and makes stupid choices but it will also be a bit predictable if she does win because she was the frontrunner from the beginning so who knows I just don't see this ending well for her.

The only thing we know for certain is this that this show is going to make me very upset.

Side note how have none of the main cast died tragically yet I feel like this would be a very likely statistical possibility because there are so many of them?

SHOOKETH #2 - THE BEGUILED REVIEWS

asdjkavdlajsdflaefalvdasldfjlajdfaldjfldfjaldjf so many gr8 people working on one movie just stop and fucking the "token male" colin farrell is so funny too. I love watching press conferences for movies I haven't even seen yet lmao

SHOOKETH #3

Trying to angle my laptop screen so that Beryl can't see me google "Beyonce waving"

someone: carol is good but blue is the warmest color-
me: pic.twitter.com/IwtJnqEAcc

— willa (@eviIbag) May 20, 2017

Read More

WHAT ARE THOSE

Yesterday

Guys I want to fucking die its like 24 hours before my pitch and I'm already getting that sick feeling in my stomach. YO I SWEAR TO IM NOT GNA ABLE TO SLEEP BECAUSE OF THIS SHIT FUCKing WHY. should I just be like Joyce and take a shot beforehand.

Is there an occupation where I just don't have to do...anything?

I've seen these interviews once or twice and by once or twice I mean maybe a couple a hundred times

Doing FD's assignment because better than scrolling tumblr

Today

Phuc picked my cousin and I up from our townhouse to go to Cabra and pick up the sugar cane juice for our VSA event. Legit authentic, fresh af juice from one of the two stores on that bendy road in Cabra and it was pretty cheap as well?? They filled a huge dispensing bottle for us and froze a few cups so that we could mix them both together to get it really cold. We also bought 4 pork rolls for a wholesome breakfast.

Phuc drove us to uni (no near death experiences this time) then just set up with Amy and Selina. Everything ran really smoothly today cus it was such a simple event. Barely any execs were present so like we felt no pressure to stick to the roster and everyone except Joanne was ceebs promoing HAHAHA. This girl's confidence like can I get summa that

OMG SPEAKING OF CONFIDENCE I DID MY PITCH!!! 

Lmao so I had to represent WIEsoc at the Engsoc pitch fair because I STUPIDLY VOLUNTEERED FML. I met up with Guy an hour beforehand to practice our pitch where we had to explain what WIE was in 3 minutes and also convince these industry reps to give us more money. 

I HAD NOT MEMORISED MY PARTS and I tried to during VSA event but nah it was just not going into my head but he hadn't really memorised his fully either so it all g. Wow my VSA and WIEsoc shirts look identical if you don't really look closely lmao.

Aileen our Treasurer and Guy our ... idk what his title actually is. 

So yeah I was like really nervous beforehand but once I got up there I wasn't nervous anymore?? I think I don't have a fear of public speaking its just the thought of it scares me.  Lmao I was standing so awkwardly on the side when Guy was saying his stuff like what am I supposed to do?!!

THIS BITCH ACTUALLY HELPED GET MONEY FOR HER SOCIETY

Met Amy at this cafe near central where we just camped online to buy Ed Sheeran tickets. It ended up going super well and we got 6 tickets front standing. Now we have to sell the old ones we got before.... 

Went to Amy's house and we baked these sweet strawberry macarons... mixed feelins about them.

Have an elec Lab test tmr I haven't studied for yes cool 10 / 10

Read More

lover come back

Friday

Was at Amy's house. She studied and we watched The Parent Trap and How To Be Single. Parent Trap was such an iconic childhood movie for me I would rewatch that shit all the time. Now I watch it and it's a pretty mediocre movie but fuck I have so much nostalgia I can't hate it. The cabin prank, ear piercing, camping trip scenes are all burned in my memory + the songs

 ICONIC UGH I LOVE THIS MOVIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Saturday

Tutored, was v chill my kids are dead silent except for these two at the back who occasionally speak to each other and I tell them off when they speak for longer than 10 seconds because I can't handle noise so thank buddha for giving me this class.

JO TURNS 18

Went to Joanne's 18th birthday at her grandma's house. Got way too lit... here are some photos. VSA were supposed to all wear black because we predicted she would pass out and then we would attend her funeral.

yeah the VSA

Had a somewhat regretful d&m with Selina on the grass but I don't really remember what we talked about?? always suspected she was part of the Le family cus of the glasses but was confused because her surname as Le Khac and that's all I rmbr. Oh also I was lying on her arm and kept asking her if I was cutting off the blood supply to her fingers HAHAHA

 

Um I called Amy halfway through the night after I ended up on the ground cus Andy pushed me there and then apparently I said "hmm should I chunder" in a really cutesy voice then I just stuck a finger down my throat and vomited whilst still on the phone with her.

Phuc, Lit-ly and Will Sexton were the most fucked up

Birthday girl was on the floor 5 minutes after we arrived

Lmao Kevin tried to ask me for math help and I replied with 

"Im dur k"

Stephen was drunk from Shreyas' and called and tried to come meet up with me but I was too gone to respond so my VSA people answered for me and I think they thought he was a creep and kept trolling him lmao.

Parents picked Amy and I up and like I was so lit I remember walking out of the house with the "18" balloons still tied to me and I chundered in the car as well but I'm such a responsible drunk it all went in a bag. 

Had the shittest sleep I woke up every hour from 1-7 to chunder?? and it tasted like tar towards the end cus I think the chunder was coming from my actual stomach and it was mixed with all the acid and shit idk IT WAS JUST FUCKING NASTY.

Still drunk, I made honey tea at 5:30am  to wash out the taste then at 6:30 I woke up and chundered that out as well. My neck really hurts as well maybe from when I fell on the grass... Yeah around 6:30 was my last chunder sesh then I had a relatively peaceful sleep until 12pm.

Sunday

Ded, got roasted by parents for drinking so much. Did nothing. Picked up Amy from Bankstown, went to her house and ate some bo chin + pastries my mum made. I napped at her house for a solid 1.5 hours and had some really really weird dreams.

Tutored Kevin on some lovely Atomic Absorption Spectroscopy then drove home. My neck still fucking hurts. Not getting drunk for another few weeks legit I feel like death

PUBLIC SPEAKING MAKES ME SHAKE WITH NERVOUSNESS WHAT THE FUCK I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS SHIT I VOLUNTEERED TO MAN A STALL NOT EMPOWER WOMEN

Dis man is a god. hE'S LITERALLY MOVING 1 FINGER AT A TIME BUT IT SOUNDS SO CLEAN. I'm obsessed with this song.

********************

MOVIE STUFF

********************

PSA: LOVESONG IS ON NETFLIX 

http://filmeditors.tumblr.com/post/160849117637/im-jessie

~TRAILERS~

Just movie trailers that have recently come out and I REALLY WANT TO SEE THEM ??

The Glass Castle

Hmm The Glass Castle trailer (Brie Larson, Woody Harrleson, THE SAME DIRECTOR AS SHORT TERM 12!!!) looks really good. Like Captain Fantastic 2.0? Looks v v aesthetic

Okja

When this played for the first time at Cannes the Netflix logo got booed lmao. FILM SNOBS. Looks so cute though. 

I didn't like Snowpiercer but I think I'll like this.

Wonderstruck

Todd Haynes is making a new movie with deaf actors yes say what he's a genius he will save humanity

One of the kid actors at the press conference in Cannes was asked "What was it like working with Todd" and he replied with "I saw Carol and I was like ... wow that's really cool" like aren't u a little young to be watching Carol but k00l I love it anyone who likes Carol is an amazing human bean

unrelated but cannes 2015...what a time to be alive too bad Year 12 me was busy studying for the HSC what a fucking loser HONESTLY get a life SERENA WHAT THE HELL look at them smiling during their 10 MINUTE STANDING OVATION omg I can't its 2:30am and I'm getting the feels 

do y'all think I can go a week without making some sort of reference to Carol cus so far that's not going so well

Semester One 2017

Read More