Higher Powers Taking a Hold Of Me

11:23 - doing 9B reports ✓
12:30 - shower ✓
1 - start 9F reports  ✓ 

I WILL NEVER STOP LOVING THESE GIFS

I'm a bit behind schedule though its like 2:30 now

2 - start engo assignment ✓ 
3:30 - go to Jimmy/read up on what I'm teaching them today ✓ 
4:30 - teach dem 4u kids ✓ 
7 - home and finish off engo assignment ✓ (handed it in at 7:49 I wasn't cutting it close to 8PM deadline at all)
8 - dinner ✓ 

HOLY SHIT IM SO GOOD UNDER PRESSURE

9 - starting planning lessons for tomorrow :O (I'm the most organised mofo you will ever meet)
10 - make pancakes for the fam ✓
12 - starting planning lessons for tomorrow :O (I'm the most organised mofo you will ever meet) ✓
1:30 - DONE ✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓
1:35 - sleep. Night y'all. ✓

One of the most productive days I have had in a while (since everything was due today)

8 - wake up to a new term of tutoring some ungrateful year 9s. Gotta love it. 

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i hate you i love you

been obsessed with that song for like 2 days now.

theres something legitimately wrong with me. How can one procrastinate so much?

NOODLES.

update #81234728 still haven't finished Jimmy reports...and to think I have to do this all over again in 10 weeks.

800 words engineering bullshit due Friday 8pm
Lesson plans for 5 classes this weekend not done
3 classes worth of reports due tomorrow
Calculus exam on Monday

I really need someone to tell me to get off my ass and do things. Like a personal shame woman. SHAME ME NOW I'M BLOGGING INSTEAD OF WRITING REPORTS.

Also I am honestly such a terrible friend I told someone to break up with their significant other Amy can testify to this I can't give advice its just always shit.

I was looking for TV dying gifs and just spoilt it for myself that _______ dies in the Walking Dead :( fml.

Heres the life sucks playlist by Spotify for my fellow angsty brothers and sisters who want to feel even more angsty even though that angst is highly invalid because I have a home and I have food and I'm not a hobo and I have all my limbs and I'm not paralysed and I haven't been abused and I have all my family members but sorry I'm still angsty idk if you can deal with that

OMFG IT IS NOW 3AM AND I JSUT FINISHED MY 9C REPORTS. ONLY 9B AND 9F TO GO WOOOOOH (LITERALLY WHAT IS MY LIFE) 

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Master Procrastinator oops and "The Red Woman"

The last three days have just about gone the exact same way

Wake up late, do nothin for about 12 hours, do 1 hour of work, go to sleep.

Not sure if y'all have seen this tedtalk

I was like yeh I totes relate to this ha ha all is good and well then he started turning serious and he was saying how being a procrastinator is fine as long as you have deadlines but when you don't have deadlines shit goes downhill

Like thats been me this weekend. My Jimmy boss told me to send them soon and like soon is not a deadline so I still havent done them. Same with groupwork Denga told me to send it by Saturday night but thats not an exact deadline so i did it Sunday morning HAHHAAHAHA 

He was talking about more serious stuff tho like getting out of a shitty relationship and all that but I mean same principle applies here

I can't deal with not having deadlines.

So ye now its Tuesday and I still havent done my jimmy reports :S

THIS POST IS DARK AND FULL OF SPOILERS

*READ AT YOUR OWN RISK* *LITERALLY STOP NOW IF YOU HAVENT SEEN THE LATEST EPISODE.*

Sooooo............ Even if you aren't a Game of Thrones fan you can probably understand that if you wait one year for a show to return, YOU WOULD BE REALLY FUCKING EXCITED.

And dayum I was so excited yesterday. I woke up (it was Anzac Day) and my parents were making me breakfast and before I ate I went to check if it was available for download yet and yassssssssss it was so defs hacked at that lil down arrow button on kickass torrents. MY BODY WAS READY.

It took longer than expected to download so lol I just kinda did nothin until it was done.

THEN I WATCHED IT.

Opened with a panning shot to Jon Snows very clearly dead dead body. I forgot what else happened. wait. oh yeh Jon's lil loyal brothers protect his body while FUCK OLLY smuggly looks on as Alliser Thorne tries to get in da room to burn Jon's body. 

All the royals in Dorne got murdered. Dayum Trystane's death was brutal. Also I am havin to google all these names because I have no clue how to spell them. Honestly getting so pissed at this Ellaria Sand chick (aka jealous Bingley sister in bollywood's Bride and Prejudice) like can you stop killing people and acting so bitchy wtf did Trystane ever do to you.

oMG and Cersei's face when she sees Jaime and Myrcella's dead body rip what a sad sad world but also looking forward to seeing her zombie warrior fuck shit up.

fINALLY See Margaery bein all sad and dat in the prison. Shes still refusing to confess.

Arya's storyline in Bravos is starting to get interesting. Shes basically getting beat up by that other no one chick and tryna learn to live blind. Did y'all see Maisie William's insta where she suprised some people throwing a Game of Thrones watching party :O 

Ummmmmmmmm Daenerys' storyline also getting interesting. She has to go live with the wives of dead Khals tho :(

Mareen shit is getting boring I mean was it ever not boring tbh

Oh right and Sansa knighted Brienne yay. I was so scared Podrick was going to get killed in that sword fight :(

Also the moment everyone is talking about: THE RED WOMAN UNDRESSING THEN TURNING INTO AN OLD HAG. I skipped over the part where she started taking her clothes off cus my parents were like just around the corner but nek minnit THERES THIS NAKED FAT OLD LADY ON MY SCREEN AND IM LIKE WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF 

but old or young hopefully she can bring Jon Snow back.

holy fuck found this on Buzzfeed lmaO

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talk to me baby

I think I should go back to year 7 cus I'm such a twelvie.

Game Of Thrones first ep airs in the US tomorrow at 11 am Sydney time so should be available for download in the afternoon. Anyone up to watch it together? Also so many ppl hating on how Game of Thrones is such a shitty show now but tbh I just watch it for da fights and da juicy goss so i dont rly care. CAN'T WAIT FOR TOWER OF JOY FLASHBACK YASSSSSS NED STARK YASSSSSSSS

most excited for Jon & Arya's stories. Time to kick some ass gurl

Also not sure how I'm going to ask my parents to go Toga Party...they were pretty unhappy with me sleeping over after VSA LOL. Then gotta ask them if I can go CEUS cruise on the 13th shit

Time travelling back to Grey's Anatomy days. I miss having a show that would make me feel so sad and happy and like I was so invested in their relationships but now I look back and its kind of stupid. I mean they are fictional characters. Maybe I've just moved on but still I will always have a special place in my heart for Grey's Anatomy. Maybe when I'm old and frail I will rewatch it. How weird would it be tho all the actors would probs be dead already. Everyones getting so damn old.

A Bitter Song - Butterfly Boucher
Falling Awake - Gary Jules
Keep Breathing - Ingrid Michaelson
In My Veins - Andrew Belle
The Story - Brandi Carlile

Phase 1 results vs Phase 2 results. I knew I fucked up the assessment section LOL. ONE OF THE MARKERS GAVE ME 100% FOR MY PHASE 2 THO WOOOOOH

Tbh uni is not even that hard its just Jimmy just stresses me out. I feel pretty on top of shit for uni. Like maths is not actually that hard its just 4u stuff rn, chem is pretty easy once you get it, ENGG1000 i may or may not fail but yolo.

the only really bad thing is physics

literally what is happening.

aLSO why is everyone trying so hard for uni cus I feel like people are trying to do really well but i just want to do as well as I can without stressing. Idk.

Omg I forgot to blog about this epic social awkwardness fail I had in my maths lecture that Michelle witnessed HAHAHA SHE CAN TESTIFY TO HOW AWKWARD IT WAS.

Just to give you some context, I used to sit next to these two guys at Peak physics because all my SGHS physics peeps left me (I'm pretty sure I've complained about this before) and coincidentally in the same day at uni I bump into both of them but at separate times. So I bump into the first one in the morning and like he's really talkative so its fine. Then later in the day at my maths lecture I spot the other guy and I'm like holy shit should I say hi?? And hes rapidly walking towards Michelle and I so I'm just like fuck it I'll say hi. But this guy is like equally as shy as me so this is how our conversation went:

Me: "HEY MATTHEW!!"
Him: "OH HI!"
Me: "HOW ARE YOU DOING?"
Him: "GOOD"
*both smile for about 1 whole second*
*me sensing I have run out of things to say*
*both looking at each other like wut*
Me: "ok........BYE"
Him: "bye"
*he awkwardly backs away not sure what to say or do*

THEN ME AND MICHELLE LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND START LAUGHING CUS SHES LIKE OMG HHAHAH AHAHAH WTF WAS THAT and I'm like crying cus literally one of the most awkward encounters I have ever had.

This is why I don't get invited to things

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Last night was a mess

I think I should stop drinking

Called Amy and cried for an hour when I got home because why not. I wanted to become a serial killer.

I'd like to acknowledge a couple of people: Connie for talking to me for 52 minutes while I was on the train (literally shortest train ride ever it felt like 5 minutes and shit I may have said some things I shouldn't have but its ok you dished out the goss too xoxoxo LIKE we are united by mutual hate), FD for taking the train with me to Sydenham, Janet for asking if I was ok when I called her, and Yuan for walking me home from the station at 12. I dont think he knew I was drunk cus I'm a master at acting sober.

Last night was the first night where I was sad when I was drunk but w/e it was an experience and tbh I'm way less censored when I'm drunk so I just say shit that I think and everything is usually better like that. 

Have to start some assignments lol bye

aLSO iM BECOMING SUCH A PROFICIENT DRIVER I had my driving lesson at 10 (like 10 hours after I drank but I'm pretty sure I had less than 10 standard drinks so I was probably sober) but I DIDN'T EVEN STUFF UP TODAY. Like I stuffed up once but no one died so its ok.

I finished my lesson at another girl's house who had her lesson directly after mine. She only had like a few lesson previously so she was sooooooooooooooooo nooby and I was like wow I've actually improved so much.

Going to book my Ps test very very soon!! 

I can't perpendicular park??? Which is the easier one isnt it? idk

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VSA Cruise

I AM SO DIRTY I NEED TO BRUSH MY TEETH AND SHOWER OMG but going to meet Amy, Mei and FD soon so sad just gonna be a dirt potato.

So went to VSA. WHAT A NIGHT!!! I have no photos so I'm sad but it was so fun :D took 2 tho so we'll see how ratchet I look when they come out (EDIT I thought I took 2 but I actually took 3 lmao)

Skipped chem lecture to go to pres with Phuc's group. It was at The Star and everyone was hungry so Phuc and I got off early to buy food from Harbourside. We bought Giant Feast (now $42 wtf) and also bought family burger meal from Maccas. It is actually so worth $19.95 for 4 burgers, 4 fries and 4 drinks!!!

Then went to the hotel which was exactly the same as the one we bought for formal except it cost $80 cus Brenda who hired it has connections????

There were like 7 of us or something but Brenda's friends were coming later and Brenda was too nice to say no to them when they asked if they could come for pres and we were all like :/ when they came cus we didn't know them but w/e.

Had a few shots of Smirnoff right before we left at like 7 and the alcohol slowly kicked in as we were walking to the cruise. Basically we were supposed to get to the dock at 6:30 but everyone said the boat was going to leave late anyway but we were all fucking drunk halfway to the boat so we started bein public nuisances and screaming and running like WE'RE LATE RUN FORREST RUN. Brenda was outta control, Liz kept insisting she could walk in a straight line whilst Andy was trying to look after everyone lmao.

Before we got to the dock I called Sharon and she said they hadn't even started boarding yet so we were all like thank buddha

WE WERE SO DRUNK AT THE WHARF OMG EVERYONE COULDN'T STAND AND WE WERE ALL ROLLING INTO EACH OTHERS ARMS HAHAHAHAHAH but we had to wait so bloody long to get on the boat that we kinda sobered up. Some of the people who went to pres didn't get let on the boat tho :/

But fakKKKKKKKKK m8 when we got there ALL THE VIETS I HAVE EVER KNOWN WERE THERE OMG IT WAS SO FUN TO SEE EVERYONE like lots of Peak people (EVEN BEN DANG AND BRIAN CHAN HAHAHAHAHA), JIMMY WORKMATES (literally fuck my life I was so drunk I started screaming at two of them like "HAVE YOU DONE YOUR REPORTS!!?!?!?!!" and I rmbr Laurence dancing and screaming back "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!", SAW ME OI WORKMATES LIKE MANDY AND GABBY. Had a 20 min convo with Mandy when I lost my friends and started blabbing on about how I felt so left out at me oi when they talked in viet. THEN SHE WAS TELLING ME ABOUT ALL THE PEOPLE SHE WANTED TO FIRE HAHAAHA

saw my COUSIN YAH SHE THE REAL MVP, SAW SHARON, JESSIE met lots of randoms that I don't remember the names of...ALL THE VIETS WERE THERE

AND HOLY FUCK I DANCED SO MUCH it was just so euphoric

UM brenda got sent off to a restricted area of the boat cus she got too drunk lmao

Liz and I roamed around the boat for a while...LOOKING OUT OVER THE WATER IS SO NICE WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK LIKE ALL THE LIGHTS ARE JUST SO BRIGHT

also i wish I was drunk all the time it is so much easier to talk to people

THE CRUISE FELT SO SHORT OMG I WANTED IT TO GO ON FOREVER i look so oily but hair was like 1.5 days old so its understandable

But basically it docked at 11:00 so it was about 3.5 hours long (not long enough). We walked to the after party at home bar but we got there and there were like 6 people there which was sad so we just left. Walked to Maccas, they were closed, went back to the STar, bought some snack packs and devoured them LOL. rip money.

the rest was a chill night. WE played like one card game, tried to get drunk again but my gag reflex was havin none of that so everyone just kinda sobered up and went to sleep. WE FIT FOUR PEOPLE ON THE DOUBLE BED HAHAHAHA

Woke up dis morning, was going to go to chem lecture but left too late so i ceebs so now I'm here at haymarket, just caught up on yesterday's chem lecture and a bit of wednesday's phys lecture HAVE SO MUCH TO DO HOLY SHIT bye felicia bye see you when I die ALSO FUCKING ENGINEERING REPORT DUE SUNDAY, 5 CLASSES WORTH OF TERM 1 REPORTS DUE FOR JIMMY OMFG FUCK MY LIFE

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Teaching + Bojangling Sem 2

So I was wondering...do students succeed because of their own intelligence or because of their teacher? Or is it how hardworking they are? Or is it a weird mixture of all of them?

I've been marking the Year 5 exams for the past two days and for some reason the mark range in the 5B is way wider than the mark range of 5A.

In 5A most are floating around the 70-85 mark with a few exceptions but no one has gotten higher than 88.

In 5B I don't even have a range because like some kids getting 50 but I have three students already getting 90+ (BLESS THEIR SOULS). But seriously the three that got 90+, are they more intelligent than the kids in the 5A class or are they more hardworking? Because they have the same teacher?!?!

The thing is, as a year 5 kid you can't exactly be hardworking because who even studies in year 5. But the students who got 90+ consistently did their homework each week, but so did the students who got 80+. So what makes someone do well?

The answer is...I need to find that one class' lost homework literally asdfakdnv

Also we have a weekly waffle thing going on now where our maths group (idk if I can call it that) go and get make some free waffles outside MCIC. We do dat tmr.

Missed out on free viet coffee today from VSA because I was lower campus and they were outside library. How sad.

Saw Cath Guo eating by herself at Quad Food Court so went to join her to find out she was waiting for her bf and then I was like

But he was nice and lol it wasn't too bad in the end. Ran up to upper campus eventually to get two $5 gym junkie boosts, one for Stephen then went to maths where we all said we were going to listen and ended up bjoangling our timetables. I left early lol bcus ceebs calculus. This is what my next sem looks like atm

two 9am starts (death) but otherwise it's not terrible. I would prefer finishing earlier with less breaks but what can ya do. My Friday is so spaced out ugh...and not sure how 3 hours of COMP1917 on Monday is going to go.

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Miss Atomic Bomb

One milk tea, one milo milkshake, one mango magic and one coffee later

Making out we got the radio on. You're gonna miss me when I'm gone. You're gonna miss me when I'm gone.

Did nothing today. A quick prac on equilibrium (was quite fun actually), had Mamaks Village by myself, went engo lecture, hung out with engo group (played pool at roundhouse), started going to phys lecture again, stayed back after uni to do Maple tests with Phuc's group they so friendly, met Andy and Niina today :)

Still farting lots.

Made dinner for the first time since parents left lol. Had about 15 mins before train came so ducked down to woolies to grab some garlic, doritos and salsa. Made potato mash, stir fried some brocolli, marinated and fried a pork chop and fried an egg. Fried is the incorrect term. I microwaved it. Why? Because the pan I fried the pork chop in was dirty and I didn't want to rewash it. Also I only used 1 potato for the potato mash so I was like why do I need to use a pot to boil it in, I'll just use.........the microwave. MINIMISED THE EFFORT FOR EVERYTHING LOL and had less dishes to wash yassssssssssss

NEED TO SHIT bye

Also I lost one class' homework lmao totes pulling a Ms Ma rn.

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Fire and Blood wow so momentous

oops woke up at 1 today

told myself I was going to mark all tutor exams and write reports today. It is now 9:52pm and I have started neither one of those tasks

Instead I painted a house targaryen sigil on my diary and finished watching blood diamond

My blog titles are usually the most random things but today it's kind of relevant. So "Fire and Blood" are the Targaryen words, plus I watched BLOOD Diamond today, and as for the Fire, hmmmm my poop that I painted looks kinda like fire?? THIS GIRL IS ON FAIYAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Also shout out to the Luu Fam who gave me dinner today and my my when Nancy's mum brought it over I was like so emotional because if not for them I would've eaten three meals of instant noodles.

LOOK AT THIS FEAST (complete with PUMPKIN SOUP LIKE OMG)

Hmmm more momentous things happened today to someone THAT I OBVIOUSLY CANNOT DISCLOSE BUT LOL I WANT TO REMEMBER THIS DAY SO I WILL JUST POST THIS UP

Someone bought Knafeh today idk if after my recommendation or not?? I think I'm in a really unhealthy state of being EMOTIONALLY AND PHYSICALLY

I CAN'T KEEP LIVING LIKE THIS HAHAHAHAHAHH ITS BEEN LIKE 4 YEARS still HOPELESSLY DEVOTED fk

Should I just mope around like Sandy from Grease what a sad sad lady

Public blogs are just like you can't say what you wanna say but still I think when I look back I will know what I'm talking about HAHAHAHA

Wikihow has a page for everything wtf

Basically someone was like "I miss her" and I was like ":( y" but I was about to say y'all but it came out as y so it was like I was asking why but I wasn't actually and I'm just such a failure and I hope they don't read my blog

ALSO YASSSSS GOT CEUS CRUISE TICKETS THEY SOLD OUT IN 4 MINUTES LMAO

sometimes i feel like ron. I've got good intentions but I'm just clueless all the time.

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KNAFEH

Catch up on the last few days

Thurs: totes failed our robo sumo comp lol we got out after 1st round it was so sad 50% of the marks came from how well the robot did whilst other 50% comes from our report which Emily and i are responsible for since we did jack shit on the actual robot. In phys tute Michelle and I were fucking confused so we didn't do anything for one hour like honestly wtf is torque

Fri: went to uni, awks vibes in chem lecture because two people half broke up and like who do I sit with yenno. Waited for feng outside dominos but she was working overtime so just chilled at gloria jeans for a bit....then we ate some free pizza she got from work yum, went to galaxy world which was kinda sad cus we spent $10 and won two pens. Then went home and watched star wars the force awakens which i watched like a few days ago but yolo its good so idm watching it again. then we got drunk and called fd and started screaming things at her HAHAAHAHAHA and yah it was just chill night. My lil cousin who lives opposite me told me the next morning that "YOUR FRIEND WAS SWEARING SO LOUDLY"

Sat:
had a two hour driving lesson today I'm honestly so shit HAHAHAHA going to fail Ps fo sure at this rate. Then went to cabra and bought a roasted milk tea with herbal jelly from chatime yas (i think they do it the best) and went to teach 4u class. I love my 4u class lol they are so funny and just chill vibes all around. Plus we're doing graphing which you can't really teach...

Watched Alvin and the Chipmunks: ROAD CHIP after class because why not and it was pretty lame.

Took a nap, then went with cousins to try KNAFEH, this middle eastern dessert thing. Its sold by the "bearded brothers" (all these hunky dudes with beards) in a portable shipping container. They put on loud music and dance to it whilst they're making the food so the wait doesn't feel as long (but the wait was still pretty long lol like 20 mins because they make it on the spot). Apparently it was at moon festival before and the line was heaps long. But lol sometimes my cousin Tian says her name is Sky to save her/other people the trouble of spelling it out then the guy serving us was like that aint you're real name give us the asian one.

Here are some google pics because mine were shit (pls don't sue me)

The actual Knafeh thing was pretty good like it was super nice when I first had it and it was still warm but after it gets cold its a little sickening. Top was crunchy and underneath it is this gooey cheesy stuff I'm not sure exactly what it is. 

Just washed a shitload of dishes I NEVER WANT TO LIVE BY MYSELF OMG I'M GOING TO BE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO ARE STILL LIVING WITH THEIR PARENTS IN THEIR 40s

aLSO wtf conan this is one of the funniest videos I have seen from him

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Wishing I was Drunk

I just went to Huong Xua at Canley Heights with parents, auntie and grandma for dinner before they leave for Taiwan tomorrow YASSSSS home alone for 10 days going to drink the vodka and tequila I've been hiding under my table.

I remembered I hadn't gotten my Peak pay (from like 2 months ago) so called up my home girl Co Lan and she said yah come in and get it so I rocked up in my ratchet ass clothing (thank buddha I didn't see any tutors I knew) and she was totally casual with me.

literally get so many mixed signals for Co Lan like m8 i thought u hated me. but idk she was just really nice and asked about uni and everything and she was like why can't you work anymore and I was kinda like uhhhhhhhh I have another job and shes like what job and I'm like uhhhhhhhhh maths tutoring and shes like ahhh ok. but she told me I'm welcome to come in and mark whenever I'm free and I was like yah totes but inside I was like

What a beautiful week of trailers this has been. Totally hyped for all of them.

Also I have realised that HSPs make my farts smell like absolute dog shit.

Also when is Jessica Jones coming back :(

Chem exam was totally fine today. Wish all exams are multiple choice LOL. Algebra tomorrow fml 

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together together together everyone

OMG YOU KNOW WHEN TWO PEOPLE R LIKE TUNING AND LIKE YOU KNOW THEY LIKE EACH OTHER BUT THEY NEVER GET TOGETHER

LIKE YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

anyway, i don't want to study for my chem exam tmr but i really should

i was sitting on the bus today after a conversation with emily and phuc and i was like i hate talking to people and i was just sad staring out the window being like

yeh this isn't appropriate for this blog

being so nihilistic it is just hard to be happy

fucking have to study omfg FUCK

if only socialising was as easy as it is in Sims

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Revenge of the Shit

laptop died

i've had it for like a month.....

dad gave me this temporary one for now whilst its getting fixed and i must admit i like this one a lot more. It was about like half the fucking price of my asus and it has a touch screen and its so tiny and light I LOVE IT

had 5 hours of teaching NON-STOP TODAY lol it was so fun but year 5s had exams so it was all g.

Rewatched star wars force awakens yasssss instead of studying for 2 exams next week lmao what is uni

In a galaxy far far away (Carramar)

also I am such a fool. Basically I'm in this VSA cruise convo with phuc and his friends and like they were organising a pres / afters at hotel and I didn't know if I was invited or not because they aint my friends and last time I asked phuc he didn't give me an answer so i was confused and basically i asked THE FUCKING GROUP CHAT if i was invited and no one replied until finally someone rescued me and said yeh why not omg it was so stressful

ON HOLIDAYS FOR TWO WEEKS FROM JIMMYS YASSSSSSSSSSS SO MUCH YASSSSSSSSS YASSSS YOYOYOYO except still have 4u class but thats only like 2 hours so all g

WHAT ELSE HAPPENED TODAY?

had dinner at home by myself. looking forward to partying at vsa cruise tho

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The Dressmaker

10/10 would watch again

The funniest/most absurd/most shocking/most emotional movie I have watched in a while. Its about this chick called Tilly Dunage who goes back to her hometown in rural Australia where rumour has it she killed this other boy at school when she was a kid. Everyone basically hates her and so she starts to make dresses for the whole fucking village, whilst also starting a relationship with boy toy Liam Hemsworth AND trying to figure out what happened all those years ago.

Ft Kate Winslet, Liam Hemsworth and my absolute fav Hugo Weaving here seen giving an old lady some weed brownies

Also most of the whole movie Kate Winslet slaying so just careful or you'll be slayed before you can say damn that Australian accent is gooooooooooood

SCHOOL HOLIDAYS SO JIMMY HOLIDAYS YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. also does anyone else have an asus laptop that keeps spontaneously shutting down? send help

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last night

IT WAS CLEARLY AMY who was typing last night.

shoutout to feng and Fd who know I wouldn't say something as preposterous as that.

Also so many of Amy's friends today have been like OMG YOU'RE THE GIRL IN THE SNAPCHAT and I was like omfg bye while i die of embarrassment. "HOW DO YOU SOLVE A PROBLEM LIKE MARIA" (waiting a couple more minutes before 24 hours is up and it gets deleted off snapchat)

Ummmmmmm went tennis with Shaz and Jason? yesterday. It was kinda sad and depressing cus Jason's elbow started hurting like shit so we stopped playing lol.

Went to watch Kung Fu Panda 3 with Amy, Jake and Andrew today IT WAS SUCH A GOOD TIME LOL. We played pool and ate lots of food beforehand (mappen, hjs). I SPENT OVER $20 ON JUST FOOD TODAY RIP. Serious tho if you don't know what movie to watch in cinemas watch KF3!! MEI MEIIII. The animation was fucking awesome (I think Kung Fu PAnda has like my favourite animation style ever esp with the fight scenes ). ITS OVERWHELMING LIKE YOUR EYES AND EARS WILL BE BLOWN OUTTA THE WATER.

aLSO the gif yesterday didn't work so posting it up again. Our robot is the smaller one (AND THE BEST ONE)

Gotta go prep tutoring work for tomorrow 9:30am class because I'm so organised. FEELING GOOD THOUGH the tutor kids are almost on holiday. Game of thrones is also coming out in a couple of weeks.

Don't know if I should be censoring some of the stuff I say because I'm a responsible adult now and I just googled my name and this is the first thing that pops up

and also fuck y'all who have no idea what I was singing in the snapchat because they haven't watched sound of music

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chinese song

been kinda neglecting this blog but went to FD's birthday at crinitis yesterday. Feng showed up tipsy after having drunk 5 shots of cheap ass vodka at kfc

it was lots of fun. the food was so yummy. Fd is an old lady now.

LOOK AT OUR ROBOT OMG IM SO PROUD OF IT. OURS IS THE SMALLER ROBOT. ANd even despite all odds because most people would think because that the other robot on the competition was the bigger robot that it would in fact maybe some would say it would beat our robot but against it all we winned :)

wo hai shi ai ba ba ba ba ba boodo fa fa fa fa wo jo ju ta
fave song <3

also idk if i like dis boi i think he might be chinese haha

haha
hehe
hoh
sorry i drank again fml

im on my bendrrop floor listening to chinese music  becayse i miss him

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parameters

realised my foundations in parametrics is so shit lol wtf even is a parameter

considering changing from mechatronic to chemical engineering cus i love chem and idk computing doesn't seem so cool anymore. Idk tho.

HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS BEFORE OMG

FUCKING AMAZING

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tbt to year 12 days

lol my 4u kids have their half yearlies tomorrow omg they are like frantically sending me questions to do seriously reminds me so much of when I was in year 12 and like dying bein like why do none of these questions make sense

DOES ANYONE RMBR THAT Q THAT WAS LIKE if 2 is a root and b=0, prove that d is even?? lmao what struggles.

Going to start graphing with them which is fun!!

Also I need to go out more. Like I keep regretting not going out. Today CSE kids had laser tag/bowling and I was like nah I have too much work to do but now I'm like blogging so I might as well have gone.

I did some maple quiz today but the actual Maple TA tests I can't do because the virtual desktop shit aint working on my laptop. Going to go to my first 9am lecture on Wednesday I think. I'll probs pussy out and go to the 12pm one tbh.

Feeling a bit more optimistic these days. the 5B class is still making me depressed but everything else is cool.

Omg saw Cath Guo and her bf today and they're pretty cute together lel. Also coupl

LITERALLY JUST AS I AM WRITING THIS

brb gotta pretend I know what I'm doing.

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Mondays are a happy day

Why? Because by then I have finished my long weekend of tutoring.

Dat feel when none of your engo friends are replying because they all at camp but you cant go because

After next week I have two weeks off tutoring so someone please invite me to go places WHILST I AM FREE. 

Hello darkness my old friend.

Some of my fellow tutors went to optom cruise :( Sad because everyone said it was fun. Have a calculus exam tomorrow and haven't done like two sets of hwk. I care less about uni than I did HSC? Is that normal. 

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Batman v Superman + Amy's sleepover but you shouldn't be surprised anymore.

Went to watch BvS with train group (Fi, Rhonda, Tammy, Anna, Christine).

We met up on the train cus yenno we used to all live on the same train line (BEFORE CARRAMAR-SEFTON GOT FUCKING SHITTED OUT FROM THE INNER WEST LINE)

Went to Charlie & Co for lunch. Their double cheese and bacon burger was so meh. Like seriously so meh. They put way too much mustard, the bacon wasn't crispy, meat was chewy. Just sad. Looked nice tho...

Their normal chips were yummy but the sweet potato ones were undercooked :(

Anyway then we went to Broadway and bought boosts, then watched the movie.

I went into the movie fully like open minded. I had watched/read a few reviews by critics and EVERYONE was shitting on it. Like everyone. Legit I had not read one positive review by a critic. Except I had read some news articles saying that it did really well at the box office and the comments underneath those articles (by normal everyday people) said that "ohhh the critics say its really shit but I enjoyed it", "don't listen to them blah blah go and see it I LOVED IT!", "form your own opinion!"

sO I was totally pumped like YASSSSSSSSSSSS its going to be good because most normal people say its good!!

But no. It was just disappointing. And very lukewarm. Like a solid 5/10. The moment Jesse Eisenberg appeared I was like no. just put your snot back in your nose where it belongs. Seriously wtf was that last scene though.

Ben Affleck was cool as Batman. But there were so many moments were I was just sitting in my chair, watching the movie being like WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS?? Like for example:

It wasn't even Batman vs Superman. It was Batman being a little bitch throwing his lil tantrum at Superman. Like omg can he not understand that even though Superman ACCIDENTALLY killed a couple of people he saved the whole world???????????? Please let me know if you have a diff opinion on that because that's how I see it. They didn't build up his motives enough. It just seems so unreasonable.

Also wouldn't have been easier for Superman just to be like "hey Batman Lex has got my mum so can we like go bash him together" instead of the stupid dramatic reveal to Batman like SUPERMAN HAS A MUM CLOSE UP SHOT SLOWLY DROPS SPEAR?!?!?!

Batman looked like a lil squeaky toy next to superman. Tbh he's so out of their league?? Superman + wonderwoman actually have powers but Batmans so weak. #notabatmanfan

Gotta admit though, seeing flash and aquaman, that was so cool.

THE PLOT WAS JUST SO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH I HAD NO FEELS WHATSOEVER. I WAS NOT IMMERSED. IMMERSE ME.

 tHEN went to Amys for a 3 hour tutoring session with Kevin yasssssss fun fun fun. He got full marks for his chem quiz but the schools like nah it doesnt count anymore cus too many people cheated.

His mother made souffles yummmy

Amy changes her sheets like twice a week does anyone else do that? CUS THATS CRAZY TO ME.

Spent like 4 hours marking my year nine's exams and getting real depressed because they were getting so many wrong. Then spent another few hours making equation examples fo them. Spent 2 hours marking year 5 homework (those delinquents). Now dying because I haven't done any uni work and I have to still make worksheets for year 9s and I have a calculus exam on Monday and I've done like half the homework and nothing makes sense and everything just sucks. And also I'm wasting my time blogging so theres that.

Also did I mention I can't go optom cruise because I have my 4u class and I forgot to ask them to reschedule and everything is just a mess. WTf is with people liking when I'm interested in going to things like seriously IS IT REALLY NECESSARY LOL (talking to you, year 2 teacher)

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