ITS RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

going to fail uni bc gordon ramsay videos. He reminds me so much of my me oi boss omg. Like one sec he's nice and shit nek minnit he destroys you. He's so fucking funny though

Went off to find a gordon ramsay video to link on this blog and ended up getting sidetracked for another half an hour watching his interviews halp

Still being spied on at Jimmys like omg please

Like um no i don't want you to watch one of my classes but I can't exactly say that yenno

Also that feel when ur farts smell like all the milky stuff thats been messing with ur intestines the whole day.

did some work for Kevin today... and tried to do physics homework but failed miserably because I have no fucking clue what is going on. I think I should attend the other guy's lectures cus he goes a lot slower and like more by the book kinda way.

It has just dawned on me that I have a non existent uni social life. like none at all. Going out with train group tomorrow but I kinda want to watch Batman v Superman despite the reviews lol but they don't want to so w/e.

NVM just as I was blogging Fi calls Anna and Anna's like omg i wanna watch batman so now we're watching batman.

tHIS IS FROM FI TO ANNA

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City with Madre + Wedding Photobooth

Threw a hissy fit this morning because Dad woke me up at 8 when I slept at 2:30am and he said we would go Usual Cafe last night but he changed his mind this morning so i was just like grumpy. I protested by making this bomb ass breakfast for myself and didn't share with my parents. Then they basically forced me to go out to the city with them and my dad's friends from Melbourne -.-

Except my mum didn't really want to go either because they weren't her friends?? So we all went out together. But mother and I decided to just go shop ourselves lol. There was this shop near Town Hall station that had these weird signs:

"Retail Therapy is the only true source of Happiness"
"Game of Clones (Buy a different suit)"

 "Best Selling Item (selling fast & furious)"

 "If you wear our Dresses, you will be noticed"

 "Just like Kim-Chi, our clothes look good & they're good for you."

And there were heaps of signs being like omg GLADYS Berejiklian (ex-transport minister) wears our suits!!

Then we went to eat some Malaysian food at Jimmy's Recipe in the Galleries

 Chicken laksa and some wonton noodles. The laksa was yummy but the wonton was pretty bad. Also bought some honey macadamias from nutorious (so fucking expensive BUT SO GOOD)

 Then walked to Sydney Westfield, shopped for a bit, then went cafe and ate some cake lol omg I seriously overloaded on sugar today.

Went to Happy Lab to buy some lollies for my delinquent year 5s.

Mum bought these (disgusting) things from Chat Thai. Stay away they are so ratchet.

 Had dinner at Taste of Shanghai and ordered way too much food for 5 people but yay at least I have lunch for tomorrow.

 Black  bean noodles (chinese style)

 Omg these dumplings in chilli oil were the bomb

 Pretty meh - shredded pork

 HOT AND SOUR SOUP YUMMY

 Olive fried rice? Idk i hate olives.

 and of course the holy xiao long bao. Not as good as Din Tai Fung's but yenno you can't really go wrong with soup dumplings.

So yah now I'm home didnt do a single drop of work today and just going to leave it that way because its 12:30 and I'm tired. aLSO the photobooth photos from Manly and Marias wedding got uploaded todayyyyyy

So embarrassing because Angeline and I were the first people to use the photobooth so our photos are the first ones everyone sees and they r just bad. Like these:

Lol yes did I mention there was a cardboard cutout of Manly and Maria in the booth?? how kool

 hnnnnnnnnnng carramar kids are too sexy 

also this is rly cute

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White Party

lol white party last night was pretty good idk like ~~~~~~~

LOL idk I'm just so cringy all the time like I just cringe at myself does anyone else do that

So basically I had uni till 5 then went to aaron's hotel with denga.

I checked in and expected our room to be like a tiny hole (cus i booked a small double bed room) but I opened the door and was greeted with this huge ass room with a double bed and 3 singles?? AND WE PAID A TOTAL OF $90 FOR IT??? LIKE WTF LOL.

Yah so Emily got ready while I waited for shaz and Feng to get there. Em left for bsoc cruise so we just chilled for a bit.

Feng and I went to buy dinner (YASS KFC) and drinks. We got some raspberry vodka and the cheapest tequila we could find. Um we saw these nasty ass dried sea cucumbers on the way back.

We didn't drink enough beforehand :(

Then we went out to the mini rail stop and this white guy from USYD started talking to us and it was so funny because he pulled something out of his pocket then a condom fell out.

So we basically danced a lot, didn't really see anyone we knew (excl joyce, crystal, lucy)?? I think cus everyone was at BSOC lol but all in all it was pretty fun. 

Got back to hotel at 2-ish. Then I started to eat our like 6 hour old KFC chips and fell asleep. 

THIS MORNING we had yum cha breakfast/lunch with Emily and Catherine at the place on top of market city!! It was such a struggle lol the service was so bad. Everytime we wanted to order something they would be like uhhhhhhhh idk if we have it just wait for the cart to come around. The food was nice tho. $3 surcharge for public holiday :(

we got so much mango dessert lol

 then trained it home. STruggled through another 4u lesson because this one girl in my class is too intellectual and keeps asking me questions that i don't know the answers to. #unqualified

Haven't finished prepping my work for tomorrow morning I want to die tutoring ruins lives fuck my life fucking fuck

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Almost there

Woops forgot to blog

nothin much going on

have to do my phase one portfolio for engineering and I want to die. I hate writing so much. Its ok though because people who choose engineering usually don't want to do English so everyone is on my shitty English level. I hope.


MID SEM BREAK NEXT WEEK WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Have to still do a couple of weeks of tutoring but I HAVE A 2 WEEK BREAK SOON YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I feel so betrayed by some people at Jimmys. Like some of the older people who I thought were my friends turn around and start spying on me for the receptionist cus they need to observe me teaching but seriously so betrayed.

Like this one girl asked me about the hwk I made and I thought she was just being curious but then she picked it up and like inspected it and I was like I see what you are doing

IDK its just so

like

idk.

Not sure if I'm qualified to teach. 4u kids are killing me.

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:(

What up guys another sad post about my life coming up

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo finally got the courage to ask my boss if I could drop a class lol. She was fine with it cus I told her I was going crazy. I am legitimately going crazy. Actually. Crazy.

Everytime I come home from tutoring I feel so sad and like I don't want to do any work because I'm so tired and pissed off from yelling over people for 5 hours.

Also Manly and Maria's wedding was so fun yesterday. Lo and I got real drunk we went outside and tried to walk in a straight line and some white guy I didn't know ended up piggybacking me and I was totally cool with it to the horror of my aunties and uncles. We also compulsively slapped Manly's ass for 2 minutes. I mean thats what happens when they give us unlimited white + red wine, beers, and a bottle of Henessey per table. (PLUS THEY KEPT TOPPING UP THE COKE SO YAY).

fallen down the youtube hole of cognac reviews?

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hair gonna fall out

BASICALLY someone is going to observe my class on Saturday to see if I'm teaching properly and literally my hair is going to fall out from stress fuck

LIKE SERIOUSLY fuck

I feel like I'm kinda bad at teaching sometimes OMG but like on one hand I don't want to keep as many classes because I don't have time for this but on the other hand I'm just programmed to not fail. Like if I fail at anything I will feel so shitty. Plus I don't want Jimmy to hate me.

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addicted to chiropractic adjustment videos

lol actually going to fail uni because of this.

I went on a YT spree for this channel a while ago but just got back into it lol so cool. This has to be the best one.

i got 8.67/10 for the physics quiz and the weird thing is i don't even care.

so tired so disfunctional bye i want to do so many things but there is no time.

Want to go MATSOC camp but can't because Jimmys and idk I mean I could ask for a weekend off but like I'd have to prepare the work anyway which would take a bajillion years so its really not worth it.

btw spent a total of 3 hours marking my year 5s homework. I have two classes and the total class time is equal to 3 hours anyway?? I havent even prepped work for this week so literally working more than an hour at home for every hour I actually work at jimmys.

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I get a little bit Genghis Khan

This is possibly the greatest music video ever??

Its Dr. Evil vs James Bond then fuck it lets be husbands. Music videos with storylines are the best. Also awesome song...

so progress at Jimmys

so far im managing...I prep work like 2 days before my lessons lmao. my favourite class is my 9B cus they are like talkative but not rude? and there are a few funny ones in there. they are also really smart.

doing 3 hour lessons for the 4u kids rn its way too long I want to die.

This girl in 9C was doing her rubik's cube again in class and I wasn't dominating enough this week so I just kinda let her do it. I asked her how long it takes her to finish and she was like around 2 minutes and inside my head I was like:

I take 30s.

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work from home

Saw one of my childhood friends today at Jimmys.

I was rummaging through Jimmy's stack of sheets when I saw some of the English tutors interviewing a new girl. Didn't think anything of it until I saw her come outside and realised it was Jessie Huynh!! What a small world omg. Hadn't seen her in 6+ years at least. Everytime I see someone from primary school I get so depressed like omg I miss those days when we didn't have to study or work :(

So just came back from Holy Basil. Had a nice dinner with fam after back-breaking 4u lesson.

Keep wasting my time and already have none. So like. I'm in debt. Owing time. Idk how that works. I'm paying off my time owed with failing uni. Wow.

What else happened recently...........................................??? idk.

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Start of something new

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG made my group for ENGG1000 and I got so lucky omg :O

So I was with Phuc and Emily and we all didn't really know how to program so we were trying to find some people to join our group who could program.

We asked around for a while and like no one knew how to program so we were kinda like ://////

THEN RANDOMLY a group a 3 guys come up to us and are like heyyyy do you wanna join groups?? And we're like um do you guys know how to program? and they're like YEH!!! and then they start talking about some programming stuff that we have no idea about and they srsly know so much about it.

So yah we were super psyched to find people who were super experienced about programming...they even wanted to do the extension 3D printing shit. Plus they're super friendly and from all Wogga Wogga, Victoria and Malaysia so wow such diversity. I've noticed that people not from Sydney are so damn friendly.

Going to have to try harder because I'm literally the dead weight in this group sooooooooo hopefully they won't have to carry me too much.

Our group is called My Anaconda Don't lmao.

(LITERALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT BUT DW AS LONG AS THEY KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING)

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such sorrow much misery WHAT WRETCHEDNESS

One week in and missing the holidays.

Juggling uni work and Jimmys is harder than washing the dishes when you're drunk.

Why am I even working?? It's not like I need the money I mean my parents can still provide for me. This is what happens when you get too greedy fkkkkkk. Back to sleeping 6/7 hours just like HSC days.

On the bright side I don't understand a single thing that's going on in physics lmao. Barely grasping onto the new chemistry concepts and lol not even going to start on the soon to be struggle in engo programming.

Very quickly losing my mind.

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Til I see you again

Think about what Gay Lussac said.

So bored in my chem lecture lol.

Yesterday I went to get my Me Oi pay. The boss wasn't there so everyone was so chill!!

Everyone was so nice and asking about why I quit etc. I will miss all the funny chefs the most hehe

poooooooooooooooooo

omg lol we were at mamak village and then we were eating and then feng saw this thing that said "your birthday? Get Roti Bom!" and I was like OMG WHAT A COINCIDENCE!!!!" SO THEN WE GOT A FREE DESSERT ROTI BOM

We will leave for carnaval soon :D

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Learning

I have forgotten what it feels like to learn. Literally the whole concept of trying to remember things that you did not know before is so difficult. I think it’s because I haven’t learnt anything new in so long. Holidays were 4 months, but ages before that (like early Term 3) we were just revising not LEARNING.

That feeling where you’re sitting in class trying to understand what the lecturer is saying but failing is so sad. I hate it omg. I’ve been so used to understanding everything that now I don’t want to learn new things. It’s so difficult.

Anywayyyyyyyy I don’t think I blogged about first day of uni.

I don’t even remember what happened it was just pretty exciting figuring out where to go and stuff.

Today was second day. I’m already starting to hate it. All the lectures are so boring except for maybe maths. My physics lecturer though very enthusiastic goes WAY too fast (at least for me) and my chemistry lecturer is a little subdued and we’re learning about fucking barometers like ew.

For ENGG1000 I chose to do RoboRescue which was the computer science one. Anna was like wtf why didn’t you do civil its easy marks. I didn’t even think about it. Now I’m fucked because idk any coding and you have to program a robot to dodge obstacles and pick up stuff??? RIP let me just dig my grave now.  Whatever if I learn to coding now I won’t have to be lost in COMP next sem.

Joined up for many societies but already not going to them. Like joined badminton but ceebs going today because tutoring Kevin.

Accidentally bought three green-tea mango smoothies today oops.

Also the ham and cheese sandwich from that coffee shop inside central on the woollies side is pretty good. 

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