Friday 31 March 2017

bottle it up

STEPHEN AND EUGENE ARE COMING WITH ME TO WATCH LION AT THE RITZ CINEMA WITH A Q&A AFTER THE SCREENING WITH GARTH DAVIS OMFGGGGGGGGGGGG SO EXCITED. GUYS DO YOU HAVE QUESTION SUGGESTIONS FOR ME TO ASK HIM??? And no, Canada,
is gonna get me kicked outta the cinema.

Wednesday

So after my A Ghost Story trailer freak out till 3 am on Tuesday night (I still wanna cry everytime I watch that trailer), I skipped my 9:30 am class because fuck that and rocked up to uni in time for my 12 pm math tute. Learnt a tiny bit, went to ELEC lab, met my fob partner who is also being carried by Jason (like I’m literally being carried by him for EVERY SINGLE SUBJECT). Left ELEC, and then met up with the boy to download solidworks.

Went to Amy’s house then we chilled for so long just playing guitar and singing songs. We tried to learn the stupid Princess and Pauper “I’m just like you, you’re just like me” song and we successfully did ONE of the harmonies rip my tragic singing voice. If you haven’t seen that meme HAHAHAHA its the best.

Then I tutored Kevin, did a tiny bit of work and watched San Junipero (Black Mirror) with Amy.

Thursday

Woke up really late, met Chris for the first time but when people ask me my opinion of other people I don’t really have one to give. I told them at dinner “I don’t like people” HAHAHAH which isn’t necessarily true but I just don’t know how to KNOW people anymore. My opinion of everyone is neutral.

Rocked up to my MMAN lab half an hour late and the demonstrator just looked at me for 3 seconds, put his arms on his hips and deep sighed disapprovingly. Luckily this NSB guy who also came in late had the same last zID number as me so we just did the experiment together. I HAVE FUCKING 2 LAB REPORTS DUE NEXT WEEK SOMEONE SHOOT ME.

Then met up with Stephen and we did NOTHING for a solid 2 hours whilst we were waiting for Amy then when we found out she wasn’t coming to meet us, we just had lunch at the Whitehouse.

Went to USYD with Stephen to hang with Eugene and the weather was so shit it broke my umbrella?? Look at this thing.
ALSO I feel so awkward when someone’s reading my blog right next to me because I delve way too deep into my psyche and I feel like they’re seeing if what I’m blogging about relates to me IRL LIKE I FEEL LIKE BECAUSE I’M ANALYSING MYSELF THEY CAN ANALYSE ME TOO?? Yah well, Eugene was reading my blog and I was feeling v self conscious for a while but then she laughed so hard at some things that I said that I didn’t even think was funny hehehehe

Did more of nothing at USYD until we left for dinner. Ate hot-pot and yummy fried chicken at a Korean restaurant near Event until we were all stuffed, then went to watch Beauty and the Beast. Our movie tickets were $10 each and I still don’t know why they were that cheap. Can't even see the fucking rose HAHAH

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MOVIE STUFF
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San Junipero (Black Mirror S03E04) 

FUCK this was cute. I’ve been seeing so many gifsets on my tumblr for this and I was not disappointed. It made mi heart hurt. You know what else makes my heart hurt? When the hoe at Gong Cha gives me rainbow jelly instead of lychee but I’m too pussy to go back and compain.

Anyway, WATCH EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET. Black Mirror is so good (I say after I’ve watched 3 episodes) lmao. The black girl from this was in Beauty and the Beast as the feather duster LOL. Only grip was the black girl’s acting at the beginning. Spoilers: She redeemed herself at the end when she had her spiel about how the white girl didn’t understand what it was like to have a husband / child and all that. I totally believed she was an old lady yelling…but in a really young body.

Also I would totally live in San Junipero if I could. I really like the colours in this!! 
Also there's this one scene where her hair extensions are fucking awful HAHAHA. 

Beauty and the Beast

Dir. Bill Condon
First half was boring as shit I almost fell asleep and I’ve never had that urge in a cinema before. At home, sure because sometimes it’s just way too fucking late and your eyes get tired, but I’ve always been one of those people who are like ‘how can you fall asleep in a theatre? The screen is so bright and the sounds are so BOOM BOOM’. Now I understand.

I completely lost interest with all the wolf drama part like I did not even watch when he saved her after she tried to run away. I literally messaged Canada during that part cus I was trying to stay awake. Turned into one of those annoying cinema go-ers that I hate.

Second half was better. I liked their romance and I honestly didn’t find the fact that I was watching a woman falling in love with a hairy ass animal, at all weird. The beast’s awkwardness was so endearing.

Everyone agreed that the “Tale As Old As Time” ballroom dance was a let-down because Emma Thompson was singing it and she has a really old grandma voice with like a strong English accent which kinda killed the romantic mood. I really like Emma Thompson but I’m just thinking when they screen-tested this, did NO-ONE bring up the fact that it was so GRANDMA-Y. It was still cute though.
      
Also an unpopular opinion but I did like the Beast's solo song.

Emma Watson

We were 50-50 split on Emma. Feng, Stephen and I agreed that she wasn’t the greatest in this movie (but is she ever good at acting??). She had the same expressions for wonder, horror and surprise and if it wasn’t for the context plot-wise, I would not be able to tell what she was supposed to be feeling. I think back and there is no memorable scene where I thought WOW I’m really empathising with her. The only thing coming to my head is her gasping and looking over her shoulder.

Eugene and Amy were arguably blind-sided by her beauty and FD just really liked everything about this movie??

Also she’s not the best singer so many of the high notes were weak af and had to be bulked up by auto-tune. But that’s just a minor negative which I just kinda just ignored after her first song. Would Emma have gotten the role if she was slightly more average looking? NO HAHHAA. Also I’m sure everyone was thinking “Sound of the Music” when she started singing on those big hills lmao.
I loved the candlestick fuck he was actually the best. ALL THE SERVANTS WERE SO CUTE AND SUCH A NICE FAMILY TOGETHER (spoilers) like I did not give a single fuck when Beast died but I was so sad when the servants turned permanently inanimate.

CGI was pretty good for everything except for the Beast I felt like they could’ve tracked his facial expressions better.

Set design/production/costumes were so good everything was bathed in warm sunshine 95% of the time and looked so niceeeeeeeeeeeee. 

Wow I feel like such a hater. But it was such an average movie…


Verdict:
tbh thats my opinion for almost all movies these days

Wednesday 29 March 2017

its all about time (to stop)



Gotta block all my social media in order to do work what am I

Have gotten trolled so many times by my fb telling me I have notifications but its just people liking WIE stuff -.-

When I post something in the VSA group I'm always so nervous

I skipped uni again wtf is wrong with me going to skip my 9:30 am tomorrow as well cus fuck that

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MOVIE STUFF
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Kill Bill

Dir. Quentin Tarantino
Wow what a coincidence I watched Vol. 1 and Vol. 2 over the past two days and yesterday (27/3) was Quentin Tarantino's birthday :O I did not plan this wow.

I really liked this movie!!! It got a tad bit boring in the middle of Vol 2 (but also people were asking me for math help so was not 100% concentrated) but other than that, it was spectacular. Highly recommend if you want to pump up that adrenaline for 4 hours. If you can't sit still for that long you can just watch Vol 1 and Vol 2 separately like moi.

I felt like I was watching a really intense sports match or something... like I was cheering for her to fuck everyone up

The Lucy Liu boss fight scene was so beautiful like really REALLY REALLY wow
Also the anime sequence was 11/10
I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT I'm so into Tarantino movie violence like I love it
Me:

Tarantino Movies Ranked (so far):
  1. Django Unchained
  2. Kill Bill
  3. Inglourious Basterds
  4. The Hateful Eight
I need to watch Pulp Fiction and Resevoir Dogs HAHAHA I remember Kylie really loved that movie (cus it was probably an Alex recommendation TBT KYLEX).

A Ghost Story

I'm ready
((Casey Affleck in a bedsheet and Rooney Mara eating vegan pie FUCK ME UP - this is honestly such a beautiful movie poster))

OI FUCK OFF THE TRAILER JUST CAME OUT 15 MINUTES AGO WHAT THE FUCK FUCKING FUCK FUCKKKKKK FUCK

OMG I WANNA CRY WHAT THE FUCK ITS SO BEAUTIFUL THE MUSIC WHAT THE FUCKERY IS THIS I WAS READY TO START MY WORK

ok I have returned it is now its 3am and its been like 3 hours since the trailer came out I'm calm and I'm done making my gifs. Here it is:

gtfo it looks so good like honestly JUST GET THE FUCK OUT EVERYONE THIS MUSIC UGH FUCKING FUCKERY GIVE ALL OF THEM OSCARS FUCK ME 

IT LOOKS LIKE THERE'S MORE STORY THAN I THOUGHT THERE WOULD BE WHICH IS V V V GOOD

FUCKEN VISUAL MASTERPIECE RIGHT HERE DAVID LOWERY U GOD FUCK U U MAKE THE BEST LOOKING MOVIES I FUCKING LOVE U
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
tfw you take so long making gifs but someone has made such a better gifset than you cus its coloured and shit and I don't know how to do that so now i'm sad but you know what life is ok 

fuck its 3am

Tuesday 28 March 2017

luong dicks

I'll try to cram in as many dick references as I possible can in one blog post.

Stephen, you should send in an audition tape for Lisbeth because I don't know if you've heard BUT THEY'RE FUCKING HIRING

If you haven't watched TGWTDT - just for some context - there's a brutal anal rape scene. When we were transforming Stephen into Lisbeth, Amy was doing some intense makeup stuff on his eyes and then he really got into character....................
Also I made those gifs on the train...I had to turn my screen brightness down so fucking low cus I was scared of people judging me HAHAHAHA

Earlier Today

Woke up… kinda didn’t do anything for a long time and then it was 2pm and I was like fuck gotta study for MMAN....continues to queue posts on tumblr

A traditional “good luck” was not enough she had to send me this 5 minutes before the exam HAHAHAHAHA KINDA LOOKS LIKE AN ELEPHANT -->

Also there are SO MANY PENISES IN ENGINEERING I usually don't notice these things but like Stephen and I sat with Jason who was with all his boiisisisisis and it was just a real big sausage fest -.- We were also deliberating whether to go Engineering Ball or not then Phuc said the plans fell through cus there were no girls going HAHAHAHAHAA omg

What a weird exam?? There were 10 marks given to this question that I only did 2 simple calculations for like I’m legitimately still confused about it. I spent so long trying to figure out where the 10 marks were coming from and drawing useless diagrams...

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

When someone says "let's hang out"
Richard aka Dick you get it?

Yeah I'm kinda really bored. 

Monday 27 March 2017

Year 9/10 Mems

HAHAHAHAH FOUND ALL THE PHOTOS FROM SCHOOL LAPTOP OMFG WTF AND JFC MY YEAR 9 TWITTER I FIGURED OUT HOW TO REACH PAST 3,200 TWEETS AND IM MORTIFIED BUT ALSO REALLY ENTERTAINED
   
   
   

SHE'S EATING JJ'S LOOK AT HER
Food tech mems when Joannou would dump us in the library cus she was too lazy to actually teach us anything
English with Nolan HAHAHAHAHH. She's actually so Canadian like in one of the videos you can hear her say "a-boot" in the background!!! (THERE ARE SO MANY FUNNY TWEETS BUT ITS KINDA 4AM SO I GOTTA SLEEP LMAOOO)

Maybe cus we were doing this fucking shit at the back of the classroom all the time??? LOL soz Ms Nolan
   
   
bitch when u finish watching Kill Bill Vol 1 (WHAT A RIDE), come back to reality and are instantly reminded of how bad you are at talking to people then spiral into self-hatred mode (this meme speaks to me on a deeply metaphysical level am I chanelling cinquetti yet)
After half-assedly playing Cherry Wine for like over a year I finally learnt the instrumental bit in the middle.

Dad was about to start a full blown family argument over fucking bread again like can he not.

Reading back on my tweets I realise I should probably just say whatever comes to mind cus I will honestly be so entertained in the future HAHAHAHA