Tuesday 28 February 2017

leaf bottom

Sunday

Went to tutoring, wanted to die. Just the usual.

Met up with Feng and FD to celebrate Feng's 19th birthday!! We went to Lidcombe to have bingsoo from Bakery Cafe Cael. Didn't like the green tea one as much because the green tea made it not sweet enough. 
We stayed at the Cafe for like 2 hours HAHAHA then went to Campsie for dinner. Ran into Feng's family who were going out to dinner without her because she flaked on them for us HAHAHA
 Had some yummy Japanese food at a restaurant near the station and FD's friend was working there so she gave us free ice cream. Went back to Feng's house and chilled for a few hours. Drove homu!!

Monday

Sis-tits uploaded a new cover on Youtube.
Make sure you leave a nice, supportive comment!
Every time someone outside of my circle of like 5 friends talk to me I'm like wtf? What do you want with me? Why are you throwing words into my inbox? What am I supposed to do with this? I just assume that anyone who actively tries to keep conversation with me is either really fucking bored or umm yeh there's no other option 
Ok I'm just being a bitch now

thx leaf bottom you are good for memes

Watching a livestream of my MMAN2400 lecture and I have the same annoying lecturer as last year. I streamed it to my TV and my mum came downstairs and was like oh is she your lecturer? I was like..... "my lecturer is a man". There is a "live chat" thing for the people watching and how could they not expect people to be such trolls. 
Ok yawn mechanics is so boring can someone tell this guy to stop trying to make his lectures interesting. He sounds like the most condescending guy. JUST TEACH US HOW TO WORK SHIT OUT. Everytime I watch a live stream I'll just be salty cus I didn't get the $35/hr lecture filming job.

OMG YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS THE GHOST HAS MADE AN APPEARANCE AT THE VANITY FAIR AFTER PARTY WEARING H&M HELLO

Monday 27 February 2017

Live Blogging the Oscars

LA LA LAND GOT SNATCHED!  

So below are a series of really incoherent statements / exclamations I made during the 89th Academy Awards. Moonlight SNATCHED best picture off La La Land in the most dramatic conclusion to the Academy Awards ever. Here are some of my thoughts. Also putting them here because no one was free to watch with me :(

Channelling my inner Harge during the whole red carpet: WHERE IS SHE GODDAMMIT 
"too bad she's in a cave casting witch spells with leaf bottom"

Best Supporting Actor - Mahershala Ali
Yo miss ghost RM made an appearance in Dev's Lion nomination clip. That's about all we're going to get. Sad Dev didn't win though :( 

Makeup & Hairstyling - Suicide Squad
I have no fucking words what the fuck

Costume Design - Fantastic Beasts
OOOOOH LA LA LAND GOT SNATCHED BY FANTASTIC BEASTS HAHHAH 

OMG MOANA SINGING HOW FAR I'LL GO the rap intro at the beginning by lin manuel was SO GOOD i need to listen to him rap/sing some more its so nice

I thought the girl with Mel Gibson was his daughter.......... help she's 26 hes 60 HE HAS CHILDREN OLDER THAN HER WTF

Best Sound Mixing - Hacksaw Ridge
ok keep going by categories I don't care about. lmao did I hear correctly??? "21st nomination and 1st win???" wtf so unlucky

Best Supporting Actress - Viola Davis
Someone teach Nicole Kidman how to clap

Best Animated Feature - Zootopia
Kubo didn't win. Bye.

Best Editing - Hacksaw Ridge ??
Why the fuck did Hacksaw Ridge win this WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHA la la land is getting snatched by everything

Mean tweets segment was not funny at all 

I feel ripped off why are Emma and Ryan not singing

Will be here forever waiting for a live performance of City of Stars. Who knows maybe it'll become a classic like Sound of Music then Emma and Ryan have to come back and sing for the 50th anniversary or some shit

Best Original Score - La La
Hello Justin Hurwitz u are a god

Best Original Song - La La
City of Stars better win or or immmmmma cut someone - YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS CITY OF STARS YAYAYAY BEST SONG ryan gosling better stop with those kind eyes

ok here comes the in memoriam section

SARA BAREILLES OMG WHAT
Her voice is so beautiful - I don't know this song

Best Original Screenplay - Manchester By the Sea
cmon MANCHESTER LA LA PROBABLY GNA WIN OMGGGGGGGGGG MANCHESTER WON WTFFFF HOLY SHIT LA LA LAND GOT REKT HOLY SHITTITITITITTITITITITIT

aye Amy Adams has showed up yass bitch

Best Adapted Screenplay - Moonlight
Come on Lion / Moonlight OK MOONLIGHT JUST WON GG wow no one is sweeping anything everything is going to diff movies

Best Director - Damien Chazelle
ok wtf I just realised chick with afro was Halle Berry. I thought she was just a random HAHAHA. OK CMON DAMIEN PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE PLEASE GIVE IT TO HIM YAYAYAYYA SO HAPPY FOR HIM HEHEHE he sitll looks like he has pneumonia or something BUT OMG. please don't pass out. His shoutout to his wife was so cute.
Chrissy what was that chin stroke.

Ok time to get hyped for Best Actress :O

Best Actor - Casey Affleck
QUEEN BRIE LARSON GONNA HAVE TO HAND THAT OSCAR OVER TO THE SEXUAL PREDATOR CASEY AFFLECK I LOVE THis song. ok this nomination reel is really long. WHY SHE GOTTA SHADE CASEY LIKE THAT OMFG HER FACE IS LITERALLY LIKE FUCK MY LIFE ok she gave him a kiss on the cheek that ain't that mean
YASSS HOBO CASEY

this tweet is the most savage thing I've ever seen
wow he is really unpopular on Tumblr

Ok a break for Dev and Sunny appreciation

Best Actress - Emma Stone
Ok going for da Emma Stone leggo girl. YAYYY GIRL GET IT OK PLS DON'T HAVE A BORING SPEECH. ok she's so happy I'm getting emotional. SHE NEEDS TO BREATHE.
jfc so happy for them both

Best Picture - La La Land JOKES Moonlight
Ok Moonlight vs La La Land here we gooooooooooooooooo. ok RM showed up in the lion nom clip YES yes yes yes ok i lose this nomination reel there are so many movies BASICALLY ADS FOR ALL OF THEM WATCH MOVIES BITCHES

oh lordy the suspense is so real CMON YAYYYYY SO HAPPY FOR THEM HEHEHE

LA LA LAND 7 OSCARS YAS GAGA go down in history plox FILM TWITTER GOING OFF because Moonlight didn't win hahaha

oh my god

MOONLIGHT WON
WTF
WT
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WT
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WT
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FJALKEJF;A
WELKFJAWLKEJFAWE
RWHOLY
HSIT
ITOSLTRJ;LK
HOLY
SHIT



OMFG
BIGGEST
WTF
OF
THEFUCKING
NIGHT
WTHAAAAAAAAAA


AHSDFAJHSDKJF
HOLY
SHIT
WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT

AWJKEHFALKJ
WEFKAWEF
OMG
IM SHOOK
IM
SHOOK

IM SHOOK

HOLY SHIT OMFG THIS IS THE WORST MIX UP IN THE HISTORY OF THE OSCARS

OMG
OMG
HOLY LORD

LORDDDDD
FUCK THIS

OMF
OH JESUS

OH LORD FILM TWITTER GOING OFF BEING LIKE THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED

OK IDK I FEEL REALLY SAD FOR LA LA LAND THAT SUCKS SHIT FOR THEM REALLY OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG THIS

IM SO SHOOK HOLY SHIT oh lord you can see Damien's dead dead soul in the background

ok I'm done basically what happened was they had the best actress envelope instead of the best picture won so the guy read "La La Land" cus Emma stone won before but Moonlight actually won HAHAHAH shit they fucked up.
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Y'all thought I was done with this post but no.

This. Is. Truth.

Sunday 26 February 2017

o-week trash

Love how I didn't blog about O-Week for the rest of the week because literally nothing happened. I just saw people that I hadn't seen in a while and got to know the WIE fam a little better. Also on the last day they just left the pad bins out so I took 10 and stuffed them into the yellow shirt tour bag. They were giving out caffeine vape pens that I missed out on :(

Welcome to my life I only have two hand gestures when I pose for photos

this is so wonderfully candid
saw tiff!! she was helping us test our camera settings haha we couldn't figure out how to change brightness cus so noob
OMG DELLIN IS THE FUNNIEST GUY he couldn't remember someone's name so he started hitting his head on the tent pole
10/10 (photo)
These photos aren't too bright you're too bright
I'm still not over Catherine Guo's hair its so nice and fairy floss-y
wow so close up so candid much deep double chin popping out to say hi what
hey angel u duh sexy
There are many more O-Week photos but most that have me in them are shit. Coincidence? I think nottttt

Oh my lord indices is confusing the fuck out of all my students this is round 2 of teaching this topic and I'm still shit WHY IDK HOW TO STRUCTURE THIS TOPIC SO THEY AREN'T CONFUSED SOMEONE HELP I'm going to have a nightmare marking this week's homework. 

probably gonna quit soon but before I do my Year 9s better be fucking flawless at indices.

Only 1 more week of selective tutoring left.
I was really ceebs to go the board games thing tonight especially because I knew no one there so I was like to my co-worker "my sister needs the car tonight so I can't go :(((" cus she actually did need to car and then he was like "no problem I can drive you" and then I was like 
"I'm kinda tired........" and I could tell he wasn't buying it and now I'm sad because this is precisely why I have no friends.

thank you willa for finally noticing me I literally screenshotted her review on letterboxd and just reposted it on tumblr AND IT FINALLY SHOWED UP ON HER FEED

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MOVIE STUFF
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fucking HELP ME this

Pariah (2011)

Dir. Dee Rees
This movie broke mi heart. Tempted to compare this to Moonlight but then I realised maybe that's racist because the only similarity they share is they're both black, gay, coming-of-age stories.

The scenes when her mum is trying to make her wear pink clothes and go shopping with her is literally my relo with my mum HAHAHA she is so overjoyed when I actually purchase things that are not black.

YEAH THE BRADFORD YOUNG!! Some shots in this I just had to stop and be like woah so prettttyyyyyyyyyy HOW DEY DO THAT bless this man. I want to be a cinematographer it kinda looks fun and you have to problem solve all the time.
He speaks so much truth. (also this interview includes clips of most of his movies and EVERYTHING IS SO AESTHETIC LIKE BYE). He really loves what he's doing. I need to find my passion -.-
If you have 86 minutes of your life to spare I highly highly highly recommend watching Pariah. Fave happens to love it as well HAHAHA

Hop on the Oscars Hype Train

Yoooooooooooooooooooooo the Academy Awards are coming up so real soon I hope the ghost is not hibernating in her hobo cave and actually shows up. Tbh lost faith in the Academy when I found out Carol wasn't even nominated for best picture in 2016 fucken bye.

This is who I'll be cheering for on Monday:

Best Picture - Arrival / La La Land
Arrival was so good can someone help explain why is it not winning all the awards. Although I still have mixed feelings about La La Land, it's probably going to win and I like the music so might as well be happy for it. If Moonlight wins...................................

Lead Actor - Casey Affleck (Manchester By the Sea)
I LOVE HIM he's such a chill dude despite the many sexual allegations against him. Lmao strong feminist right here. He's probably going to win because HE WAS SO FUCKING GOOD unless Academy voters spite him because of the controversy.

Lead Actress - Emma Stone ish (La La Land)
I really don't have a preference here. Tired of her boring-af speeches. She used to be so funny on Jimmy Fallon and all that but now she cares too much about what people think (maybe she just tryna campaign for the awards and act poised or some shit idk). Also I haven't seen Loving, Jackie or Florence Foster Jenkins so only have Isabelle to compare Emma to, and Emma was better.

Supporting Actor - Dev Patel (Lion)
FUCK YES DEV PATEL. The favourite to win is Mahershala Ali for Moonlight but I just loved Lion so so so much. HIS AUSSIE ACCENT I WAS JUST DYING CUS IT WAS SO AUTHENTIC CAN YOU BE IN LOVE WITH HOW GOOD AN ACCENT IS?? Mahershala was literally in Moonlight for like 15 minutes and I guess he was good? 

Supporting Actress - Michelle Williams (Manchester By the Sea)
OMG YES SHE WAS SO SO SO GOOD IN THIS and I'm totally contradicting myself because she was in it for 5 minutes but she stole the whole movie in those 5 minutes. The main emotional scene in this between her and Casey I could not breathe it was AMAZING. I haven't seen Fences but Viola Davis probably going to win for it.

Best Director - Damien Chazelle (La La Land)
Give this sickly-looking man the Oscar he deserved for Whiplash.

Animated Feature - Kubo and the Two Strings
Hello I didn't even like this movie that much but y'all know who I stan and it was so aesthetic. I have no attachment to the other nominees.
Her: KUBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Me: and the oscar for best supporting actress goes to

Adapted Screenplay - Moonlight
Something about the dialogue in Moonlight feels so authentic unlike the others.

Original Screenplay - Manchester By The Sea
Beats out La La Land and the Lobster easily. Kenneth Lonergan just extracted all the feels from my body and flushed them down the toilet. He wrote in all the overlapping dialogue and the pauses and it was extremely detailed but somehow the actors made it seem totally natural. Who knows how people write art.

Cinematography - Arrival (Bradford Young) / La La Land (Linus Sandgren)
FUCKING YES BRADFORD YOUNG WIN ALL THE AWARDS (tbh should've won for the instagram ad that was Ain't Them Bodies Saints) but I watched Arrival on this tiny TV and could see the beauty in it. I also appreciate what La La Land did so won't be mad if it wins because have y'all seen this video??
I feel like it looks really impressive to peasants like us but it's probably a technique they use a lot in movies HAHAHAH

Film Editing - La La Land (Tom Cross)
Not entirely sure how to judge good editing but from what I understand each cut is supposed to make evoke an emotional response from you so I guess La La Land would be the best pick for this???? #unqualified. Will give them bonus points for seamlessly stitching multiple takes together to make it look like a single one.

Original Score - La La Land
There is no other choice

Original Song - "City of Stars" (La La Land)
There is literally no other choice

And that's about it for the categories I care about. Why do I care in the first place is the real question.
forever and always

Friday 24 February 2017

I wish I was ocean's away

So I've been holding free homework help classes recently for my Year 6s because the actual selective test is coming up so soon and... I've had some of the funnest lessons I've ever had tutoring. Children are actually so funny and insightful sometimes. There has only been 4 kids showing up: Ro, Na, Is and An and they are all angels and really hardworking and worried about selective and just UGH why can't they all be like this.

We finished a lil early and they were asking me about high school, uni, ATARs, and all that and one of them said "isn't it boring going to an all girl's school" to which I responded with this face
and said if you REALLY want boys you can go over to their school during lunch and then they just laughed

Also they asked me if I would remember then when I'm a rich and famous engineer and I just said yes I'll give a shoutout to my year 6 tutoring kids. Oh lord if only

Made more watermelon cake today. Yummo. Probably going to insta it this time because haven't insta'd something in so long.

Literally went from uni->work -> amy -> work -> amy -> home in the last two days. Have never been outside my house this often. My mum asked me if I even live here anymore.

Y'all WIE stall is kinda fun sometimes talking to people you haven't seen in ages - OMG I SAW JENNY TAN THE OTHER DAY WTF SHE'S COME TO UNSW TO DO OPTOM YASSSSSSSSSS GAGAGAGAGA I saw a badminton kid (Jessica?) and basically it's enjoyable if I manage to keep the awkward pile of shit that I am hidden from the general public. Back at it tomorrow for the last day. I'm actually feeling a lot more positive being involved in something and yenno the whole working together to achieve one goal kinda thing it keeps me occupied.

Me: positivity!
Also me: 20 bucks she'll have an angsty, ambiguous, kinda depressed post up by tomorrow

An example of my daily awkward encounters: this ex exec showed up at our stall and she was like meeting all the new execs and for some fucking reason I said "Hi I'm Serena" and also extended my hand before I realised that I was not invited to this introducing party and she hesitated and tried to make it not awkward but I could sense the awkwardness there

omf cringe just thinking about it YO someone give me social skills

I randomly got invited to this board games night on Saturday and I thought it was a tutor thing and then I asked him who's going and he listed all these people that I don't know so now I'm confused and don't know what to do.

I'm a compulsive liar if I met someone and actually said what I thought oh lord goodbye human contact for the rest of my life. How to survive in a world that values extroversion.

Also this fuckwit car yesterday literally it was T-junction and it was my fucking right of way and I was just happily going and then in the corner of my eye I see him beginning to turn and I'm going full speed and I slam on the breaks and PRESS MY HORN LIKE NO JOKE 3 TIMES and I was so mad cus I almost died and the whole time he was driving in front of me I was sending him death glares through his car.

Moana (2016)

Disney Disney Disney
This was a pretty standard Disney movie. Beautiful animation and visuals (the water in this holy moly), not overly intelligent/thought provoking, cliche "Hero's Journey" plot - fuck I just saw the biggest cockroach

The songs were all so shit except for How Far I'll Go. Everything else sounded like they wrote down a monologue and tried to put it to music (nothing fucking rhymed this is not some abstract poetry ITS A DISNEY MOVIE)

Despite all that though it was still pretty enjoyable but going to forget it very soon. 
"See the sun and the wind and the sea they're all glowing!"

"See the grass on the ground and the ants on the hill they're all dirty! All so yucky!"


Amy (and more recently Stephen) have been coming up with alternative lyrics to this fucking song and its so offensive to the real lyrics HAHAHA

Wednesday 22 February 2017

Love

Happy

Guys I haven't been this obsessed with a song in a while.
This is how you make a music video...my emotions today have been somewhat uplifted because it is so incredibly beautiful (instead of that hella expensive mess Katy Perry just released honestly I'm so confused). Lana Del Rey did something to her lips.
How I should introduce myself: "Hi I'm Serena and I can't make human connections"

Walked around with Jessica for a bit to grab freebies and re-new membership for stuff I joined last year.

This SGHS girl signed up for WIE today (Vanessa something - she looks like Michelle Chan) and said she knew me because McCrossin talks about me in physics lmao that made me laugh. Nothing has changed. She's still dodgily teaching physics and talking about her NSBs...heavens to Betsy! Saw FD's friend - Tina and yah sghs people in general are just friendly and we have something in common so makes it a lot easier to start conversation with them. Met some other second year mechatronics students but don't remember any of them.

Met lots of people today but I rmbr Yaminn because she said to just call her Yam which is like the root vegetable. I seriously don't remember anyone else........

Sad

Yo I got that depressed feeling after tutoring again because my kids weren't listening to me. Haven't felt it in a while and am suddenly deciding I'm going to quit at the end of this term. Children really hate me. The only thing I'm worried about is how I'm going to make money after I quit??

Rewatched Lion with my sister ... um yeh I liked it as much as the first time I watched it... and I felt that the girlfriend character was a little less useless this time but maybe I'm just tryna really hard to justify her being there
me af watching this movie

Why are there so many sad things happening recently. You think maybe years and years of keeping secrets and oppressing feelings is catching up on me?

fucking sad I honestly wish someone would run me over tomorrow or even better just stab me in my sleep so the last thing I see is the doggs in my sleep lemme hit that die real quick

It's the time of the night when I'm on tumblr crying looking at beautiful pictures "ima walking in the rain.... tears are falling and I feel the pain"

Wait wtf just happened I think I accidentally watched Carol for the 7th time how weird
waiting for something to come out so I can have a new obsession...for now I will watch this movie another 10 times.