pooL pooL pooL

BEAT PHUC AT POOL YESTERDAY HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAA

jk it was so fluke but still satisfying

been playing 8 ball pool on miniclip games that is my life now

ceebs blogging about new got episode cus nothing happened

ok

tfw you spend 2 hours watching dragons den/shark tank videos help

I JUST REALLY DON'T WANT TO DO PHYSICS

lmao woke up at 11:30...its 7pm now. I think its time to start some work

DIS IS SO AWESOMEEEEEEEEEE I HAVE TO MAKE THESE OMG https://www.howtocookthat.net/public_html/dessert-tubes/ pls future serena remember this 

 

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Tiger Mums

Is it unprofessional to bitch about students' parents HAHAHAHA because seriously I need to just vent like wtf is this bullshit I swear my mother was never this annoying

BASICALLY for the year 5s there's this fabulous coworker who has already prepared all the homework (bless her) so all I have to do is like look at the homework week by week and prepare my lessons off that and last week's lesson was going to be on simple interest (literally have no clue why year 5s are learning that but w/e suspend your belief for now)

thank gosh I only have to teach them interest with the rate as per annum because i dont think their little minds could handle changing it to months and all that

but yeh so I teach them questions only using p.a. and pretty sure in class when I wrote the questions sometimes I forgot to write p.a. after the percentage but w/e they know what I mean

so in homework there are like 2 questions where the girl who made the homework forgot to put p.a. after the rate. I didn't realise this until one of the kids came up to me today (when they were supposed to hand it in) and was like uhhhh wheres the p.a. for this q and I was like oh soz that's a typo theres supposed to be a p.a. there and he was like "oh yeah i thought so I told that to my dad but we had a big family argument over it and he slapped me 20 times"

and I was like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

NEK MINNIT his mum calls up the centre like wtf is ur teacher teaching my kid and complaining about how the homework question was wrong and im like ????????????????????????? THERE WAS NO P.A. FOR LIKE 2 QUESTIONS AND I DIDN'T EVEN TEACH THEM ANYTHING ELSE BESIDES PER ANNUM (LIKE NO PER MONTH OR ANYTHING) SO WTF???????????? ? ?? ? ?? ?? ?? ?? ???

anyway yeh sure asians r cray

omfg ive been watching offspring vids for like 2 hours fuck this show is so funny I WANT TO DIE ITS SO FUNNY HOLY SHIT IM ACTUALYL CRYING AND TRYING NOT TO SOUND CRAZY HAHAHAHAHA

ok nvm i just watched a really sad scene

such stress I need to do some work but i dont want to lol story of my life

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creepy af

Tfw you're bored and you try to do the creepiest photoshopping but nothing really works

The pug looks like a chinese man

Hmmmmmm I should probably do some work??

I REALLY WANNA PLAY POOL wtf am i doing watching pool videos instead of preparing work

Also I'm getting legit paid from Jimmys which is like a good and bad thing because I don't have to deposit into my bank account anymore but I get paid super which is ????? I would prefer being old and penniless than having 10% of my pay taken away from me atm.

I keep watching this

Watching Dawn of the Planet of the Apes and omg its so good I remember trying to watch it once but giving up because the beginning was boring af. But the whole movie is like so frustrating because you have some little shits ruining it for everyone. Sad. 

ALSO OMG OFFSPRING IS COMING BACK THE TRAILER FOR IT ON TEN LOOKS SO UNBELIEVABLE FUARK SUCH MEMORIES IT USED TO BE ONE OF MY FAVOURITE SHOWS I STOPPED WATCHING AFTER LIKE SEASON 2 BUT STILL IT WAS SO GOOD!!! 

LITERALLY THE ONLY AUSSIE DRAMA WORTH WATCHING 

YOUR SISTER'S A SIX AND YOU'RE A PERFECT TENNNNNNNNNN

fk havent done anything

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Mac n Cheese

Yesterday went to uni with Amy at 9 omg it was so strange to be at uni so early.

Sat in her chem lecture because her optom friends had answers to the chem lab HAHAHAH then went off to do my Engineering Assignment. Basically Phuc and I have to do the report because we can't do anything else but yah its hard because we weren't really involved in the programming of the robot so we can't write about it but when we ask the team what to write about it no one says anything???

yeh then went to physics other (fun) learnt a little bit then went to meet my engo group. Played pool at Basser College for a bit then went down to the tute. I've actually improved in pool so much O_O

Did literally nothing in the 2 hour tute and the other three guys were working so hard but denga phuc and I were like ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm we don't know what to do. We talked about the same shit we always talk about then when 5 o'clock came around, we left the tute and on the way to the bus stop we bought some MAC N CHEESE LOADED FRIES from the Char Char food truck.

They were strange at first but they grew on me after a while lol. 

tfw when you have a lactose intolerant buddy

then left uni to meet with the parents for dinner at Yayoi. It was surprising good and like definitely NOT CHEAP but not the most expensive thing either. Like the set meals were $18 and included heaps of food.

We had some wagyu hotpot thing + chicken katsu with egg and rice

tofu salad

My photos are so shit soz. Also had dessert: matcha mochi balls and ice cream with fruit.

Um my dad randomly wanted to try their sake and it was gross. EVERYTHING ELSE WAS SO YUMMY THO

Yah then went home and watched deadpool with my mother lol

had a wonderful sleep and it is now 12pm and I have yet to do any work

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I'm just a dreamer

LAST PHYSICS LAB TODAY THANK LORDDDDDDDD NEVER GOING TO HAVE TO DO PURE PHYSICS AGAIN LOVE LOVE LOVE

Stephen missed the lab because he was "preoccupied" and missed the bus so I went with THIN LIZZY TODAY INSTEAD. idk how she has survived this semester without a lab partner. WE GOT 10/10!!!!! fudged most of our results thanks to andy

Idk what to get for my mum's bday. I "bought" her a donut from doughnut time (but really I just used the free coupon Dan gave me), and also got her a new spatula. Lmao I need to get her a proper present but WHAT

I feel like I need to do something creative. Like paint something. Or make a movie. idk I feel so bored. If i made a movie the background music would be young folks. I was walking to the train station today and I was like lol how funny would it be if I made music videos for all of sam smiths songs and idk why I kept thinking of sticking money on peoples foreheads because they don't have money on their minds. 

I'm just a shadow of your thoughts of me

Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Ailee can sing. First 1.5 mins are the best because after that they're both just screaming. 

xoxo Gossip Serena

I feel like i need to hang out with friends more OUTSIDE of uni because I only ever seen people during uni this is very unhealthy. 

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When you're not part of the squad

Last chem lab ever today!!

There was an evacuation drill when we got there and we were all so scared we were going to have to do make up lab but luckily they let us back in.

does anyone else experience this? like everyone is helping each other out in chem labs and being all buddy buddy and shit but never say hi outside of labs? like I say hi to my actual lab partner but everyone else I kinda pretend I don't know even though I recognise them

its like once the lab glasses are off.....everyone is a different person

JK im just exaggerating but its kinda true like the lab glasses are a mask we put on just in chem lab

Before chem lab I had lunch with Amy, Louise and Whansae!!! Mamaks Village is so good omg we had the mee goreng with chicken and it was yum. also got the classic roti yum

I'm getting those painful pulses in my head I got back in year 10 wtf is this it just pulsed twice fuck i need to appreciate the times when I am fit and well because if i get these headaches again I will literally be unable to function. it feels like what I imagine an artery popping in your head would feel like

don't want to die bcus my parents will be sad

ooft there goes another pulse. trying to figure out what sets it off ooft there was a mini one

mini one

We didn't meet up for our engg1000 project today even though it is due very very soon and idk what's happening LOL. meanwhile chilled with a denga and her friend for a little bit and went home because I wanted to watch game of thrones and also didn't want to intrude in Phuc's "Squad"

So much to do and doing none of it. Classic Serena. I feel like i say that every blog post.

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"The Door" (Game of Thrones S06E05)

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FUCKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKK HOLD THE FUCKING DOOR WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT BULLSHIT OMFG

WTF THAT WAS SO DEVASTATING THE LAST 5 MINS I HAD MY HANDS CUPPED AROUND MY MOUTH LIKE WTFFFFFF WHEN YOUNG HODOR FIRST STARTED SAYING HOLD THE DOOR EVERYTHING INSIDE MY MIND JUST WENT FUCK THATS SO TRAGIC

ILY HODOR :(

AND BRAN'S DIREWOLF DIED WTF???????? THAT CREEPY FAIRY THING DIED (HONESTLY IDGAF CUS SHE WAS CREEPY) BUT SUMMER :((((((((((((((((

SO MANY DEATHS HOW ARE ANNE FRANK AND BRAN GOING TO SURVIVE WITHOUT SUMMER AND HODOR WTF????????? 2 SKINNY KIDS VS WHITE WALKER ARMY GG

 This is so true

EVERYTIME SOMEONE HOLDS THE DOOR FOR ME AT UNI IM GOING TO SCREAM HOLD THE DOOR

ALSO YES DAENERYS AND JORAH SCENE WAS SO FEELS. LIKE IS IT WEIRD I SHIP THEM???? LIKE IN A ROMANTIC WAY THO BECAUSE HES WAY TOO OLD FOR HER BUT STILL

wtf was that random penis I was watching it downstairs and thank buddha none of my parents were paying attention I WAS SO SHOCKED

nothin else in that ep was too exciting. iron islands storyline is quite good tho I really don't like this Euron guy he's such a villain. But good because we haven't had any new villains in a while. so idk.

but hodor :(

Sansa is becoming so scheming I love it. tbt to when she was the most annoying little shit ever OMG I LOVE JOFFREY I WANT TO BE HIS QUEEN

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running out of titles

Yesterday I was starting surds with the year 9s and I put up these super easy qs for them and you know that they're super easy when they can actually do them lmao

Anyway, I was going around asking for answers and everyone was like totes answering correctly. And the question was what two whole numbers does this surd lie in between? The surd was sqrt 50 and this one girl I asked said the decimal approximation was 7.1 and I was like good and then I asked her what whole numbers is it in between? and she looked at me square in the face and was like 6 and 7 and I almost fucking choked like I was trying to hide the shock in my eyeballs

All faith lost in these year 9s like fuck im teaching this shit to my year 5s atm. 

What is the point

Up to ep 9 of Mr Robot. Lol I'm so tired of life. Omg when he kissed Darlene and she was like don't you remember who I am? Also Darlene is the dandiest name like when Lulu/Feng used to speak in their southern accents and say RANDY geeet off ma porch I feel like Darlene would totes fit in that little scenario somewhere. DARLENE.

Remember when Darlene was Dalia from Suburgatory??? I MISS SUBURGATORY IT WAS SO FUNNY 

The only memory I have of the show was that when the main girl got to the suburbs she was like "the water pressure is really high" that is seriously the only thing I remember happening. But it was definitely funny. 

I haven't gotten drunk in so long please someone let me get drunk 

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Say a little prayer for me

Booked my P's test for...........................3 DAYS BEFORE FINALS LOOOOOL

7th - P's test
10th - Math1141
14th - Phys1121 - LITERALLY RIP WTF IS HAPPENING (most anxious for this one)
16th - Chem1131
And somewhere in the middle of all this...my ENGG1000 report is due.

#PrayForSerena

OG Glee fans know what I mean

Also has everyone seen Kanye's batshit cray rant on Ellen?

Tutored the 4U kids today, prepped for tomorrow's classes and that's basically all I've done. Even though exams are coming up so so so soon what am I doing with my life.

PrankvsPrank are breaking up lol.

~Saturday~

woke up at 7 to prep work for 9:30 class lol talk about last minute. I actually cannot deal with my 9Fs holy shiz like I say something and they just look at me like zombies fk. Have got to make trig tests for both classes next week like nek myself so much to do O_O

My 9Cs are so funny though I think I'm starting to not hate them HAHAHA thats good right? I gave them a challenge question and I was like the prize for it is going to be so lame and they were like what is it and I was like $10 and then they all went bat shit crazy. they were like OMGGGGGGGGGG $10 IS SO MUCH AND THEY WERE ALL TRYING TO DO THE CHALLENGE QUESTION SO DILIGENTLY LOL

none of them got it in the end and they were all like 5 MORE MINUTES HAHAHAHA it was funny I used to be like that. This one kid was like you're not even giving us money are you going to give us $20 for the next one?

Like BYE how rich do you think I am.

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Life's a bitch with no pre-nup

Do you ever just laugh at how you're probably going to be single forever but its ok because you have friends in relationships that you can third wheel all the time and if you third wheel for long enough you all become a tricycle.

What use is money when you need someone to hold. I LOVE YOU SAM SMITH.

Beautiful song (and yes only like half a year late)

Woot woot had some Nem Nuong sliders with Lulu yesterday shes like my VSA free food buddy because we are free at the same time on Wednesday. I love VSA.

My fucking chem demonstrator is such a dick. I was with Phuc and Nancy today at 5 when the reports were due and Nancy was still doing hers. We were like haha lol if any of the demonstrators actually come at 5 to pick them up. GUESS WHO SHOWS UP. OUR CHEM DEMONSTRATOR. GEOFFREY BLACK. More like this shit.

HE WAS LIKE THERE ON THE DOT what kind of person has such a shitty life they have to be there ON THE FUCKING DOT

Also he saw us all crowded around Nancy doing hers then he was like hahahahahahahahaahaha you're all going to get marked down and we were like uhhhhhhhhh we already handed ours in?? and then he was like (SMUG AS FUCK) "well she hasn't.... Maybe I should collect all the other demonstrator's ones that are due at 5." And then we were all kinda like

Don't know if I've ever talked about my chem demonstrator. Basically he is like the dick of all dicks. He's so rude when you ask him questions and he marks you down for the littlest thing. Like most people in our bench area didn't put a slash for the units because we used to the high school way of brackets like time (min) but no HE DIDN'T GIVE US OUR CORE SKILL FOR GRAPHING BECAUSE WE DIDN'T DO A SLASH. AND I ASKED AROUND AND OTHER DEMONSTRATORS WERE SO KIND AND GAVE THEM THE CORE SKILL ANYWAY.

Well yeh went to physics tutorial today and actually learnt things which is good. I was going to be lazy and not go but Amy was like hmm you should go. There was like a total of 10 ppl there and there used to be 40 gg. Thats what happens when tutes aren't compulsory. Michelle and I have such a good time in phys other hahaha we never know how to do any of the questions and the demonstrators are kinda like wtf are these two girls doing

Our eng project is not going too well. oh well. I honestly cannot anticipate dealing with the stress of writing the report next week cries. Em, Phuc and I did jackshit in our tute today because we so useless. I showed them my card tricks and they were so unamused. I was sad. 

When I slept over at Amy's yesterday I showed her mum the magic tricks and she was so excited. 

Life's a bitch with no pre-nup

Spare yourself the sadness there is hidden text that you may or may not want to read

Like I'm just not likeable enough for people to want to be friends with me. Want to go back to those pre year 10 days when self-confidence was not an issue. I don't think I have true feelings anymore everything is just like not honest. Idk how to describe it. Its just like I'm never ever not thinking of what to say next or what to do next or what to think next. My mind is always processing the situation and thinking of what I SHOULD do rather than what I would naturally do. Because what I naturally would do is wrong. Only when I'm with a few people do I really feel like myself. Do you ever just wanna shut off your brain

Thursdays are such a shitty day cus its like the midpoint of the week when I have to start worrying about preparing tutoring work. Sucks my life every week.

Ran into Tian and Fiona Lam at Carramar station.

I always ditch people that I don't want to hang out with at parties lol

Spent whole of yesterday designing a base for the robot but my group didn't even use it so I'm sad.

How will I know if you really love me? I say a prayer with every heartbeat. I fall in love whenever we meet. 

Done with life I can't deal with being an adult and making friends and doing things with my existence like what do I even do. Thanks for sticking with me. I'll know when I reach the lowest part of my life when I crack open the vodka in my cupboard. 

PEACE OUT

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"Book of the Stranger" (Game of Thrones S06E04)

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG STARK REUNION YASSSSS

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I LITERALLY STARTING SCREAMING AT MY MUM WHEN SANSA SHOWED UP BEFORE JON LEFT OMG

IM NOT NORMAL SO I DONT USUALLY CRY AT THINGS BUT IF I WAS NORMAL I WOULD'VE CRIED

THEY WERE REMINISCING LIKE OMG SANSA WAS LIKE "WISH WE COULD GO BACK TO THOSE SEASON 1 DAYS BEFORE OUR WHOLE FAMILY GOT MURDERED"

THIS SEASON IS FUCKING BOSS

ALSO DAENERYS WALKING OUTTA THE FIRE HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTT WHEN SHE STARTED HER EPIC SPEECH I WAS LIKE HOLY SHIT SHES GOT A PLAN THEN SHE STARTS BURNING THEM ALL YASSSSSSSSSSSS WALKS OUTTA THE BURNING BUILDING ALL NAKED AND SHIT LIKE FUCK Y'ALL BOW DOWN BITCHES

As someone more eloquent than me puts it:

It was a stunning and cathartic end to one of the strongest episodes of the season thus far as the  stakes across Westeros were ratcheted up spectacularly. Watching the Mother Of Dragons stride imperiously through the flames was doubly satisfying as it followed a spell in which the show hadn't seemed to know what to do with Daenerys. We've waited an eternity for her storyline to catch fire and tonight it did in a thrillingly literal sense. The scene also echoed her iconic emergence from Khal Drogo's funeral pyre, protected by her dragon-blessed Targaryen blood. "

 You know what is sad

we only have two years of game of thrones left I think i will actually be depressed when it ends

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Jennifer

"Fire cannot kill a dragon" HAHAHAHHAHAHAH I WANNA JUST BURN EVERYTHING NOW

Photos from chem cruise

HOW CONVINCING IS PHUC AS A GIRL THO OMG his name was "Jennifer" on the night

 Can only drink beers when I'm tipsy.

 fucking look like I'm crying blood why did I agree to this

Had the most fucked up dream

but basically I was at uni and like the new game of thrones ep was coming up but i was so stressed from uni and work that I couldn't watch it but for some reason they were showing the ep like live in one of the theatres (i think Keith Burrows) and I was besties with Daenerys and Jorah so I walked down with them and suddenly all these peasants appeared and started bowing down to Daenerys being like MHYSA

Then I walked into the theatre and suddenly it turned into a chem lab and I had to collect some pressure syringes from the front and fill them up with something??

Throughout the uni part of the dream I kept seeing like random year 9 tutoring kids as uni students?

Then for some fucking reason I was working at KFC again and I was like wow this is actually so fun I kind of miss it like filling up chip boxes and shit. Some chick ordered a salad and I was like why are you ordering a salad do we even sell that. Apparently KFC did sell it in a combo so I packed her chips for her whilst salad was being made. Then suddenly I turn around and the other person helping me serve is gone and theres this huge line of people and I'm so overwhelmed and stressed like omg I can't pack chicken this quickly.

Then it morphed into the Jimmy section of my dream and blah blah another day at tutoring then halfway through my dream one of the teachers had a baby??????? and like the baby popped out and starting speaking full english sentences and I remembered being so bloody amazed.

So much more weird shit happened but I don't remember :( I only remembered that stuff cus I told my dad in the morning immediately after I woke up. Hopefully I have cool dreams like that again.

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want to learn some new skills

Wish people made more of these videos

my life is a mess HONESTLY WTF AM I DOING OMG I NEED TO STOP holy shit  FCK

Do you ever feel like your brain is screaming at you to do your work but your body is just like nah ceebs i want to learn magic tricks?

CEUS cruise was a pretty tame affair. they said "free drinks" but like the bar was closed half the time so :/ tfw your room so dirty you starting finding dead bugs on your table. 

Yeh well rocked up with Nancy Z, some sghs like NAncy D and the same peeps as VSA and wanted to stay over hotel but had tutoring this morning :( Cruise was meh, didn't get drunk enough, music was so shit (like wtf they started playing country songs???). got free entry into Marquee with free drink upon entry, stayed for like 10 mins then Nancy Z and I caught the light rail back to central yay

Bought a HSP whilst waiting for the train which was coming in 23 minutes. I started eating it on the floor of the station bcus still tipsy but tbh would do that even when sober and some guy walked past and yelled THAT LOOKS DELICIOUS and me being the humourless person I am shouted back, "I KNOW RIGHT?!"

Phone ran outta batts on the way home so started drawing over my HSP box. I chucked it away now but I basically wrote a whole blog post. I took a pic of the top but I wrote all over the bottom as well. There are some gems but good luck deciphering my writing

Also the HSP was like a 6/10 it was so salty and bleurgh like I would get it again if I was tipsy and craving food at 12 like last night but wouldn't buy if sober

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tyre

SO yeh 16 pages of 3u questions later

People seem so intimidating irl but on chat they are so nice??????????? why u do dis

Also I was an idiot and volunteered to do my engo group's report. But fuarkkkkkk have to do it by Monday gg bye Serena good luck in the afterlife I hope you see lots of famous dead people.

Idk why I'm blogging its 1:37am and I have so much shit to do holy shit I need to sleep and my stomach is rumbling and everything is a mess

AND IDK WHAT TO WEAR FOR CEUS CRUISE TMR FML WHAT IS FRIDAY THE 13TH??? I have no halloween clothes halp. Want to get turnt but hopefully i don't forget i have responsibilities (9:30am tutoring class FK).

WENT TO EAT KOREAN LUNCH TODAY WITH AMY AND MEI. It was kind of spontaneous. I needed to get my charger back from Amy so we were like ok lets meet up then Amy ran into Mei on the train who was on her way to uni and somehow Amy convinced her to skip her tute so lol we all went to Danjee to eat some yummy korean food. It was so good omg. I can't even.

We got the jap chae, some miso soup like stew thing and a bibimbap THEY WERE ALL SO YUMMY. AND OMG THE SIDEDISHES WERE TO DIE FOR.

Then we went to Kanzi and got the green tea bingsoo it was like a solid 6.5/10 maybe would buy again but not that worth it

Then I went to uni at like 2 for Engo group project and we didn't do anything for 3 hours so i might as well not have gone to uni -.-

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Stress-Less Week

If I was you I'd wanna be me too. I hated that song because Meghan Trainor is always so annoying but now I like it bcus dat bass.

Phase 3 results: Smashed the submission but screwed up assessment lmao. Also idk if I mentioned this but basically early last week ENGG1000 faculty fucked up and left the names of the submissions we had to assess. They fixed it up later tho but Cath Mai got mine and gave it 100 SHE'S SO NICE

The cool thing is that I actually wrote it in 1.5 hours. I was finishing off Jimmy reports two weeks ago and didn't have time. I then had to teach 4u class, got home at 7 and had to hand in my assignment at 8 gg. (sorry if I've already talked about this)

I went to uni with Amy today because tutored Kevin yesterday. I just sat outside library for a while to finish studying for Maple test when one of my 4u tutoring kids texted me lik "Linh wants to stalk you at uni" and I was so confused then I looked around and there were all these kids in Cecil Hills High School uniform wandering around. After like 10 seconds all three of the 4u kids came around the corner HAHAHAHAH what a coincidence. They all do bio and were checking out the Disease Museum thing. We had a lil awkward conversation then they left me to study. They said that uni life looks so lonely because everyone sits by themselves.  I've avoided clicking on one girl's facebook messages because I don't want to do all the questions she has sent me. But I will soon. 

After my chem tute, met up with Emily and Dan who were just chilling. Dan gave me a free donut voucher to Doughnut Time (yas THEIR DONUTS LOOK SO GOOD http://www.doughnuttime.com.au/our-doughnuts/) so his sus-ness is like decreasing. Stephen, Amy and Phuc all think he is seedy af.

Commando Steve was at uni today showing people how to work out?? He was just chilling in the quad for a few hours lol. He's so big. And yes its all part of stress-less week organised by Arc where they have all these small events around uni. Like there are double beds just casually in the quad where ppl can sleep/chill, Optus has this virtual reality snowboarding/skateboarding/surfboarding thing, people are walking around with the instagram  square thing you take photos with...

I aint even stressing so how can I stress less? 

ALSO OMG LAST NIGHT WHEN I WAS GOING HOME WITH AMY AND STEPHEN WE RAN INTO FENG LOL. THEN AFTER THAT WE WERE JUST LIKE OMG IS THAT MS MA. AND IT WAS MS MA. And she didn't remember any of our names. She was holding a baby and she was like oh its not mine its my sisters HAHAHA. 

Also I'm writing this on the train and the sunset rn is beautiful. It's not as fabulous as the one two nights ago but still pretty good. 

Sharon is volunteering at Cabramatta library so she's full being all touristy and buying avocado shakes and pork rolls. But she doesn't know which one is good. She bought the $2.50 one from across the train station which is not that nice -.- 

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"Oathkeeper" (Game of Thrones S06E03)

Strange title because we yes we saw numerous oaths being sworn/broken but we didn't see Brienne and her sword Oathkeeper wot.

Um quite an uneventful episode. Exciting things that happened were:

OLLY GOT FUCKED (also this reddit thread lol)

Olly got exactly what he deserved. I wished he begged for mercy at the end tho AND if Jon was like nah fuk yah m8 that would've been funny. 

 Not a fan of Jon's less voluminous hair :(

 This glorious shot after Ygritte dies :(

Anyway the show hasn't had any ships for a while. Like couple ships. Love doesn't last very long in Game of Thrones. 

TOWER OF JOY SCENE WAS YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Got to witness young squished face Ned Stark duel with Arthur Dayne. Was actually quite sad when Arthur died even though he was on screen for like 5 minutes. Felt more emotion over his death than Trystane/Doran's deaths.

R + L = J is so happening. I wish I could just binge watch the whole season but its so hard to avoid spoilers. Like I came home at 5:30 ish and opened my youtube and first thing that popped up was a thumbnail of Jon and Daenerys like "TOWER OF JOY SCENE EXPLAINED" and another thumbnail of Rickon?? Also I like watching recap videos and stuff and the guy recapping also nonchalantly explains what is going to happen next like oh its so obvious but to me it isnt so I just sit there like well...

Yeh ok after typing that out I realise I probably should stop watching those recap videos.

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A Masterclass in Creative Writing

I very rarely take pictures of the sky but today was a special occasion. After buying some cake for my mother from Town Hall, I alighted the train and proceeded to sip my Gong Cha. After contemplating the decision I had just consciously made to subject myself to milky farts for the rest of the night, the train pulled up at Museum, where one of the kitchenhands from Me Oi joined me on my pilgrimage towards Carramar. I pulled out my takeaway box of Pad Thai from last night's Mother's Day dinner and devoured it in a few short minutes. Then, fatigued from the little sleep I was afforded last night, I tightened the strings around my hoodie, leaned against the dirty glass window and slowly fell into a deep sleep. I dreamt about physics quizzes, demonic children failing their NAPLANs and back pain. Suddenly, I woke up at Villawood, home of brain damagingly good chicken, and glanced outside. A rift had appeared in the clear blue sky. Pillowy shapes poured out and blanketed the world in pink fairy floss. The last rays of sunlight peeked out from under the horizon.

Then I got off the train at Carramar and took a fucking photo. BECAUSE LOOK AT THIS SHIT YOU'LL PROBABLY SEE THIS SHIT LIKE ONCE A YEAR. And yes you've probably already seen it on snapchat, insta or in person but let me set the record straight. LET ME SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT. MY PHOTO IS THE BEST DAMN PHOTO THERE IS. LOOK AT THE SILLHOUETTE OF THE TREES AND THE OVERHEAD RAIL LINES LIKE YAS. Fuk ya LilyMaymac my photoG skills are on point.  #NOFILTER
Wow reading that must've been a spiritual experience you'll never forget.

SO YAH went to buy my mother some watermelon cake and taro cake from zumbo. PSA DON'T BUY THIS TARO CAKE FROM ZUMBO IT IS VERY MEDIOCRE FOR THE $9.50 I PAID FOR IT. LOOKS GOOD. TASTE LIKE NOTHING. Do buy the vanillla v8 though it is so good.

We started to 3D print our rescue robot! took like 2-6 hours for each piece.

This is what the base looks like atm

NEM NUONG SLIDERS AT UNSW NEXT WEDNESDAY YAS

Got 9/10 for calc test because didn't know how to do the last question. I think thats what happens when u try to cram everything the night before. But also wtf I was so stupid.

Also my phys prelab is 21 minutes this week. and people recommend you watch it a few times cus appaz its really hard.

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I want to be a magician

I actually want to be a magician omg that would be so fun.

I've been watching magic videos for like a few hours now they are so interesting. Penn and Teller's Fool Us is so entertaining. Youtube understands me.

I fell down this crazy magic rabbit hole when I rewatched one video I saw a while ago. 

I challenge you to NOT be amazed. I think I've watched this at least 6 times.

I LOVE IT when you can see everything close up but still have no clue how they do iT

SUCH BEAUTY SUCH ART SUCH SKILL

Also video call me on fb if you want to see some MAGIC because I have lots but no one wants to see them

So basically did nothing again. Struggled over phys quiz which I got 75% for gg. Went to play tennis with Phuc's friends yesterday and it was awks because I was so shit. I was literally fulfilling the "hit like a girl" stereotype.

Expectation:

 Reality:

Love how the ball boy gives no fucks

Anyway yay my parents let me go to CEUS cruise on Friday!

I'm so lazy help

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Times are Changin

"The quickest way to happiness?
Learning to be selfless
Ask more questions, talk about yourself less
Study David Bowie, James Baldwin and 2Pac
Watch the sun set with best friends from a rooftop
Wear a helmet - don't be stupid!
Jaywalk, but look before you do it
If it snows, go outside, build a jump, get some help
Get a sled, thrash the hill with your friends, 'til it melts
Go to festivals, camp, fall in love and dance
You're only young once, my love, one, this is your chance
Take risks, cause life moves so fast
You're only young once, my love, one, this is your chance"

I've been feeling happier lately. Maybe because I have no assignments due.

Yesterday went to sleepover at Amy's. Bought her mother some lil zumbo cakes (YAS V8 and LEMON MERINGUE) cus it was her birthday on Tuesday and was served by Karen Du but that feel when you know people who don't know who you are????

A video posted by Adriano Zumbo (@zumbopatisserie) on Apr 5, 2016 at 12:03am PDT

Yeh well that happened.

Also welcome to Zumbo's instagram it is beautiful.

Yesterday I had such a moral dilemma like it was P&N drama but like idk who to side with and its just a mess but I was with P then N called me like 3 times and he was like don't pick up so I was like omfg then I finally picked up and I had to pretend like P wasn't there with me and N asked me to eat lunch with her but I had to make up some bullshit reason and I just felt really bad because I had a long convo with her on the bus that morning about P and like FUCK neither of them read my blog though so its all g because I'm on N's side now but I talk to P then I get swayed to his side and seriously they should just sTOP.

Also I don't think the new season of New Girl is too great

OUR ROBOT IS READY FOR 3D PRINTING WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Started watching Mr. Robot. Its ok. I don't really like how I have no clue what is going on. Its interesting though because the "hero" is so different to any traditional character you usually see on TV. Like he's a super skilled hacker with severe social anxiety and paranoia and has breakdowns because of how lonely he is.

Yes so went and tutored Kevin for maths!! fun!! still have access to sghs moodle and intranet lol thx for the past papers.

Cath Mai popped up to me on fb and she said the ENGG1000 peer assessment fucked up and started showing people's names on their submissions and she marked one and gave it a really good mark because it was mine HAHAHAHAHAH BLESS HER SOUL.

This morning chilled at Amy's for a bit then went home and made Sem 2 Timetable!!! Took like half an hour but I still got what I wanted. I feel for those optom kids lol Amy and Nellie's timetables are horrifying. RIP Tuesday and Wednesday.

So going to go shower now. I'm smelly.

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