Monday 14 August 2017

clone club sestras :'(

I apologise I promise this is the last time I'll ever talk about Orphan Black.

Uh my sister recently told my parents she has a boyfriend and now they keep asking me if I have one. I was pissed so told my parents to stop asking me and was feeling very snarky so blurted out, "why are you guys so retarded!?" My dad didn't want to acknowledge my burn so he was like "HAHAHA THEY SAY RETARD BEFORE THE PLANE TAKES OFF LOOK I'LL SHOW YOU!!!" then proceeds to go on youtube a find a video of a pilot in the cockpit saying "Retard. Retard. Retard." My mum asked me what retarded meant and I said it means slow down.
Went to support some UNSWs at VSA Oztag this morning. I wasn't going to go but needed to go Cabra with Selz afterwards so I was like why notttttt gots nothing better to do anyway uhh besides catch up on 3 weeks of uni but let's worry about that when I'm failing. She picked me up in her dad's fancy af Lexus. 

She was so crippled cus she broke her foot at Oztag a week or so ago. She tore her ATFL and CFL which I totally knew stood for anterior talofibular ligament and calcaneofibular ligament ((wow I learnt something from the shitshow that was BIOM1010)).
Well she was disabled and she left her phone in the car so I went to get it and when I unlocked the car, the side mirrors popped out
I kept locking and unlocking it cus it was so cool. Anyway, Dals, Dani and Alan were knocked out after first round and since we had nothing to do, Selz and I went to Cabra to check out nem nuong prices for the food event we're organising. Feels bad cus its so hard to walk in crutches normally but imagine trying to do that AND navigate through Cabramatta on a Sunday morning. All the butchers we went to sold it for around $15/kg but this place in BKK told us $9 and we were thinking ... uh what did you do to the meat .... but ya we'll probs buy from that one next week lmao. VSA is on a budgettttt 

Bought some pandan waffles then returned to Endevour park to deliver them to Dani. Chilled for a bit, had some sausage sizzles then left cus no one was playing anymore. Selz was gna drop me off at the townhouse then go home but we were like LET'S SEE IF AMY WANTS TO HANG so I called Amy and woke her up (it was fucking 1:30 pm). We sat outside her house and talked for a while, Wendy + Roxie joined us too lol it was so random. Went for a Maccas run, came back to townhouse and ate on the grass then Selz went home.

Anyway skipping forward cus I just want to talk about Orphan Black. 

4:40 pm // wow 20 minutes into doing some work and this fucking tab is already open.
5:53 pm // Actually studying quite well! Surprise surprise.
6:20 pm // Haven't done anything for the past half an hour cus the last question was too hard. Found out new Orphan Black episodes play on SBS the day it comes out!!
7:21 pm // Finished writing my promo for Speed Friending but other than that... nothing.
8:09 pm // whizzing through quiz 2. Up to question 13!!
8:16 pm // getting ready for Orphan Black at 8:30
11:18 pm //
2:00 am //

Orphan Black Series Finale

LITERALLY LEAVE NOW I'M NOT GNA BE TALKING ABOUT ANYTHING BUT THIS SHOW FOR THE NEXT WEEK.

UMMMMMMMMMMMM UMMMMMMMM UMMMMMMM WHAT THE FUCK?!!?!???!?!?! THIS FINALE WAS SO COSY AND NICE AND NO ONE DIED AND WE GOT ALL 4 CLONES IN A SCENE AND I JUST LOVE LIFE.

I'm going to miss them so much omfg. Teared up like 4 times during this ep omg I'm so done I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO THEM  LIKE IT DIDN'T GIVE ME ANY CLOSURE AT ALL. I WANT TO SEE HELENA RAISE HER BABIES AND I WANT TO SEE DELPHINE AND COSIMA GET MARRIED AND MAKE CRAZY SCIENCE TOGETHER AND I NEED ALISON TO STAR IN A BROADWAY MUSICAL AND I WANT TO JUST SEE THEM ALL SETTLE AND LOVE EACH OTHER LIKE REAL SESTRAS O M G

AND THEY HALF-HEARTEDLY EXPLAINED WHAT ORPHAN BLACK ACTUALLY MEANS AND IM JUST SO UGH I LOVE THEM ALL LIKE REAL PEOPLE
HELENA OPENS HER MOUTH AND I JUST LAUGH SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING.
http://evelynebrochu.tumblr.com/post/164134419164
I CHORTLED WHEN RACHEL SAID THIS
UM THE BIRTHING SCENE I WAS SO SHOOK BY HOW THEY DECIDED TO CUT IT LIKE FLASHING BACK TO SARAH GIVING BIRTH TO KIRA AT THE SAME TIME WITH S HELPING HER O M GGGGGGGGGG SARAH AND HELENA ARE THE BEST SISTERS EVER
AND SHE NAMED THEM ORANGE AND PURPLE TEMPORARILY UNTIL SHE THOUGHT OF ARTHUR AND DONNIE I CANT WITH THIS SHOW
EVELYNE ST O P PPPPPPPPPPPP JUST STOP THIS BITCH IS NOT ONLY FLUENT IN ENGLISH AND FRENCH BUT FUCK SHE CAN SPEACH SPANISH TOO IM SO DONE SHE'S JUST ON AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT LEVEL ENCHANTEE BITCH ENCHANTEE

ORPHAN BLACK I LOVE YOU I'LL MISS YOU PLEASE MAKE AN ORPHAN BLACK MOVIE O M G
endless love heart emojis
http://delphines.tumblr.com/post/164172979461/orphanblackzone-leda-clones-first-and-last

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